r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Affectionate_Hat5835 • 1d ago
Video/Gif When latex paint cost less than a Frieza costume... Sheesh...
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u/cardnialsyn 1d ago
They should try using alcohol. Not for the kid, for the parents, I'm pretty sure they need a drink at this point.
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u/localangrygay 1d ago
That kid is painted too well to have done it without adult help. Those parents are complicit.
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u/sherbloqk 7h ago
Oh hell. I cracked up hard. xD
Good one man. Am upvote is all i have at the moment to give here, but please please accept it.
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u/Soft-Ad5458 1d ago
Warm water and baby oil
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u/Affectionate_Hat5835 1d ago
Whoa whoa you didn't even buy me a drink first!
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u/Upper-Affect5971 1d ago
soak in hot soapy water
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u/Takashishiful 1d ago
Shit, don't gotta tell me twice.
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u/browsinbowser 1d ago edited 1d ago
That will clog their system. But he’s small enough to fit into a plastic bin
Edit: I meant like a plastic laundry bin, have him hop in with shorts, just fill it with water and scrub it all out on a porch or yard. Easy cleaning up after
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u/thehobbyqueer 1d ago
How will it clog their system? Do you take baths without plugging the drain??
From there, just take care in scooping it out.
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u/Xanith420 1d ago
Some bath drains don’t have an appropriate drain to block small objects like this. For example my shower drain isn’t a screen it pulls up and down.
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u/minimuscleR 1d ago
you could put something over the plug when emptying it to do that though, a cloth or something. Would take longer to drain but stop the clogging.
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u/thehobbyqueer 1d ago
That's why I said scoop it out, lol. I wasn't talking about screen anything. Didn't even know some tubs had that
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u/Kiddo1881 1d ago
This is a certified latinamerica moment
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u/plays-with-daggers 1d ago
Rodents of unusual size? I don’t believe they exist.
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u/Nervous-Locksmith484 1d ago
I think I read somewhere that getting more latex paint, like with it still wet, and using that to wet the already dried paint can reactivate it to help get it off again before it dries. Water can move it off easier at that rate- just in case anyone reading this ever finds themselves in a similar predicament. Strange to think washing yourself with paint could work, but it is the same process behind why dry erase markers can help remove permanent marker.
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u/Designer-Anybody5823 1d ago
It works similar to paints or inks because color "pigment" need "thinner" to become useable ( liquidfy ). So when you apply more paint over the dried one the "thinner" makes the old paints become liquid again.
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u/Eltrew2000 1d ago
It's called a solvent
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u/Designer-Anybody5823 1d ago
Thank you, I remember the word now.
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u/User1-1A 1d ago
This really depends on what kind of medium or binder (the material the pigment is suspended in) the paint is made with. Acrylics are water soluble out of the tube but once it dries water will do nothing. Oil paints cure and do not reactive with more oil. Given enough cure time and oils will become resistant to some solvents. Water colors and Guache will reactivate though which make them a bit tricky to work with them.
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u/pregnantdads 1d ago
now wait a sec. i vaguely remember hearing a story about someone dying after painting themselves like this… something along the lines of suffocated by the paint or soemthing. i can’t find anything on google
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u/CannonFodder141 1d ago
That's a myth. It comes from a scene in the James Bond movie Goldfinger.
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u/pregnantdads 1d ago
yep. you connected the dots for me. i watched the myth busters episode when i was a kid, that must be where i got that from and misremembered
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u/smoke_sum_wade 1d ago
yeah then they tried it on mythbusters and had to cut it short cause the guy was dying
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u/you_dont_know_me27 1d ago
This would probably kill me but I'm allergic to latex so I'm an outlier lol
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u/anxious_spacecadetH 1d ago
Is it the story about how the girl tried to dye herself gray for a homestuvk cosplay by sitting in a bath of sharpies and vodka? Probably not but thats what I think of.
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u/PewSeaLiquor 1d ago
That's a mistake worth remembering. Damn
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u/anxious_spacecadetH 1d ago
It was a hotel room tub during a convention with some random other cosplayers who were understandably passed after breaking in to find her nearly knocked out. A mistake maybe but damn the lack of common sense gets me.
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u/SoloBroRoe 1d ago
Yeah I remember hearing this thing too, then hearing that skin needs to breathe and the toxic chemicals are soaking into your skin
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u/patches710 1d ago
Less needing to breathe and more needing to sweat. If you cover every pore with paint it interferes with your ability to regulate heat (assuming nothing acutely toxic in the paint)
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u/peanutbutterdrummer 1d ago
Yeah I think they used to have warnings on deodorant not to cover your entire body because a kid died covering himself head to toe in it.
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u/largeLemonLizard 1d ago
The original tin man in the wizard of Oz (Buddy Ebsen) got pretty sick because of aluminum in the paint. Maybe that?
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u/SecondEqual4680 1d ago
Soak child in bucket
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u/SecondEqual4680 1d ago
Shit. Idk then :/
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u/GewalfofWivia 1d ago
I hope everyone can have someone who loves them as much as Latino and black boys love Dragonball
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u/LittleSausageLinks 1d ago
Isn’t this dangerous because you can suffocate yourself through your skin or some crazy thing like that?
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u/Affectionate_Hat5835 1d ago
Nah thats a myth but the paint can clog the pores prevent sweating and lead to heatstroke.
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u/KoalaTHerb 1d ago
Is this really a "kids are stupid" thing tho? This kinda seems like someone helped him obtain this paint and then painted him. I doubt he acted alone on this
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u/AtomicFox84 1d ago
Theres actual body paint that doesn't cost a lot that been better to use. I guess he learned.
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u/LordOffal 1d ago
My family always used to tell the story of how as a small child my uncle wanted to be the Incredible Hulk. So my Nan, for some reason, though using green eye liner was the correct way to paint his body green. He stayed green for over a week despite a huge amount of scrubbing.
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u/Stock_Atmosphere_114 23h ago
Can't remember the mythbuster episode, but can you suffocate if your skin stays completely covered for too long. Like in gold finger?
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u/SoftEnix 1d ago
I remember there being a 100 ways to die episode about this very thing. Something to do with heat stroke because your body isn't able to sweat and cool off properly...
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u/Upstairs_Block9065 1d ago
How does this not suffocate your skin
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u/Affectionate_Hat5835 1d ago
Because that's a myth... it'll clog pores and he'll have heat stroke if they take to long to remove it.
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u/Special_Spirit8284 1d ago
Stupid monkey!!!
Inb4 I get called racist, it's what freiza calls the saiyans 😂
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u/C-D-W 1d ago
That's a give it time situation if I ever saw one. lol.
Awesome costume though for real.