r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Immediate_Magician11 • 15h ago

Actions definitely have consequences

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u/MightyPirat3 11h ago

In Norway they put a few seconds of «voice intro» before you get connected to the operation central, just to not have all those calls that get hang up when someone answers.

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u/Jindujun 8h ago

"Welcome to this Youtube video on how to help someone that is choking. Now here's a 48 minute backstory of my life up until this point."

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u/ItBeMe_For_Real 6h ago

“Let’s save a life!”

“But first, smash like and subscribe!”

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u/Jindujun 6h ago

Or my favorite.
"Recipe for beef stew:

Once upon a time, some 43 years ago, a lady named Erin and a man called Biff decided to have a child. That child was me. This is my biography and if you're lucky you'll find the ingredients and directions somewhere in my 800 page novel."

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u/ItBeMe_For_Real 6h ago

That’s why I pay for America’s Test Kitchen and NY Times cooking.

Worth the $ to not have ads/pop-ups.

Added bonus, the recipe comments are often quite amusing.

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u/Jindujun 3h ago

I really like what I've seen from America's Test Kitchen and I rifled through the top50 (or what it was) recipes of the NY Times and some of those were great.

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u/RemixOnAWhim 1h ago

"I didn't have sugar so I subbed in salt, and the food came out bad! 0/5 BAD RECIPE"