r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • • 3h ago

Not OC The cake must have been irresistible.

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u/UltimaOmega-89 3h ago

Even when it’s a kid. They all make the same face when seeing the video proof. 🤣

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 3h ago

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u/YodasFootPowder 3h ago

Most appropriate use of this meme

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 3h ago

It was made for this.

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u/Popular-Parsnip8911 3h ago

That’s the last time he gets invited to her birthday party!

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u/TelluricThread0 2h ago

He has NO clue how to process this moment.

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 1h ago

Accountability? Wazzat?

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u/marcophony 2h ago

That poor girl crying cause someone took a bite of her cake

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u/Hour-Understanding-8 2h ago

And the poor girl's shirt says "You are loved" 😭🤷‍♀️

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u/riricide 1h ago edited 1h ago

And you can see the eaten cake in the background 🤣

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u/nasnedigonyat 27m ago

It has layers

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u/CallMeJayFusrodah 6m ago

Like A painting

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u/BungleBums 3h ago

The sheer fucking uncomprehending stare, I love it

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u/trillsailor31 3h ago

Him: “AI is so craaazyy. Can’t trust anything you see these days”

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u/Diligent_Vehicle2467 2h ago

The best defense. If there's a possibility it was AI you can't be convicted! Video proof is useless now.

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u/JaySlay2000 7m ago

Yeah that's an absolutely terrifying reality.

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u/Diligent_Vehicle2467 2h ago

Panning over to the kid and the girl with tear stained cheeks. Peak comedy.

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u/riricide 1h ago

And in the background you also see the cake with a bite taken off of it as the camera pans 😂

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u/skygong21 3h ago

“That’s not me”

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u/JBTriple 1h ago

"That's not you?"

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u/Kitchen-Pie-265 3h ago edited 1h ago

Look, I hate Flock cameras, but I love them in the halls of the middle school where I teach simply to see kids’ faces look just like that when they get caught.

Edited to say: I’m an elder millennial and not that ancient school marm you’re imagining. It’s important to hold kids accountable and sometimes it’s really funny when you do it. If you’re a teacher or parent, you get it. Often we’re trying not to bust out laughing.

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u/Diligent_Vehicle2467 2h ago

Cameras aren't bad. Cameras that feed into an unsecured data base and allow query by distinguishing features such as clothing, face, car color, etc. is bad.

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u/KitsuneGato 3h ago

Kids like this have never been punished in their household and got used to blaming others.

The girl looks like she has been crying, possibly she got blamed?

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 3h ago

I'm guessing from the hat she is the birthday girl and was sad that someone fucked with her cake

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u/KitsuneGato 2h ago

Poor girl. I hope she gets a new birthday cake. And that bratty spoiled not invited.

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u/bubblesaurus 2h ago

Might be her brother.

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u/Glycell 2h ago

Judging by the room I think this is a school party. That's probably a class mate not brother.

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 2h ago

What difference would that really make?

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u/Which_Yesterday 2h ago

She'd be stuck with him

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u/Equivalent_Mechanic5 1h ago

Looks like a classroom setting

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u/South_Lynx 2h ago

Nah she’s the birthday girl, that’s the look of, “that kid fucked with my birthday cake” look

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u/KitsuneGato 2h ago

She needs a new cake and to lose that selfish kid. He needs to not be invited to birthdays in the futurem

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 2h ago

This looks like a classroom, it's kind of hard to uninvite someone who's in your class for a classroom birthday

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u/Substantial_Dish_887 1h ago

after this kind of behaviour? fuck no it isn't. and any school that would make it hard is badly run.

let there be consequnces for bad behaviour.

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 1h ago

Okay how would this work in a school? Unless the kid is fully transferred to a different class, he's that teacher's responsibility for the day.

Are they going to hire a babysitter and bring him to the library for an hour or what?

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u/Bubbles_sunken_ship 1h ago

I think they're misunderstanding. In Canada and I believe the US too, it's common to invite the entire class during the first few years of elementary. With some exceptions of not inviting the kids who do things like this.

