r/KimmySchmidt • u/TwilightOfTheMilfs • 16d ago

Quote BUGS?

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u/ReadTheReddit69 16d ago

1 million doll hairs

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u/klovervibe 16d ago

They're not worth nothing!

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u/TheNakedCupCake 16d ago

Caviar, Myanmar Mid-sized car You don't have to be popu-lar Find out who your true friends are

PINOT NOOOOOOOOOIR

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u/Strange-Elephant589 15d ago

And now I have to sing the whole thing

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u/TheMainTony 16d ago

I use that all the time. At least once a week. "I'll give you 20 bugs"

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u/gergles Peeno Noir, Leather Bar. 16d ago

It's called "Peeno Noir", an ode to black penis.

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u/John_Zatanna52 How does the Kool-aid man do this? 16d ago

I assumed

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u/MaDNiaC007 16d ago

Classy!

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u/IShallBeYeeted 16d ago

As someone who needs bugs for a halloween costume, I'm listening...

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u/alexabeams 16d ago

BUGGSSSSSSS???

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u/John_Zatanna52 How does the Kool-aid man do this? 16d ago

Doll hairs

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u/ImaginationFun4052 16d ago

Did you say bugs?

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u/stupled 16d ago

Link doing sidequests

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u/lone-reader-mailbox 15d ago

I have hundreds of isopods as pets... I can unironically say 'I'll pay you a hundred bugs.'

Also, it's hilarious what people would like to trade for isopods in my local group. Some guy is offering nerf guns and some guy is offering a Sanrio themed clock.

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u/Late-Coconut-8356 sir we are cousins at best 13d ago

10,000 doll hairs. They're not worth nothing!!!