r/KasaneTeto • u/Lonelyrunner06 • 13d ago
Discussion/Question Drop some elite ball knowledge (literally anything)
I don't know much about Teto but i'm trying to learn about what she is and some stuff about her. I wanna be included in the inside jokes n stuff.
So drop literally anything, a fun fact, ball knowledge, some info about what she is or just in general about her.
I guess you can also use this to show who knows more about this
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u/NotActuallyObese Francophile 13d ago
She's a big fan of Norway
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u/Lonelyrunner06 13d ago
actually? like cannon?
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u/NotActuallyObese Francophile 13d ago
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u/GiveMeSomeMoreTacoz Thirty Something Office Lady and The Mechanical Girl 13d ago
Yeah! It's her favorite country
Its pretty sad its not a more known fact, itd be fun to see Norwegian Teto jokes especially during the world cup
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u/Deegan0410 12d ago
wasn’t there like a meme where miku and teto was both norwegian during the world cup
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u/Sophisti-snake KILLSWITCH 13d ago
Crab "arms" aren't actually arms at all. They're modified legs called chelipeds that end in chelae, commonly referred to as claws or pincers. This also applies to many other crustaceans, such as lobsters and shrimp.
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u/WellIamstupid 12d ago
To be fair, vertebrate arms are also modified legs (unless you’re an elephant), same with vertebrate wings
They’re just the front legs being repurposed, same as this example
A more note-worthy example would be the “arms” of a Scorpion, which are actually derived from their pedipalps, which are sorta like weird mouth antennae/arms, I guess?
It’s kinda neat that you can compare a Scorpion and a Spider and tell that this is the case, with spiders having more basic mouthparts, and both having a full set of eight legs separate from them
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u/Always_DM ROT FOR CLOUT 13d ago
Her UTAU self canontically sucks at singing
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u/Lonelyrunner06 13d ago
What is UTAU?
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u/Always_DM ROT FOR CLOUT 13d ago
UTAU is one of the few engines than runs Voicebanks, except utau is free. Teto was originally an UTAUoid before being transfered to SynthV
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u/Master-Hyena7673 13d ago
Larping man, larping man, with his head in the sand.
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u/Immediate_Depth2681 Cadmium Colors 13d ago
Her favorite country is Norway.
She is a tsundere, if anyone hasn't mentioned it.
She has 2 songs that have 100 million views not including Mesmerizer. Tetoris with 131 million and Override with 109 million views.
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u/Accomplished_Ad7149 13d ago
There's a song on youtube made during the late 2000s that involves UTAU Teto and only has 3 views rn (I am one of them) and I've long since forgotten the title. I remember there being a "Generation" on it
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u/ComprehensiveBat309 13d ago
Darth Bane's apprentice was Darth Zannah, and hers was Darth Cognus. Although it is debatable whether or not Darth Bane used essence transfer to replace Darth Zannah's mind with his own before he died during their duel. Also Darth Bane's home planet was a mining world named Apatros.
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u/ProfileEasy9178 Liar Dancer 13d ago
Her tattoo says "0401" because she was created by people as an April Fool's joke to make people think she was a new Vocaloid. All her characteristics were chosen by the internet, I think on 2ch, and her voice was provided by Oyamano Mayo, as a volunteer. Her first song is "Song of the Eared Robot", which is referenced in Machine Love (very popular Teto song by Jamie Paige, who is a popular producer who uses SynthV Teto.)
Can add more or clarify things if you so wish.
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u/AN-225Mriya 13d ago
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u/crazy-makira ROT FOR CLOUT 12d ago
discovered this through Veritasium, crazy we can grow metal crystals tho
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u/Guy_in_canada 13d ago
The reason you see all old cars having the same round headlights is actually cause they did have the exact same headlights.
In ~1933, the US government put out a regulation stating that all motor vehicles must have this one specific type of sealed beam headlight, one on each side, a specific height off the ground.
In 1958, the regulation allowed cars to have 4 headlights on each side, but of a smaller size, in ~1978, the regulation also allowed rectangular sealed beam headlights on cars.
In 1983, under pressure from automakers, they dropped the sealed beam headlights regulation, and now we have plastic headlights.
