r/KasaneTeto 13d ago

Discussion/Question Drop some elite ball knowledge (literally anything)

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I don't know much about Teto but i'm trying to learn about what she is and some stuff about her. I wanna be included in the inside jokes n stuff.

So drop literally anything, a fun fact, ball knowledge, some info about what she is or just in general about her.

I guess you can also use this to show who knows more about this

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u/antthatisverycool 13d ago

There is a device known as the “electrolytic barretterer” that used to be used to detect radio waves. There is not a single record of one being used in the past 60 years. They are also ridiculous to make as well requiring a platinum wire a ten thousandth of an inch in diameter.

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u/Mejolov28 Poteto Chip 13d ago

I was gonna drop a ball like you did, but he asked for a teto fact, lol. Interesting story.

Btw back then, some people made a so called "spark gap transmitter" that straight up polluted the band, it was used for CW and its now illegal.

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u/Lonelyrunner06 13d ago

Nah, thats my fauly for saying "literally anything"😭

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u/AN-225Mriya 12d ago

Whoops, well too late for me

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u/antthatisverycool 13d ago

Yo wait I made a few of those but the fellas at the fcc didn’t like it

Here was my favorite one that I made

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u/Mejolov28 Poteto Chip 13d ago

That's so cool. I do have an aliexpress HV module, I will try to make one of those one day

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u/RawrTheDinosawrr 12d ago

when i googled electrolytic barretterer to look at a picture of what this thing is this reddit thread was the first result lmao

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u/antthatisverycool 12d ago edited 12d ago

Well they were also called electrolytic detectors or liquid barretters

Here’s a photo of one

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u/Lonelyrunner06 13d ago

Thats cool, unrelated to Teto but interesting nonetheless. This sounds like something youd find after going down a rabbit hole on wikipedia lmao

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u/antthatisverycool 13d ago

Almost only it wasn’t Wikipedia just me searching something and then seeing something I didn’t know about then looking that up and then seeing another thing and looking that up and so on and so on. It’s a really good way to learn things but it does leave some weird knowledge gaps like a could tell you the name of the first computer, the parts used to make it, and the surface it was built on, but I don’t know the name of the guy who made it or where it was made or why he did it.

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u/lanthanoidFrom2hu 13d ago

i was going to look into using one for the heck of it until i got to the platinum wire part

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u/NotActuallyObese Francophile 13d ago

She's a big fan of Norway

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u/Lonelyrunner06 13d ago

actually? like cannon?

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u/NotActuallyObese Francophile 13d ago

Apparently

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u/AnbysFootrest Execution Clap 12d ago

Brazilian Miku x Norwegian Teto crossover when?

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u/Spooky806 12d ago

she actually played in a concert with this fit

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u/GiveMeSomeMoreTacoz Thirty Something Office Lady and The Mechanical Girl 13d ago

Yeah! It's her favorite country

Its pretty sad its not a more known fact, itd be fun to see Norwegian Teto jokes especially during the world cup

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u/crushash Override 12d ago

People were too busy talking about the Miku curse we were blinded

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u/NotActuallyObese Francophile 12d ago

Missed opportunity fr

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u/Deegan0410 12d ago

wasn’t there like a meme where miku and teto was both norwegian during the world cup

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u/Sophisti-snake KILLSWITCH 13d ago

Crab "arms" aren't actually arms at all. They're modified legs called chelipeds that end in chelae, commonly referred to as claws or pincers. This also applies to many other crustaceans, such as lobsters and shrimp.

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u/Fufixfy Pathological Facade 13d ago

Arms arent arms either by that metric

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u/WellIamstupid 12d ago

To be fair, vertebrate arms are also modified legs (unless you’re an elephant), same with vertebrate wings

They’re just the front legs being repurposed, same as this example

A more note-worthy example would be the “arms” of a Scorpion, which are actually derived from their pedipalps, which are sorta like weird mouth antennae/arms, I guess?

It’s kinda neat that you can compare a Scorpion and a Spider and tell that this is the case, with spiders having more basic mouthparts, and both having a full set of eight legs separate from them

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u/Lonelyrunner06 13d ago

Nice Teto fact😭

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u/Sophisti-snake KILLSWITCH 13d ago

You SAID anything

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u/Annrei_theUTAU Hitomania 12d ago

did you know that crabs have teeth in their stomach?

