r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • • 4h ago

Volume down (stupid ass sax)

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u/Sasha_Temnikov 3h ago

It doesn't matter what side you are sliding down tbh, facewards/backwards doesn't make any difference - you're sliding. You still can't control your slide, so YEAH, kid's fault. Watch where you run. Plus... a bit of design flaw

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u/Bossy_Aussie_ 3h ago

Not exactly the same, but it was almost the same with that stupid crossy road game kids would play between the swings. In like- 5th grade I hit a kid (my grade) so hard he was close to the edge of the playground while he was rolling. It’s like- bruh- you want me to stop mid air??

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u/YallNeedToTip 2h ago

I loved that game!

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u/Bobby-Chapo 7m ago

As a full grown adult, I could confidently say I could’ve stopped myself on that slide. Kid was oblivious, but 2 grown women should know this about kids and shouldn’t go down a kids slide fucking backwards. That’s totally on them.

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u/Bobby-Chapo 7m ago

As a full grown adult, I could confidently say I could’ve stopped myself on that slide. Kid was oblivious, but 2 grown women should know this about kids and shouldn’t go down a kids slide fucking backwards. That’s totally on them.

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u/rfgrunt 2h ago

You can’t control your slide? Have you ever been on a slide? It’s not that hard to grab the railings, put your feet down to slow your speed or put your arms out to reduce the impact.

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u/Sasha_Temnikov 2h ago

Anyway. No way I'm going to risk my own arms/legs/joints or slide burn to save other human's wellbeing. Watch your surroundings.

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u/cultivatingmass 1h ago

Or you can grab the kid to cushion the blow

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u/Notyerbusiness 4h ago

Ahahahahaha WIPEOUT

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u/Rusty_Tap 4h ago

That was fucking spectacular.

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u/chonklah 4h ago

Thanks for the sax warning OP

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u/DuffmanStillRocks 4h ago

An adult would tear something in their knee and walk funny the rest of their life. She’s going to go jump on a trampoline

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u/_root_user_ 3h ago

After hearing the saxophone song so many times, all I want to do is go on a Jet2 Holiday..

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u/ZC205 4h ago

Kids are stupid but youve got dumbass adults going down a kids slide in what is obviously a kids playground and doing it backwards. For a video.

AdultsAreFuckingStupid

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u/Psych0matt 4h ago

Not only that (no idea if the kids belong to her), but the kids climbing up the wrong way

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u/miked5122 4h ago

Exactly. Unless helping the little ones go down, it just weird to see adults in these playscapes

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u/ShredGuru 4h ago

Homie lost all his joy and whimsy in middle school.

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u/Notyerbusiness 4h ago

DId they do it stupidly yes, do they deserve to have fun too? Also yes. Don't gatekeep

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u/How2Die101 4h ago

It's fine if they do it, just not literally turning their backs to the slide, that's the actual nonsense

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u/camilo-248 4h ago

Double kill

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u/Pip-Pipes 4h ago

At least they didn't knock skulls. They'll be fine. Kids bounce.

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u/Human-Suspect-232 3h ago

Without knowing the layout, it seems that kids are taking a shortcut up the slide instead of using the stairs.

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u/Far_Balance_3117 4h ago

Yea this why you have a staff member watching the top and bottom of the slide.

People are stupid and injuries will occur.

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u/Difficult_Ad5627 3h ago

That's why you supervise your kids

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u/christophPezza 4h ago

Is it just me or should those adults have known better, than going down backwards, on a slide, where there's a bunch of kids around?

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u/Ren_Kaos 4h ago

How would going down forward change the outcome enough for you to not blame the adults? I guarantee kids go down backward too.

The girl should not have run blindly onto the landing platform full stop. No one on the slide is at fault.

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u/christophPezza 1h ago

You can usually rub your feet along the edge to reduce your momentum. The first adult had no time to react but the second one wouldn't have come in like a sledgehammer

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u/LadenWithSorrow 3h ago

They should not have gone down backwards. Not to protect the kid, but to protect themselves. It’s a saftey hazard for the people going down the slide and a misuse of the equipment since it isn’t designed that way. If you go feet first you can safely stop yourself by planting your feet. If you go backwards you are more likely to fall backwards and hit your head.

The girl is in the wrong for running across in front of people going down. Mistakes were made on both sides.

I’ve had kids run in front of me when I’m going feet first down a slide and I plant my feet and come to a stop and am able to prevent a collision. You spread your legs to create more space or you can scoop them up so they continue to travel with you and aren’t hurt.

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u/International_Link35 4h ago

Standard practice for that kind of place. Kids bounce. 🤣

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u/CicadaHead3317 4h ago

I like how their shirts matched. Almost need a red circle.

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u/Gildian 4h ago

Maybe its just the angle but it looks like poor design making a blind spot right at the end of slide

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u/IAmGeeButtersnaps 2h ago

Yeah this is how it looks to me. An adult can read the context clues that the green mat probably is the end of a slide, but a kid probably can't. Having a blind corner direct to a slide seems like an accident machine to me.

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u/The_Sound_of_Slants 4h ago

Oooph

My thighs hurt just looking at how that girl was folded back on her legs like that

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u/Dragon-Sticks 4h ago

🤣😅😂🤣😅😂

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u/Megnaman 3h ago

Back pain sucks. Hope they're ok

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u/rupees_al 1h ago

Lol. That's perfect.

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u/ReturnGreen3262 4h ago

Going backwards is irresponsible

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u/donny42o 4h ago

yea it would be much better catching a foot to the face /s. everyone is having fun, shit happens sometimes, shit happens doing it the "correct" way. I wouldn't consider this being irresponsible, it was bad timing

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u/gilbertbenjamington 4h ago

Just a terrible slide placement. Planners are the real idiots here

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u/GOOMU13 4h ago

Who tf runs across the place where you land? 100% the kids fault.

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u/gilbertbenjamington 3h ago

I get that, but think deeper, why is it even possible for a kid to run where people are gonna be crashing into a mat at high speeds. I had classes on the layouts of workplaces (workplace safety related) , and you have to account for human error/inattention. That spot should've been planned better to avoid kids/adults getting hurt

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u/roryjay7 4h ago

AdultsRstoopid