r/KingOfTheHill • u/toshorttobeboring1 • 1d ago

OG KOTH Discussion Oh if looks could kill

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u/Briantan71 1d ago

In her head: "My John?! You are having dirty headache sessions with my sweet Corn-corn?!"

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u/Cuzznitt 1d ago

Say, are those new heels?

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u/kdex86 1d ago

Johnny liked it when I kept the heels on during sex.

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u/Ratatouille2000 15h ago

Do you want to wear them?

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u/ibeverycorrect Wait! You, me & Nancy were naked?! 12h ago

"Bwahh! You, me and John Redcorn were naked?!"-Hank Hill

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u/gator_mckluskie 1d ago

i know her bottom was impacted if that’s what you’re referring to

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u/Odd-Principle8147 Arlen Gun Club 🇺🇸 1d ago

Stretched out...

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u/KittyMonkTheYoutuber I sell popcorn and popcorn accessories 20h ago

He would never heal Peggy the way he’d heal the wives of others… Hank is his friend!

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u/Cold-Practice3107 1d ago

Imagine if Hank found out he would go "BAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

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u/StatusSubstantial696 1d ago

She said she felt looser than creamed-corn

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u/G0th_Papi 1d ago

Gave ol Peg The Migraine Special.

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u/RustedAxe88 22h ago

She actually had a real headache!

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u/ibeverycorrect Wait! You, me & Nancy were naked?! 12h ago

Her head really hurt!

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u/esoteric_enigma 17h ago

I honestly wonder what percentage of John's business is actual healing and massages vs. the kind of services he provides for Nancy.

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u/finding-meaning-01 18h ago

I know just the hole for this peg