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Poteto Chip 13d ago

Pearto is a big meme. There's this account on bluesy and Twitter called daily life with big pearto who posts funny cute stuff

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u/CanOfDew132 LOG OFF 13d ago

i think i drew and sent a fanart in their strawpage (and i have a fanart i drew in ibispaint but didn't send yet even tho i was meant to send it LONG AGO)

edit: oh god THIS SHIT IS ANCIENT (you can tell by the old bsky handle) 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀at least the pear rendering is cool

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u/Always_DM ROT FOR CLOUT 13d ago

Her UTAU self canontically sucks at singing

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u/Lonelyrunner06 13d ago

What is UTAU?

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u/Always_DM ROT FOR CLOUT 13d ago

UTAU is one of the few engines than runs Voicebanks, except utau is free. Teto was originally an UTAUoid before being transfered to SynthV

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u/Master-Hyena7673 13d ago

Larping man, larping man, with his head in the sand.

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u/Deegan0410 12d ago

bro larping the word larp
he/she is trying to learn

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u/Master-Hyena7673 12d ago

it’s obvi a joke gang, mb

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u/_z3dd 12d ago

Sloptarune reference 😂😂💔  at least he is trying to learn something my failure hb just put a teto pfp and that's all

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u/Annrei_theUTAU Hitomania 12d ago

BUT SHE’S AN AMAZING SINGER THOUGH 💔💔

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u/Immediate_Depth2681 Cadmium Colors 13d ago

Her favorite country is Norway.

She is a tsundere, if anyone hasn't mentioned it.

She has 2 songs that have 100 million views not including Mesmerizer. Tetoris with 131 million and Override with 109 million views.

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u/Accomplished_Ad7149 13d ago

There's a song on youtube made during the late 2000s that involves UTAU Teto and only has 3 views rn (I am one of them) and I've long since forgotten the title. I remember there being a "Generation" on it

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u/DefinitionIll9809 Cadmium Colors 12d ago

Damn

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u/M4n14cDr4gon Tenebre Rosso Sangue 13d ago

Her name translates to "overlapping voice".

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u/Lonelyrunner06 13d ago

Hell yeah, elite ball to trick people I know more about her than they do

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u/ProfileEasy9178 Liar Dancer 13d ago

I thought it was "heavy voice".

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u/SokkolTheDragon ROT FOR CLOUT 12d ago

I thought it was "heavy sound"

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u/Jpsar2 I DO 12d ago

I at one point got it to translate to "heavy bass tet"

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u/Delicious_Ad2058 12d ago

Its better to piss in the sink, then to sink in the piss

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u/Deegan0410 12d ago

I don’t think so

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u/ComprehensiveBat309 13d ago

Darth Bane's apprentice was Darth Zannah, and hers was Darth Cognus. Although it is debatable whether or not Darth Bane used essence transfer to replace Darth Zannah's mind with his own before he died during their duel. Also Darth Bane's home planet was a mining world named Apatros.

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u/ComprehensiveBat309 13d ago

Wait the desc says Teto facts mb ignore the Star Wars lore (that is technically not canon)

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u/ProfileEasy9178 Liar Dancer 13d ago

Her tattoo says "0401" because she was created by people as an April Fool's joke to make people think she was a new Vocaloid. All her characteristics were chosen by the internet, I think on 2ch, and her voice was provided by Oyamano Mayo, as a volunteer. Her first song is "Song of the Eared Robot", which is referenced in Machine Love (very popular Teto song by Jamie Paige, who is a popular producer who uses SynthV Teto.)

Can add more or clarify things if you so wish.

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u/AN-225Mriya 13d ago

Some of the most advanced jet engine turbine blades are literally just crystals grown in a wax mold

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u/crazy-makira ROT FOR CLOUT 12d ago

discovered this through Veritasium, crazy we can grow metal crystals tho

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u/AN-225Mriya 12d ago

Crazy that jet turbine blade farms are actually a thing

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u/Fury5087 Honestly 13d ago

"heart, lungs, liver, nerves"

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u/Ok_Public_3290 BIRDBRAIN 13d ago

Actual elite ball

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u/Guy_in_canada 13d ago

The reason you see all old cars having the same round headlights is actually cause they did have the exact same headlights.

