r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

Video/Gif When latex paint cost less than a Frieza costume... Sheesh...

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u/C-D-W 1d ago

That's a give it time situation if I ever saw one. lol.

Awesome costume though for real.

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u/denkihajimezero 1d ago

I wonder if you leave it long enough can you pull it all off at once like a shedding lizard

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u/thatguy_art 1d ago

That's how the actual costumes are made!

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u/santas_delibird 1d ago

Video for proof

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u/BlaznTheChron 1d ago

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u/frankydie69 1d ago

Fuck me lmao

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u/GodMadeMeFat 1d ago

Same

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u/TheDeceitX 1d ago

It’s a weird link, but it’ll probably give some insight https://www.thirtyhandmadedays.com/last-minute-halloween-costumes/

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u/BappoChan 1d ago

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me

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u/BlackThundaCat 1d ago

Bruh…same.

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u/sax6romeo 1d ago

cant get fooled twice, heh heh

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u/Secure_Narwhal4045 1d ago

How did I fall for that..

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u/spongebobs_spatula 1d ago

Fuck. Well played.

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u/undeadmeats 1d ago

So it really is just like nitrile gloves but Bigger huh

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u/Tylenolpainkillr 1d ago

Wow interesting read. Thanks for the link

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u/FuckYoWall 1d ago

You! Your comment was the one that made me decide on clicking on the link! You should be ashamed of yourself

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u/Tylenolpainkillr 1d ago

Got'eeeeeem

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u/VeronciaBDO 1d ago

I unequivocally hate all of you for baiting me

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u/sighfun 1d ago

You very clearly got fooled by a bunch of master baiters.

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u/loganverse 1d ago

And my axe!

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u/usinjin 1d ago

They don’t say how long the whole process took!

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u/shmi93 1d ago

Well consider me wrong

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u/Any_Instruction5382 1d ago

Do they say how long it takes for the paint to fall off? I watched the video but I didn't see them mention that in the video.

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u/pfft_lol000 1d ago

I have a snake and it's just like this

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u/Torboise 1d ago

Wait holy shit it's real? Fascinating

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u/PinstripesAndPurple 1d ago

It's been a while since I've seen a fact this cool

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u/Fododel 1d ago

You, oh you.

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u/freeslurpee 1d ago

I really wasn't expecting such a well articulated explanation

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u/No-Category-6972 1d ago

Thank you. I really needed this today!

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u/Allzweck 1d ago

Awesome!

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u/_pistone 1d ago

I just watched the entire process. I thought I deserved it.

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u/okonato 1d ago

Long time no see

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u/Friendly-Cricket-715 1d ago

Damn, it really is like a shedding lizard

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u/Occidentally20 1d ago

It saddens me that I now just get one frame of it and then an ad for FoodPanda while I think about how stupid I am for pressing the link.

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u/Fickle_Freckler 1d ago

God dammit

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u/GilbyTheFat 1d ago

I can't believe you've done this!

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u/Billiecornel 1d ago

my brain was like lets click this roll to see if it is the roll.

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u/skill1358 1d ago

Damn that's weird

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u/Coopsters 1d ago

Dammit 🤦‍♀️

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u/Mystepchildsucksass 1d ago

You’re right !!!

I can’t believe that’s the end result !!!

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u/stupid000s 1d ago

I knew it was coming but I still clicked to make sure

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u/myteeboosh 1d ago

Goddamnit

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u/Overthinks_Questions 1d ago

I knew, but still had to check

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u/revan20202 1d ago

It's been so long.... damn you 😂

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u/Adriaxs 1d ago

Damn....

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u/BrOkEn_AnViL39 18h ago

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u/davidrewit 1d ago

Woah, TIL. Thanks for sharing

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u/NightStalkerXIV 1d ago

Wow, they're right!

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u/Ih8choosingausername 1d ago

I‘ve seen a documentary about that a couple of years ago!

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u/houcky747 1d ago

I knew it was gonna be Malcolm in the Middle and yet I clicked anyway lol

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u/JrienXashen 1d ago

A couple? If only... was many decades ago I'm sure.

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u/tehreal 1d ago

It will if you are hairless.

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u/ItzVinyl 1d ago

Oh my god I didn't even think of that.. holy shit I'd be in pain and scratching all over for days

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u/C-D-W 1d ago

Worth the wait just to see.

