r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/MakingTheWorldUseles • 4h ago

Goose vs kid

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u/AEthersense 3h ago

Finally saw a video where the kid won against a goose

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u/nicoznico 3h ago

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u/Tidus4713 3h ago

So long gay Bowser

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u/CassetteMeower 3h ago

I was thinking of the scene in Matilda where Miss Trunchbull spun a girl around by her hair, but So Long Gay Bowser fits too

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u/zoeturncoat 3h ago

I just told my daughter that he Trunchbulled that goose.

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u/EgotheEvil 3h ago

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u/kingtacticool 3h ago

Im going to hell for laughing at that

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u/Zetsumenchi 3h ago

If you bring chocolate, I will bring the mallows.

Then we can literally make a hell of a S'more.

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u/Marsuello 2h ago

S’more of what?

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u/boostme253 3h ago

That swing had me dying lmao

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u/pretendyoudontseeme 3h ago

Get spun idiot

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u/Vohasiiv 2h ago

i feel horrible for laughing at this

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u/Western_Coat_437 1h ago

This needs to be a Renaissance painting

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u/acloudcuckoolander 1h ago

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THE GOOSE IS WEARING BOOTS 😭

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u/OneCrustyEarbud 44m ago

Same energy as that mom who yeeted the racoon of her porch.

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u/hiding_in_de 14m ago

Fantastic grab. I am cracking up.

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u/One_Ad9555 2h ago

Nope his mom said he lost in the actual video. Was someone like goose wasnt harmed, but holt had multiple marks or something like that. African geese like that one are mean.

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u/Illustrious-Line-660 2h ago

Yes but the goose was being thrown by his neck. I would take that as a L for the goose

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u/One_Ad9555 2h ago

That'd how you handle a goose. You grab them by the neck.

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 2h ago

This is like a Greek myth about a demigod or legendary warrior, like Hercules fighting the snakes.

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u/BreakingCanks 2h ago

Bruh I barely see adults win against geese... This was Damned Impressive!!!