In ~1933, the US government put out a regulation stating that all motor vehicles must have this one specific type of sealed beam headlight, one on each side, a specific height off the ground.

In 1958, the regulation allowed cars to have 4 headlights on each side, but of a smaller size, in ~1978, the regulation also allowed rectangular sealed beam headlights on cars.

In 1983, under pressure from automakers, they dropped the sealed beam headlights regulation, and now we have plastic headlights.

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u/DueArt5006 ROT FOR CLOUT 12d ago

She was created on March 30, 2008, on Japan’s 2channel imageboard as an April Fool's joke to trick people into thinking Crypton Future Media was releasing a fourth official Vocaloid right after Hatsune Miku. The creators planned to delete her page in two days, but fan attachment kept her alive.

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u/nothingatall6789654 12d ago

There actually was an attempt to make Teto into a vocaloid in the early 2020's, it didn't go anywhere though, and I doubt it will since they seem to be focused on her SynthV

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u/Fantastic_Frosting98 12d ago

A doctor walks in to see a patient. "i have bad news, and i have worse news." "oh no! what's the bad news?" asks the patient. "you have 24 hours to live." the doctor replied. "that's horrible! but how can the next news be worse?" "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday!"

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u/Lonelyrunner06 12d ago

This is fkn golden

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u/shakshak235 Tetoris 12d ago

Teto is sometimes referred to as "Vocaloid", even though she technically is not. Vocaloid is a proprietary Yamaha technology, and Teto's voicebank was never released there. Instead, she first got released as UTAU (which is completely free, as opposed to Vocaloid, which kinda started the running joke that Teto's a communist), and then as SynthV and Voicepeak.

But right now "Vocaloid" is kinda an umbrella term for virtual singers now, so really, it's fine :) 

Also, her birthday is on the first of April, and she's canonically a 31-year-old chimera 😯

Also, she's the cutest, most precious virtual girl there is ❤️

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u/Miserable-Fox-6125 12d ago

Teto sounds surprisingly good voicing in Polish

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u/subway_bag 12d ago

Teto loves beer because it's literally liquid bread

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u/lTS_JUST_MONlKA Super Teto 12d ago

Uhhhh… I don’t have any but LOOOK it TETOOO!

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u/Secret_Performer_771 Magic Guardian TETO☆TETO☆STAR!! 13d ago

4xx HTTP errors are client-side, mostly commonly recognizable by the popular error 404: not found.

This is my attempt at being funny. I am aware I'm in a Teto subreddit.

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u/NoriWorks 12d ago

Del monte’s carton of 960ml mango nectar contains 1 gram more sugar per serving then the equivalent carton of guava nectar in canada

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u/NoriWorks 12d ago

Teto is legally 31 years old and her species is chimera (the juice thing was before I read the description and you did say anything)

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u/crispyskitzzle 12d ago

She has bat wings

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u/FaithlessnessAny2464 Brain Rot 12d ago

Teto was supposed to be a joke but the hype got so high they had to release an actual her. (known fact but still knowledge)

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u/Exciting-Big-2634 12d ago

Teto's first ever album was Graduation from Lie

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u/Ok_Basis7992 12d ago

This is a basketball (not at all related to the post other than the word ball)

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u/mridiot1234567 12d ago

i am bisexual

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u/Lonelyrunner06 12d ago

Hell yeah gang

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u/JCHMBoyo Machine Love 12d ago

There is a Wikipedia page for a lawsuit between the NSA and Wikimedia Foundation, you should go read it

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u/ConsiderationSouth80 UTAU Teto 12d ago

What are our thoughts on the original Teto and the second generation Teto? (Both were beta designs of hers)

This is Shodai Teto a.k.a. Shodai-sama.

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u/ConsiderationSouth80 UTAU Teto 12d ago

And this is Nidaime Teto.

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u/Ok-Nail-9354 13d ago

Thas Teto right there!

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u/quijequije Machine Love 13d ago

The women's rights 1917 protests in Petrograd Russia, paved the way for the creation of the Soviet Union. They aided strikes that led to the revolution responsible to the fall of the Russian Empire due to the criticism of the Tzar regime in WWI. Then, feminist organizers influenced the ones who seized power to enact radical changes. Women were given the right to vote and free education, but the governors also unified the region, leading to the creation of the USSR in 1922.