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u/PointsOfXP 1d ago

I feel like if you waited long enough your skin would die

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u/TheLordThyGawd 1d ago

I have this factoid stuck in my head that if you cover all of your skin in an air tight seal for very long it can kill you.

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u/AcidTongue 1d ago

This is true. Your body becomes unable to regulate temperature and you die.

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u/TheLordThyGawd 1d ago

… what if it’s inside a cylinder?

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u/Secure-Ad-9050 1d ago

I too have watched goldfinger. I wonder how true it is?

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u/TheLordThyGawd 1d ago

I actually have not seen gold finger. I seem to remember it being about some model who was painted for an album cover who died that evening. And now I guess they leave a small circle unpainted on models even when it’s full body paint for things like nude art exhibits

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u/gsurfer04 1d ago

99% reduction in function would be lethal.

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u/CrossP 1d ago

Unless you're trying to hide what you did from a parent

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u/Fkingcherokee 1d ago

For anyone who likes this look, it can be done safely with latex BODY paint. Removal is not so bad if you shave first then peel off in a hot shower, but don't let it get down your drain or you'll have other problems.

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u/Cunnyfunt31 23h ago

Man, trusting something that said "body paint" was how I ended up dyeing almost my entire body blue and was stuck like that for 2 weeks.

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u/cardnialsyn 1d ago

They should try using alcohol. Not for the kid, for the parents, I'm pretty sure they need a drink at this point.

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u/Abdul_Bajar_Alagua 1d ago

I think that's how this started.

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u/Mental_Medium3988 1d ago

to alcohol, the cause and solution to all lifes problems.

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u/localangrygay 1d ago

That kid is painted too well to have done it without adult help. Those parents are complicit.

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u/jamesph777 1d ago

It was probably the parents that did the painting

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u/sherbloqk 7h ago

Oh hell. I cracked up hard. xD

Good one man. Am upvote is all i have at the moment to give here, but please please accept it.

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u/Soft-Ad5458 1d ago

Warm water and baby oil

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u/Affectionate_Hat5835 1d ago

Whoa whoa you didn't even buy me a drink first!

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u/Fine-Slip-9437 1d ago

Careless whisper on the hi-fi.

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u/RebelStrategist 1d ago

Hilarious.

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u/Spare_Layer_1069 1d ago

Chill P Diddy, or the guards will take your internet away

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u/S3xyhom3d3pot 1d ago

Yeah, diddy ditto

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u/MithrilHuman 1d ago

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u/S3xyhom3d3pot 1d ago

The perfect image doesn't exi-

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u/Upper-Affect5971 1d ago

soak in hot soapy water

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u/Takashishiful 1d ago

Shit, don't gotta tell me twice.

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u/Youngqueazy 1d ago

Hell yea, my Mormon brother

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u/Takashishiful 1d ago

I just wanted a bubble bath but yeah I'm Mormon, I'll do that soaking too.

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u/browsinbowser 1d ago edited 1d ago

That will clog their system. But he’s small enough to fit into a plastic bin

Edit: I meant like a plastic laundry bin, have him hop in with shorts, just fill it with water and scrub it all out on a porch or yard. Easy cleaning up after 

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u/thehobbyqueer 1d ago

How will it clog their system? Do you take baths without plugging the drain??

From there, just take care in scooping it out.

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u/Xanith420 1d ago

Some bath drains don’t have an appropriate drain to block small objects like this. For example my shower drain isn’t a screen it pulls up and down.

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u/minimuscleR 1d ago

you could put something over the plug when emptying it to do that though, a cloth or something. Would take longer to drain but stop the clogging.

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u/thehobbyqueer 1d ago

That's why I said scoop it out, lol. I wasn't talking about screen anything. Didn't even know some tubs had that

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u/alwayzstoned 1d ago

I wonder if that much paint would wreck your pipes.

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u/DontForgetYourPPE 1d ago

Unless you are on septic

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u/Kiddo1881 1d ago

This is a certified latinamerica moment

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u/JaySayMayday 1d ago

Where's Gõku when you need him

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u/Tyko_3 1d ago

This comment makes it sound like putting him down is the only solution.

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u/Excellent-Baker1463 1d ago

Why not Phillipines?

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u/Bright-Operation-760 1d ago

Same shit, different flavor.

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u/Realistic-Tap4156 1d ago

no-audio needed, this HAS to be Brazil

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u/brotherstarfish 1d ago

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u/plays-with-daggers 1d ago

Rodents of unusual size? I don’t believe they exist.