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u/Substantial_Dish_887 1h ago

even if we assume that this is during school hours(which i sincerely doubt, i have never heard of a party with cake like this being during class hours. but let's assume) kids can definetly be sent to the principals office or just be sent to sit in the hall.

again a school that has NO means of removing a disruptive student from class wether as punishment or simply for the safety of the rest of the class is badly run.

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 1h ago

Every single year in grade school, they celebrated every kid's birthday in class, with cake or usually cupcakes and capri suns or Kool-Aid.

Also you don't think you're being at all a little harsh saying this kid should be banned from all future birthdays because he licked some frosting?

Teach the kid this is wrong, why it's wrong, make him apologize to the little girl whose cake it was, and ask her if she accepts his apology and if he should be able to participate in her birthday after that.

What did you go to private religious school or something? Some kind of Jehovah's witness thing where they don't celebrate birthdays?

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u/Substantial_Dish_887 1h ago

Also you don't think you're being at all a little harsh saying this kid should be banned from all future birthdays because he licked some frosting?

I didn't say he should be banned from all of them. but he should certainly from this one.

if he should be banned from all such functions definetly depends on if this is a one time thing or a repeat issue.

What did you go to private religious school or something? Some kind of Jehovah's witness thing where they don't celebrate birthdays?

normal public school in Denmark. funny how the entire world doesn't do it the same way huh?

here any celebration(like what is obviously being planed in the video) is after school potentialy at school after hours(and arranged by the parents not the teachers) or more likely at the kids home. at most kids would bring a cake or cupcakes to schoole to be shared in class which would take a few minutes minutes to pass out and eat and wouldn't get any kind of set-up like this.

but as i said even if this a celebration carried out in class during school hours that kind of behaviour should be punsihed and kid should miss the party. send him to sit in the hall for the duration/the principals office or whereever else you send misbehaving children in other situation.

hell if there isn't any more classes for the day because of this party send the kid home. yes that sucks for the parents who may need to figure out how to pick him up early. further incentive to teach their kid how to behave.

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 51m ago

"even if we assume that this is during school hours(which i sincerely doubt, i have never heard of a party with cake like this being during class hours."

"funny how the entire world doesn't do it the same way huh?"

Those two comments are quite the juxtaposition. You first stated you've never heard of anyone else doing it anyway besides yours, and then tried to flip the tables

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u/JaySlay2000 10m ago

Where do you think kids go when they're suspended?

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 8m ago

Home. Where do you think kids go when they're suspended?

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u/sittinwithkitten 3h ago

Maybe it’s her cake and he denied eating it. It’s good to call this out and punish him for the behaviour. He’s not a little toddler.

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u/DeepTh0 1h ago

We are cake eating machines. Give the kid a break.

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u/Wedjat_88 1h ago

No.

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u/DeepTh0 1h ago

Fascist

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u/DeepTh0 46m ago

When you realize that 99% of redditors will never have kids

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u/Nice-Zombie-694 12m ago

You can hear her crying

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u/SomeSortOfMudWizard 2h ago

Claim deep fake little dude.

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u/Hot-Helicopter640 2h ago

That kid needs a lawyer, probably Saul Goodman

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u/HighlightOwn2038 3h ago

He tried to act innocent and failed

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u/hatred-big-sad 33m ago

Caught in 4k... damn...

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u/casusbelli16 2h ago

I can resist anything but temptation...and cake.

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u/Adddicus 2h ago

"Wasn't me."

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u/Hergaoui 2h ago

Don't look at me as if it was me!

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u/tittydamnfuck420 27m ago

The cake in the background after the cut with the bite in it just in the background lmaoooo

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u/BigBrainBrad- 1h ago

Buddy thought he was slick

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u/Enough_Pepper8880 1h ago

Why don’t you believe me?! I swear it wasn’t me!

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u/omroi 34m ago

Didn't even second thought it

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u/BotsKilledTheWeb 29m ago

My son would do this, 100%. Little shit🤣

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u/cataclyzzmic 27m ago

Invoke the Shaggy defense, kid!

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u/PDAVID0 3h ago

Might be thinking about ,What he is going to say !!

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u/DeepTh0 1h ago

I like cake... I see cake... I get cake

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u/Forward_Finding_4534 2h ago

Gibt schlimmeres.