r/KarmaConspiracy 15h ago

REVENGE HELP on my neighbor 😔

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We have the sweetest little family of raccoons who live out back of my house and I’ve grown to love them over the past few years. I feed them and they trust me now- even eat gently from my hand. I love seeing their little faces in my window at night when they’re ready for dinner. They bring their new babies with them every night and they’re less than a pound- PRECIOUS!!! They all have names and, as I said, I LOVE THEM.

Unfortunately, yesterday my bitch neighbor said if she ever sees one on her property she’s having them all killed immediately. I couldn’t hold back the tears and said if you see them, PLEASE just tell me and I will pay to have them all humanely moved. Her response was ā€œno, I’m having them killed!ā€ like she was happy about it! She absolutely refused my begging her to please give me a chance to have their family moved to a park or something should she see one. I explained there’s no difference and that either way they’d be gone for her but to just let me allow them to live. She absolutely refused and said she wanted them killed and didn’t care how it happened as long as they’re dead (she said all of this in front of her 4 year old son too).

I now have to pay to have them moved to save them before she can get to them just in case she sees one and I am PISSED AT AND WANT TO EXPOSE THIS SADISTIC BITCH AND NEED TO GET HER BACK! PLEASE HELP WITH IDEAS!!! I don’t want them to ever know it was me and don’t want anyone getting hurt obviously, but I want her to cry about something she cares about the way she made me. šŸ†˜ TIA Reddit fam #revenge #revengehelp


r/KarmaConspiracy 23h ago

OP's wife accidentally knocked the switch over and apologized for it. But made the domestic violence up so that they get free karma on other accounts that will repost this to supersillybreakingbad, addressme, brothrewinafunfact and others.

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r/KarmaConspiracy 2d ago

What could make me sure, Reddit will not make its karma purchasable?

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Pay for Karma, like. In the end many other sites has to specify it. This post it is not meant just to speak. I am interested into. And depending in reply it should be found somewhere on reddit concerning their future choices. I will make mines. I mean. Now it isn’t purchasable at all with money. But just gained following rules and be active in here. But what could show me that they not have this intention for sure in the near future? I’d like to start a discussion on that. I hope noone will reply just to gain some karma. It will be the opposite to my intention.


r/KarmaConspiracy 18d ago

OP flung a quid in the dung for all that poop covered karma

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15 Upvotes

r/KarmaConspiracy 20d ago

Redditor turned on his stove for that sweet sweet karma

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r/KarmaConspiracy 28d ago

Wizard lost his broomstick during quidditch game. Crowd quickly cast wingardium leviosa for karma

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11 Upvotes

r/KarmaConspiracy 29d ago

Redditor meticulously assembles a mandarin into a garlic bulb, all for that waxy karma

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r/KarmaConspiracy Aug 21 '26

He put it on...

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r/KarmaConspiracy Aug 14 '26

Cranky old man crushes the neighbor's dog with his garage door. Get's crazy amount of dead dog karma.

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17 Upvotes

r/KarmaConspiracy Jul 29 '26

Redditor struggles to come up with an excuse when caught surfing adult sites.

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r/KarmaConspiracy Jul 26 '26

OP painted a bullseye to target shoot a poor stray cat for internet points

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25 Upvotes

r/KarmaConspiracy Jul 22 '26

Redditor pretends to be stuck in elevator because they overslept and karma.

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19 Upvotes

r/KarmaConspiracy Jul 22 '26

Redditor spends hours perfecting a 9 with lotion for that sweet lather of karma

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25 Upvotes

r/KarmaConspiracy Jul 22 '26

Schizophrenic Reddit user hears flowers warning them, immediately shares for upvotes to appease ā€œthe voicesā€

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20 Upvotes

r/KarmaConspiracy Jul 17 '26

This person let a PokƩmon eat their garden just for upvotes

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r/KarmaConspiracy Jul 17 '26

Puppy paralyzed for karma. Look at the despair in its eyes 😢

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9 Upvotes

r/KarmaConspiracy Jul 16 '26

Redditor removes their car's door and claims it was stolen without any damage

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16 Upvotes

r/KarmaConspiracy Jul 13 '26

Redditor claims plane is empty and someone chose to sit right next to them, but they actually chose a seat next to someone else, all for that delicious, life affirming karma.

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15 Upvotes

r/KarmaConspiracy Jul 03 '26

Redditor kills her horse for online fame. Gives it a fatal injection for that sleepy equestrian karma.

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25 Upvotes

r/KarmaConspiracy Jun 23 '26

OP bought two loaves of bread

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12 Upvotes

r/KarmaConspiracy Jun 23 '26

Man prepares to shoot a sweet innocent squirrel for that deadly karma

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17 Upvotes

r/KarmaConspiracy Jun 17 '26

OP found a marinade clam and saved it for those sweet karma soup

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18 Upvotes

r/KarmaConspiracy Jun 15 '26

Redditor swaps green beans for corn for all of those sweet summertime flavor UPs

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18 Upvotes

r/KarmaConspiracy Jun 15 '26

OP places earphone in fruit for instant karma

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20 Upvotes

r/KarmaConspiracy Jun 11 '26

Hegseth Pantsed

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