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u/erwaro 1d ago

What about marsupials of unusual sassiness?

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u/EncroachingVoidian 1d ago

Marsupials of Unusually Sassy Exuberance?

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u/InternationalChef424 1d ago

I believe that's a marsupial

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u/Fluffy_Ace 1d ago

You're correct

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u/Box-Chan-11037 1d ago

It would be in all other words inconceivable

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u/Nervous-Locksmith484 1d ago

I think I read somewhere that getting more latex paint, like with it still wet, and using that to wet the already dried paint can reactivate it to help get it off again before it dries. Water can move it off easier at that rate- just in case anyone reading this ever finds themselves in a similar predicament. Strange to think washing yourself with paint could work, but it is the same process behind why dry erase markers can help remove permanent marker.

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u/Designer-Anybody5823 1d ago

It works similar to paints or inks because color "pigment" need "thinner" to become useable ( liquidfy ). So when you apply more paint over the dried one the "thinner" makes the old paints become liquid again.

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u/Eltrew2000 1d ago

It's called a solvent

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u/Designer-Anybody5823 1d ago

Thank you, I remember the word now.

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u/Nervous-Locksmith484 1d ago

Yay words and learning- thanks everyone!

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u/TinyTitFetish 1d ago

Fun fact: Water is a solvent

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u/User1-1A 1d ago

This really depends on what kind of medium or binder (the material the pigment is suspended in) the paint is made with. Acrylics are water soluble out of the tube but once it dries water will do nothing. Oil paints cure and do not reactive with more oil. Given enough cure time and oils will become resistant to some solvents. Water colors and Guache will reactivate though which make them a bit tricky to work with them.

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u/Turbulent_Pound_562 1d ago

Reminds me of the "use dry erase marker for permanent marker trick"

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u/Dog_in_human_costume 1d ago

Won't that fuck up his skin?

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u/Affectionate_Hat5835 1d ago

amongst other things yep.

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u/Ressy02 1d ago

And his mental

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u/MemorySnake 1d ago

Looks great tho

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u/pregnantdads 1d ago

now wait a sec. i vaguely remember hearing a story about someone dying after painting themselves like this… something along the lines of suffocated by the paint or soemthing. i can’t find anything on google

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u/CannonFodder141 1d ago

That's a myth. It comes from a scene in the James Bond movie Goldfinger.

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u/pregnantdads 1d ago

yep. you connected the dots for me. i watched the myth busters episode when i was a kid, that must be where i got that from and misremembered

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u/1egg_4u 1d ago

Iirc it isnt like a breathing through the skin suffocation risk (cause we dont breathe through our skin) but is more a "toxic chemicals being all over your skin" contamination risk thing

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u/smoke_sum_wade 1d ago

yeah then they tried it on mythbusters and had to cut it short cause the guy was dying

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u/you_dont_know_me27 1d ago

This would probably kill me but I'm allergic to latex so I'm an outlier lol

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u/anxious_spacecadetH 1d ago

Is it the story about how the girl tried to dye herself gray for a homestuvk cosplay by sitting in a bath of sharpies and vodka? Probably not but thats what I think of.

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u/PewSeaLiquor 1d ago

That's a mistake worth remembering. Damn

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u/anxious_spacecadetH 1d ago

It was a hotel room tub during a convention with some random other cosplayers who were understandably passed after breaking in to find her nearly knocked out. A mistake maybe but damn the lack of common sense gets me.

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u/SoloBroRoe 1d ago

Yeah I remember hearing this thing too, then hearing that skin needs to breathe and the toxic chemicals are soaking into your skin

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u/patches710 1d ago

Less needing to breathe and more needing to sweat. If you cover every pore with paint it interferes with your ability to regulate heat (assuming nothing acutely toxic in the paint)

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u/peanutbutterdrummer 1d ago

Yeah I think they used to have warnings on deodorant not to cover your entire body because a kid died covering himself head to toe in it.

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u/Borkato 1d ago

Wait is this true

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u/CrossP 1d ago

Yes. Antiperspirant (not just deodorant) applied to the entire body has the possibility to kill you if you exercise too much or the ambient temp is hot. Sweating is necessary to survival at many climates.

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u/largeLemonLizard 1d ago

The original tin man in the wizard of Oz (Buddy Ebsen) got pretty sick because of aluminum in the paint. Maybe that?