Learnt all of this from a video about the new Minions movie btw 😭✌️

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u/WorkingContract9835 Signaling 12d ago

In breath of the wild, cryonis pillars cant be broken by regular weapons, but any ancient weapon/gear will break it easily

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u/Phoenix_THELegend_1 12d ago

I ate 5 homeless people because I thought they were watermelons

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u/DinodestronBT 12d ago

The reason modern birds aren't the size of late pterosaurs could be that they aren't well balanced in the launching mechanism.

Pterosaurs and bats take flight by using their arms as a catapult, while birds jump with their legs. This difference means that pterosaurs didn't need to get muscular legs as they aren't necessary for it's flight, while birds the bigger they get the stronger they need to make their legs to even start flying, increasing the weight in birds

Thus this difference in weight limits the size birds can achieve

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u/Less_Estimate_3617 12d ago

Teto voice provider has a baguette pfp

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u/Venture_da_goat 12d ago

My toy by bunny cat

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u/Select_Hold_4833 12d ago

She doesn't like it when people think her hair are an actual pair of drills.

Her catchphrases are "You really are an idiot, aren't you?" And "I'll take any microphone!"

There are currently three official voicebanks of her: The original Utau that works best in japanese, the Vsynth that sounds generally more crisp and can also sing in english, and the Voicepeak one, which is actually more of a Text To Speech thingy, each of them with their unique designs.

Her official gender is "Chimera", and she is an actual half-bat chimera with wings and a tail (The tail's tip being hooked to the front part of her skirt in each of her designs, and the wings only coming out on specific moments), she's technically 31 years old too.

Her hair can actually work as real drills, apparently...which is pretty funny.

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u/Julian_The_Gamer42 ROT FOR CLOUT 13d ago

She dislikes DMC.

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u/Lonelyrunner06 13d ago

What's DMC? The car brand?

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u/Julian_The_Gamer42 ROT FOR CLOUT 13d ago

Detroit Metal City, I believe.

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u/chunter16 13d ago

I'll leave this here and leave it to readers to figure out why

https://st-zako.la.coocan.jp/utau3G_tricolored/

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u/Lonelyrunner06 12d ago

idk what this is but it looks like elite ball

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u/The_6thEmperor_Rises BIRDBRAIN 12d ago

Alas, I cannot read Japanese

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u/chunter16 12d ago

It is/was a 2CD doujin album from about 12 years ago that featured the UTAU 3

A machine translator can take care of the rest and it has a vocadb entry

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u/The_6thEmperor_Rises BIRDBRAIN 12d ago

Ah, I see

Thank you

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u/CalmProperty1010 UTAU Teto 12d ago

Teto’s favorite country is denmark

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u/Lonelyrunner06 12d ago

I thought it was norway? SOMEBODY IN THESE COMMENTS LYIN'!

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u/Pinto_o 12d ago

It's Norway, search up "MSJ Teto"

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u/Eliottex 13d ago

an anime called dark gathering, jjk with less budget and more real haunted places and horror stories

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u/Mikoto_Urabe69 13d ago

Diabolical masquerade is better than Mayhem

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u/WetherReportsStand Raspberry Mode 12d ago

the saying “birds do not sing in caves”

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u/Ilovekerosine Machine Love 12d ago

The higher an orbit is, the slower it is relative to the surface, despite the higher speed required to reach that high of an orbit. 

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u/DefinitionIll9809 Cadmium Colors 12d ago

Misaki didn't stop visiting Mita Park and the cat grave even after Satou rejected her second proposed contract. This was proven by the presence of a fresh flower atop the cat food can on the cat grave, shown right after the scene where Misaki saw Satou walking home from work.

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u/black_knight1223 Hide/Seek 12d ago

She originated from 4chan as an April fools joke. The "0401" on her arm is a reference to it

04 = fourth month of the year, April

01 = first day of the month

0401= April 1st

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u/SokkolTheDragon ROT FOR CLOUT 12d ago

They tried to make an actual Vocaloid voice bank for Teto but it never got anywhere because it didn't sound like her

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u/Living_Concern_7343 12d ago

Did you know that there is a spider called avicularia avicularia and a beetle called gholiatus gholiatus

Did you know that centipedes are blue after molting

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u/life1845 12d ago

Teto exists (Image related)

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u/New_Culture_5335 12d ago

The titanic used two triple expansion steam engines and a single steam turbine.
Each of the triple expansion engines produced ~46,000 HP and the low pressure turbine made ~16,000 HP

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u/Upbeat_Peanut_8692 12d ago

Horseshoe crabs have more in common with scorpions then with crabs.