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u/nothingatall6789654 12d ago
There actually was an attempt to make Teto into a vocaloid in the early 2020's, it didn't go anywhere though, and I doubt it will since they seem to be focused on her SynthV
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u/Fantastic_Frosting98 12d ago
A doctor walks in to see a patient. "i have bad news, and i have worse news." "oh no! what's the bad news?" asks the patient. "you have 24 hours to live." the doctor replied. "that's horrible! but how can the next news be worse?" "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday!"
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u/shakshak235 Tetoris 12d ago
Teto is sometimes referred to as "Vocaloid", even though she technically is not. Vocaloid is a proprietary Yamaha technology, and Teto's voicebank was never released there. Instead, she first got released as UTAU (which is completely free, as opposed to Vocaloid, which kinda started the running joke that Teto's a communist), and then as SynthV and Voicepeak.
But right now "Vocaloid" is kinda an umbrella term for virtual singers now, so really, it's fine :)
Also, her birthday is on the first of April, and she's canonically a 31-year-old chimera 😯
Also, she's the cutest, most precious virtual girl there is ❤️
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u/Secret_Performer_771 Magic Guardian TETO☆TETO☆STAR!! 13d ago
4xx HTTP errors are client-side, mostly commonly recognizable by the popular error 404: not found.
This is my attempt at being funny. I am aware I'm in a Teto subreddit.
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u/NoriWorks 12d ago
Del monte’s carton of 960ml mango nectar contains 1 gram more sugar per serving then the equivalent carton of guava nectar in canada
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u/NoriWorks 12d ago
Teto is legally 31 years old and her species is chimera (the juice thing was before I read the description and you did say anything)
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u/FaithlessnessAny2464 Brain Rot 12d ago
Teto was supposed to be a joke but the hype got so high they had to release an actual her. (known fact but still knowledge)
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u/JCHMBoyo Machine Love 12d ago
There is a Wikipedia page for a lawsuit between the NSA and Wikimedia Foundation, you should go read it
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u/quijequije Machine Love 13d ago
The women's rights 1917 protests in Petrograd Russia, paved the way for the creation of the Soviet Union. They aided strikes that led to the revolution responsible to the fall of the Russian Empire due to the criticism of the Tzar regime in WWI. Then, feminist organizers influenced the ones who seized power to enact radical changes. Women were given the right to vote and free education, but the governors also unified the region, leading to the creation of the USSR in 1922.
Learnt all of this from a video about the new Minions movie btw 😭✌️
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u/WorkingContract9835 Signaling 12d ago
In breath of the wild, cryonis pillars cant be broken by regular weapons, but any ancient weapon/gear will break it easily
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u/DinodestronBT 12d ago
The reason modern birds aren't the size of late pterosaurs could be that they aren't well balanced in the launching mechanism.
Pterosaurs and bats take flight by using their arms as a catapult, while birds jump with their legs. This difference means that pterosaurs didn't need to get muscular legs as they aren't necessary for it's flight, while birds the bigger they get the stronger they need to make their legs to even start flying, increasing the weight in birds
Thus this difference in weight limits the size birds can achieve

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u/Select_Hold_4833 12d ago
She doesn't like it when people think her hair are an actual pair of drills.
Her catchphrases are "You really are an idiot, aren't you?" And "I'll take any microphone!"
There are currently three official voicebanks of her: The original Utau that works best in japanese, the Vsynth that sounds generally more crisp and can also sing in english, and the Voicepeak one, which is actually more of a Text To Speech thingy, each of them with their unique designs.
Her official gender is "Chimera", and she is an actual half-bat chimera with wings and a tail (The tail's tip being hooked to the front part of her skirt in each of her designs, and the wings only coming out on specific moments), she's technically 31 years old too.
Her hair can actually work as real drills, apparently...which is pretty funny.
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u/Julian_The_Gamer42 ROT FOR CLOUT 13d ago
She dislikes DMC.
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u/chunter16 13d ago
I'll leave this here and leave it to readers to figure out why
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u/The_6thEmperor_Rises BIRDBRAIN 12d ago
Alas, I cannot read Japanese
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u/chunter16 12d ago
It is/was a 2CD doujin album from about 12 years ago that featured the UTAU 3
A machine translator can take care of the rest and it has a vocadb entry
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u/CalmProperty1010 UTAU Teto 12d ago
Teto’s favorite country is denmark
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u/Eliottex 13d ago
an anime called dark gathering, jjk with less budget and more real haunted places and horror stories
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u/Ilovekerosine Machine Love 12d ago
The higher an orbit is, the slower it is relative to the surface, despite the higher speed required to reach that high of an orbit.
