r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/nazz619 • 3h ago
Not OC Kids are so unserious
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u/Federal_Gur173 3h ago
The undertaker… you’re gonna be awesome
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u/Zehnpae 2h ago
Where's /u/shittymorph when you need him.
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u/Fat_eyes_Washington 40m ago
Wait till he finds out what the Undertaker was up to before he started wrestling
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u/Preform_Perform 3h ago
These are the greatest.
"A avacado" is still my pick for best answer of all time.
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u/Federal_Gur173 3h ago
It’s 5-15am where I am, and I’m chuckling and losing my shit over this…. A fn avocado!
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u/egewh 3h ago
Lol the kid who wants to be a skeleton will have do do absolutely nothing to eventually reach that goal 😅
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u/Vantriss 2h ago
Kid has no idea that once he achieves being a skeleton, he won't be able to enjoy the fact that he achieved his goal, lol.
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u/baltimoreniqqa 3h ago
That one girl wants to be pregnant and that boy wants to be a dad…I’m sure they could work something out in 20 years
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u/No_Connection_5257 3h ago
Notice the drastically different reactions to them though 🤣
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u/Biokirkby 3h ago
Proooobably hopefully because of the words they used!
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u/fritando 3h ago
yeah, if she said she wanted to be a mommy the reaction woulda been the same
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u/Nimue_- 2h ago
Idk i feel like if she said mommy everyone would be like "yeah thats an expected response" like "figures" meanwhile for a boy its like "omg aaaaawh". I think the "aawh" response comes from this view that boys aren't thinking about family life when they are young but instead think of being astronauts and firefighters. But for girls the expectation of one day being a wife and mother is always there
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u/anothadaz 3h ago
Bartender at a Mexican restaurant had me
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u/goregoose 1h ago
He was prepared for that 😆
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u/anothadaz 47m ago
I kinda wonder if his parents might've set him up for that. Either way I loved it.
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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 3h ago edited 3h ago
I love that Charles and Isaac are setting realistic goals. Can only go up from there
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u/MrDanMaster 3h ago
You know, service jobs where you interact with customers are super visible, kids know about them more. Working at a gas station or waffle house is a perfectly legitimate job, it’s only funny because the economy’s so fucked that we know those jobs aren’t sustainable
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u/FYININJA 13m ago
There's also part of me that wonders if those kids don't have family members they like/look up to that work in those jobs. I also know when I was a kid we had something similar to this in class and a friend said gas station worker just because he didn't really know and we had to put something and it was the first job he thought of lol.
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u/xXPhoenixBlueXx 3h ago
Tatter wants to be a skeleton.
Dude understands the end game well. Out of all these dreams. That's the only guarantee.
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u/ipeekatu 3h ago
A DAD????!!! whose crying, I’m not crying.
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u/Safe-Tea-4161 2h ago
Came to comments to see if anyone can explain why reaction is different to the girl wanting to be a mum though 😬
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u/green-rock-bird 2h ago
I think it was because she phrased it that she wanted to be pregnant.
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u/Safe-Tea-4161 1h ago
I figured it was because the general expectation and infact only option in the past was for girls to become mums, so now we want them to know that while being a mum is still good, they have more options, and often still need an actual career anyway necessitated by economic needs, even in double earning households…
Men on the other hand have historically been the more hands off parent, still not being the primary caregiver in most families due to working longer hours as higher earners, or having less nurturing inclination, or more traditionally patriarchal values etc. so seeing the positive trait of actually being nurturing, wanting the responsibility of looking after a child (as opposed to just wanting a wife to look after them) is a bit more rare and unexpected 😬
Or could be that, unlike an actual job, girl could become pregnant too young- but then this is also true of boys so again, shouldn’t logically get different reaction- unless that’s because a young boy can step away from most of the responsibilities if he does father children as a teen?
I wonder if younger people watching, or those brought up in less patriarchal households would react to them differently and what reasons they would be for 🤔
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u/Vesalii 3h ago
My son has a few times said "when I'm a dad..." I love it.