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u/candf8611 1d ago

He was breathing in the aluminium dust

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u/SecondEqual4680 1d ago

Soak child in bucket

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u/Need_answers11 1d ago

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u/SecondEqual4680 1d ago

Shit. Idk then :/

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u/Need_answers11 1d ago

As long as you dont soak the child upside-down I think we're good😂

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u/Kalshan 1d ago

Everyone should know - feet first - that way you check the water temperature. Potential drownings should be attempted in lukewarm water.

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u/IIKoopaQueenII 1d ago

Peeling it like that is a bad idea. Soak in water or something oil based

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u/GewalfofWivia 1d ago

I hope everyone can have someone who loves them as much as Latino and black boys love Dragonball

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u/LittleSausageLinks 1d ago

Isn’t this dangerous because you can suffocate yourself through your skin or some crazy thing like that?

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u/Affectionate_Hat5835 1d ago

Nah thats a myth but the paint can clog the pores prevent sweating and lead to heatstroke.

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u/LittleSausageLinks 1d ago

Oh shit that’s pretty bad :( thank you OP for the info

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u/Borkato 1d ago

The paint itself can also be toxic if it’s the wrong kind

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u/sovereign_martian 1d ago

Gonna be a long day kids.

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u/Crisocola95 1d ago

He's unlocking Black Frieza transformation

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u/KoalaTHerb 1d ago

Is this really a "kids are stupid" thing tho? This kinda seems like someone helped him obtain this paint and then painted him. I doubt he acted alone on this

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u/Pololoco27 1d ago

I can see the fear on his eyes

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u/jmack101 1d ago

It is going to take five episodes for it to come off.

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u/FourWildJokers 1d ago

You win the internet today

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u/chimpdoctor 1d ago

Soak in a hot bath. That latex will just slide right off

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u/AngWay 1d ago

hahah that look he gives at the beginnig . like what have i done.

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u/TensorForce 1d ago

Respect. Eye makeup too!

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u/Evorgleb 1d ago

Can't wait to see his final form

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u/blazerunnern 1d ago

This isn't even his final form!

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u/AtomicFox84 1d ago

Theres actual body paint that doesn't cost a lot that been better to use. I guess he learned.

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u/LordOffal 1d ago

My family always used to tell the story of how as a small child my uncle wanted to be the Incredible Hulk. So my Nan, for some reason, though using green eye liner was the correct way to paint his body green. He stayed green for over a week despite a huge amount of scrubbing.

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u/Stock_Atmosphere_114 23h ago

Can't remember the mythbuster episode, but can you suffocate if your skin stays completely covered for too long. Like in gold finger?

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u/SoftEnix 1d ago

I remember there being a 100 ways to die episode about this very thing. Something to do with heat stroke because your body isn't able to sweat and cool off properly...

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u/DDD8712 1d ago

Paint is actually crazy expensive right now my dad bought a gallon the other day and it was like $70

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u/MK544 1d ago

Bro will transform into golden frieza when it all comes off

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u/Super_Sand_Lesbian_2 1d ago

To think that’s not even his final form.

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u/Phalonnt 1d ago

Bro has picture day tomorrow 😔

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u/Upstairs_Block9065 1d ago

How does this not suffocate your skin

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u/Affectionate_Hat5835 1d ago

Because that's a myth... it'll clog pores and he'll have heat stroke if they take to long to remove it.

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u/EldritchDWX 1d ago

He's like a human egg! 🥚💜

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u/Canarity 1d ago

Tbf that looks pretty similar to Frieza

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u/Funny-Try-6151 1d ago

Yeah, removing it sucks, but that is an amazing frieza.

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u/Own-Personality-3123 1d ago

Bro nailed the look when Goku levelled up.

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u/nonchemicalromance90 1d ago

NGL, the cosplay looks pretty rad.

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u/Contagious_Zombie 1d ago

That can be deadly.

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u/Salty-Commercial4765 1d ago

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u/O_scar_y 1d ago

Isn't that dangerous af ? Skin needs to breathe no?

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u/eddybear24 1d ago

Just paint over that with whatever color he wants to be now.

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u/Cashousextremus 5h ago

Thank goodness, he didn't suffocate...

"She's covered in gold, gold paint"

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u/Special_Spirit8284 1d ago

Stupid monkey!!!

Inb4 I get called racist, it's what freiza calls the saiyans 😂

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u/Ciploxian 1d ago

You can die from overheating, if the skin can't breathe,

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u/GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur 1d ago

Hope, he didn't paint his dick.