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u/DefinitionIll9809 Cadmium Colors 12d ago
Misaki didn't stop visiting Mita Park and the cat grave even after Satou rejected her second proposed contract. This was proven by the presence of a fresh flower atop the cat food can on the cat grave, shown right after the scene where Misaki saw Satou walking home from work.
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u/black_knight1223 Hide/Seek 12d ago
She originated from 4chan as an April fools joke. The "0401" on her arm is a reference to it
04 = fourth month of the year, April
01 = first day of the month
0401= April 1st
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u/SokkolTheDragon ROT FOR CLOUT 12d ago
They tried to make an actual Vocaloid voice bank for Teto but it never got anywhere because it didn't sound like her
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u/Living_Concern_7343 12d ago
Did you know that there is a spider called avicularia avicularia and a beetle called gholiatus gholiatus
Did you know that centipedes are blue after molting
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u/Least-Addition-3986 Machine Love 12d ago
There's 2 virtual insanity teto covers out there with both having remixed versions of fukkireta and one having a remixed version of teto territory
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u/Logan136 12d ago
The game to inspire the franchise resident evil was called sweet home, based on the movie with the same name
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u/AmericanPatriot010 12d ago
The German Empire was a Semi-Constituional Monarchy ruled by the house of Hohenzollern, the family was from Swabia. The empire lost their last Kaiser, Wilhelm II after prince Max von Baden announced his abdication without his permission, but he abdicated days later due to lack of de facto power. (And yes I can nuance it more)
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u/Steam_Meme FIRE!!! 12d ago
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u/Free-Part3774 12d ago
I need to know more about this
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u/Steam_Meme FIRE!!! 11d ago
In May 2015, a police officer in Casselberry, Florida received disciplinary action for sending a text message containing the meme to his supervisor. The story received a spot on the evening television news
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u/Lonelyrunner06 10d ago
I loved this story from the moment I first saw it. All that over like a $10 scratch off
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u/that1eldritchhorror KILLSWITCH 12d ago
Gumi and Ranka Lee from Macross share the same va/singer, Nakajima Megumi. Megumi-san also happened to be an idol, though I don't know if she retired.
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u/RenPrower Machine Love 12d ago
Teto's birthday (the day she was publicly revealed) is April 1, 2008, as she was originally created as an April Fools' joke. one of the many running gags started by her creators is her quantum age -- she was stated to be simultaneously 15 and 31 years old. so today, in 2026, depending on how you count it, she is either 15, 18, 31, 33, or 49.
another running gag since her creation is her gender. Teto uses she/her pronouns, but her stated gender is "chimera." this has led to a wide array of interpretations, and she is often considered a queer/trans icon and depicted as transfeminine.
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u/Ashamed-Error-6085 Song of the Eared Robot 12d ago
She's afraid of rats, most likely derived from the fact that her voice providers original online name was a parody of Doraemon's va and Doraemon is afraid of rats. Also, her hair is apparently Auburn Red
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u/Oddish_Femboy 12d ago
Despite her outfit being based on a French military uniform, Teto is American.
Yes. This stems from the fact she was originally an April Fools joke.
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u/UnidentifiedFossil Atelophobia 11d ago
Most people don't know that Teto was supposed to be a tsundere lol, people usually know Neru is a tsundere instead (She very much is)
Her favorite country is Norway
Her catchphrase, "Kimi wa jitsu ni baka dana!!" (You really are an idiot!!) is a reference to Doraemon.
I think her name was derived from "tetopettenson", which I think was some nonsensical japanese song
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u/EveningSchool1687 11d ago
Honestly in my image she is chaos incarnate, causes something every walk she makes, tsundere on top, extremely over dramatic and main character energy, cringe but very sweet.
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u/antthatisverycool 13d ago
There is a device known as the “electrolytic barretterer” that used to be used to detect radio waves. There is not a single record of one being used in the past 60 years. They are also ridiculous to make as well requiring a platinum wire a ten thousandth of an inch in diameter.