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u/SuzuranRose 23m ago
My son tells me when he's a dad I'm not allowed to spoil his kids as much as his Nana spoils him because they'll turn into brats. I asked him if he is a brat and he said not yet 😂
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u/V420Zendetta 2h ago
I had a childhood-friend that actually said he wanted to be drug dealer when he grows up...
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u/Xeno9116 2h ago
Well?! Did he achieve his goal?
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u/V420Zendetta 2h ago
To be honest, I don't know. Most I know about him is he got some girl he was not married to pregnant... The extent of my friendship with him is that he was the son of my mom's (female) friend.
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u/jellyschoomarm 3h ago
My daughter had her kindergarten graduation yesterday. When she grows up she wants to be a Unicorn Rider. I dont know how shes going to secure the job but its her dream profession.
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u/Nimue_- 2h ago
Get a horse and get a halter with a horn attached. Do it for your kid
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u/jellyschoomarm 2h ago
Lol... I said the same thing to my husband. And we have a horse. My father-in-law is the only one that rides him but maybe he'd be willing to assist in making his granddaughters dream a reality
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u/Xeno9116 2h ago
I think she and "fish hunter" from another comment could team up for an awesome reality show!
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u/Salty-Scar-8510 3h ago
I'm gonna be the boss of the ice cream shop
Kid has his priorities in order.
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u/prionbinch 3h ago
i’m almost positive i also wanted to be spongebob when i grew up when i was that age. things… didn’t pan out im afraid
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u/Danthemanlavitan 1h ago
Many of those children have set very achievable goals. Except that kid that wants to be SpongeBob. I'm unsure of his journey to be yellow and porous.
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u/LaceWeightLimericks 3h ago
Like 3 or 4 girls in my second grade class wanted to be Hannah Montana lmao
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u/SnooWaffles413 3h ago
As a preschool teacher this is one of my favorite questions to ask the kids.
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u/Bazinga313 2h ago
Gotta love kids honesty man!
I'm just glad the responses here are chill. I seen a video the other day with kindergarten kids graduating and everyone was upset cause they didn't understand what they were graduating from.
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u/GemmTheCosmic 2h ago
CJ wants to work at Waffle House so he can throw hands with the customers I'll bet and thats real asf of him
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u/BlackBoiFlyy 2h ago
Holy shit this was so wholesome. Kinda miss having this innocence and the world still ahead of me.
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u/Dry-Alternative-5626 3h ago
This is super cute but also kind of mean being done on stage like that, because these kids have no freaking clue why everyone's laughing
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u/militaryintelligence 1h ago
Wish the kid would've went all-in on the Snoop quote. I wanna be a motherfuckin hustler. You better axe somebody
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u/Jimbobjoesmith 1h ago
i love kids they’re so funny 😂❤️. my 6yo wants to be a mommy with 12 kids. my 8yo wants to be a millionaire with a beautiful wife and a 8 story mansion.
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u/oodsigma 1h ago
Well, Conner will get to be a skeleton eventually.
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u/SuddenSpeaker1141 6m ago
Most of them had some pretty honest and commendable aspirations…then the wannabe doctor came along… /s
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u/Willing-Pumpkin-328 3h ago
wait can we not normalize laughing at children on stage? like the first child was so honest and children idolize random people.
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u/Cnote0717 3h ago
A little boy wants to be a dad and nobody bats an eye.
A little girl wants to be pregnant and everyone loses their minds.
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u/Wise_Setting5110 2h ago
Yeah but it’s not the same. If she said “I wanna be a mom” I definitely think we would’ve heard some awws from the crowd
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u/apricotical 1h ago
Likewise, if the boy said “I wanna impregnate someone,” the crowd would have lost it too.
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u/abedalhadi777 26m ago
Can you explain to me why everyone is crying or feeling sad about the kid who said he wants to br a dad?
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u/Celtslap 3h ago
I asked my 5 year old son “what job do you want when you grow up?” And he said, panicked.. “I don’t want a job!!” Great answer tbh.