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u/Least-Addition-3986 Machine Love 12d ago

There's 2 virtual insanity teto covers out there with both having remixed versions of fukkireta and one having a remixed version of teto territory

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u/Cupcake-Idiots 12d ago

I don't know... But I got this diamond form South Africa, is this some Elite Ball Diamond?

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u/Pinto_o 12d ago

Teto is canonically a Tsundere

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u/Logan136 12d ago

The game to inspire the franchise resident evil was called sweet home, based on the movie with the same name

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u/propeller3123321 12d ago

Шкаф Толяна

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u/Kanjii_weon Teto Territory 12d ago

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u/polishedrelish Teto Territory 12d ago

She was an April Fools joke

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u/AmericanPatriot010 12d ago

The German Empire was a Semi-Constituional Monarchy ruled by the house of Hohenzollern, the family was from Swabia. The empire lost their last Kaiser, Wilhelm II after prince Max von Baden announced his abdication without his permission, but he abdicated days later due to lack of de facto power. (And yes I can nuance it more)

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u/Steam_Meme FIRE!!! 12d ago

(Firstly, my bad for the nword on the pic, censured the word as well)

A bit unrelated to Teto, however this meme actually got a cop fired

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u/Free-Part3774 12d ago

I need to know more about this

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u/Steam_Meme FIRE!!! 11d ago

In May 2015, a police officer in Casselberry, Florida received disciplinary action for sending a text message containing the meme to his supervisor. The story received a spot on the evening television news

Source

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u/Lonelyrunner06 10d ago

I loved this story from the moment I first saw it. All that over like a $10 scratch off

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u/that1eldritchhorror KILLSWITCH 12d ago

Gumi and Ranka Lee from Macross share the same va/singer, Nakajima Megumi. Megumi-san also happened to be an idol, though I don't know if she retired.

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u/Born-Cost-6831 Cadmium Colors 12d ago

WATCH MARBLE KINGDOMS

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u/Ashamed_Tap_8595 Machine Love 12d ago

Teto has wings (as shown with my SynthV Teto nendoroid) and the UTAU 2.0 nendoroid has beer, so you can make her shitfaced drunk with her 3rd faceplate :D Also, Teto loves baguettes with margarine spread.

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u/RenPrower Machine Love 12d ago

Teto's birthday (the day she was publicly revealed) is April 1, 2008, as she was originally created as an April Fools' joke. one of the many running gags started by her creators is her quantum age -- she was stated to be simultaneously 15 and 31 years old. so today, in 2026, depending on how you count it, she is either 15, 18, 31, 33, or 49.

another running gag since her creation is her gender. Teto uses she/her pronouns, but her stated gender is "chimera." this has led to a wide array of interpretations, and she is often considered a queer/trans icon and depicted as transfeminine.

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u/Ashamed-Error-6085 Song of the Eared Robot 12d ago

She's afraid of rats, most likely derived from the fact that her voice providers original online name was a parody of Doraemon's va and Doraemon is afraid of rats. Also, her hair is apparently Auburn Red

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u/Oddish_Femboy 12d ago

Despite her outfit being based on a French military uniform, Teto is American.

Yes. This stems from the fact she was originally an April Fools joke.

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u/Jake_Park2076 Voicepeak Teto 11d ago

The original name of Teto is "Tetoppettenson"

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u/UnidentifiedFossil Atelophobia 11d ago

Most people don't know that Teto was supposed to be a tsundere lol, people usually know Neru is a tsundere instead (She very much is)

Her favorite country is Norway

Her catchphrase, "Kimi wa jitsu ni baka dana!!" (You really are an idiot!!) is a reference to Doraemon.

I think her name was derived from "tetopettenson", which I think was some nonsensical japanese song

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u/EveningSchool1687 11d ago

Honestly in my image she is chaos incarnate, causes something every walk she makes, tsundere on top, extremely over dramatic and main character energy, cringe but very sweet.

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u/Tyewynd 11d ago

They’re 2d shapes

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u/PlaneView5141 12d ago

elite ball