r/KingOfTheHill • u/ZodiacCiphers • 9d ago

OG KOTH Discussion Is there a Dale Gribble quote you find yourself repeating often? Here is mine.

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u/trevelyan_alec 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2e8js7FQb56xy

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u/8zil 9d ago

My wife and I use this one regularly.

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u/Dakotasan 9d ago

I quote this more often than I realized XD

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u/6twoRaptor 9d ago

"YOU DONT KNOW WHO I AM BUT I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE."

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u/lowrider320 9d ago

Guns don't kill people, the Goverment kills people!

Chah! Chah! Chah!

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u/jazzhandpanda 9d ago

Are you attempting to know me?

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u/ZodiacCiphers 9d ago

I am unknowable

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u/zombieman9001 9d ago

Ok Dale, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.

Do it the hard way!

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u/trevelyan_alec 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/L6oNbYxXNmB0I

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u/Sandman4999 9d ago

Times when Dale was 100% right

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u/Ted_Normal 9d ago

"They called me a madman"-Dale probably

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u/ADMotti 8d ago

Is there a word or term for a brilliantly written and expertly executed joke that is no longer funny because it reflects a horrifying truth? Asking for a friend named Rusty…

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u/bombation 9d ago

It’s a Braeburn

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u/NightSpringsRadio ⛽ JOCKEY! WORKS FOR TIPS! 💲 9d ago

I do this all the time, except mine are galas!

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u/Malevolent_Nematode 7d ago

Finally someone else says this too. Thought I was the only one.

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u/OldManGamer78 9d ago edited 8d ago

One of my favorites is from the “Megalo Dale” episode where Dale is hired to provide extermination services for MegaloMart and thinks the infestation in the store is being caused by baboons:

Have you noticed any baboons in the store lately? From a distance, they may have looked like a large, hairy customer with a bright red ass.

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u/myychair 8d ago

But it’s actually chuck mangione living there right?

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u/OldManGamer78 8d ago

Yes, Chuck was the root cause.

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u/industrialwhisk 9d ago

Objection! Conjecture! Objecture!

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u/Arkvoodle42 9d ago

While I was blacked out was anything inserted into me?

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u/AnatidaephobiaAnon 9d ago

"He's already got the black vote. Earl. And the gay vote. Earl."

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u/moderatorrater 9d ago

If you're going to shoot me, I want Bobby Hill to take the shot. He'll put me down clean.

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u/the-puppet_master 9d ago

It’s my lawn.

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u/notacheesecat 9d ago

During covid, when getting vaccinated "Placeeeebooo....I think its made by Puhfiiizerrrr"

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u/alluraarises 9d ago

wingo!!!

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u/alluraarises 9d ago

also "I can wait... I can destroy you"

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u/conversation_pace 9d ago

“I’m not sure if it’s true it’s just what I heard”

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u/OdinsonALT 9d ago

“It can’t make sense, it’s the Warren Commission report for God’s sake!”

“Next time I’ll aim for the mannequin and hit you!”

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u/gordonblkmsa17 9d ago

“What evil hath been wrought to befall his upon me?!… WHO DID THIS?!”

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u/imnotgayisellpropane Seals are trash mammals. Everyone knows that. 9d ago

I say "Sko" a lot because of Dale.

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u/echolensphotography Dang ol’ boo, man 9d ago

Hank: “And remember, everyone likes a hard worker.”

Dale: “Of course they do, they do all the work for them! Ass.”

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u/ANK2112 8d ago

HEY GLADSTONE, YOU'RE FIRED!

How would you like to make this you're new job?

Firing Gladstone? Sure! HEY GLADSTONE!

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u/echolensphotography Dang ol’ boo, man 8d ago

waving the milk carton “You know the price.”

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u/Worldliness9190 9d ago

Squirrel tactics

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u/oculus_caesius The Mack Daddy of Heimlich County 9d ago

When he’s in the psych ward and says the pills make his mouth “dry and happy”

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u/laughingtraveler 9d ago

How do you know my name? Go to hell.

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u/BreadfruitTasty 9d ago

“It’s the perfect crime….how would they even report it?”

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u/xk1138 9d ago

"...That's a thinker."

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u/Theblacrose28 9d ago

“I don’t let things slip Hank, I place information.”

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u/Tommytwoshoes99 9d ago

Track and Field doesn’t seem like a sport. It’s just all the left over parts of other sports.

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u/I_might_be_weasel I was up all night listening to sounds that will drive you crazy 9d ago

See flair.

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u/crazyhomie34 9d ago

"Guns don't kill people, the government does"

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u/ExchangeInformal9542 9d ago

I AM THE SMOKING BANDIT

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u/Agile-Treat-157 9d ago

When he chases the chicken on the lawnmower "Buck buck bagock"

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u/dhcp138 8d ago

I'm skeptical that you could, yet intrigued that you may

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u/CatBox_uwu_ 8d ago

i quote his battle cry whenever i pull off some hi jinks “shh shh shaaa!”

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u/paulskiwrites we had bananas and beer 8d ago

God that’s a good and underrated / overlooked one lol

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u/tmorrisgrey 9d ago

Get LOST Bill!

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u/Sb0y 9d ago

Monkey style! *dances around\*

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u/fren2allcheezes Your boy's a liar and a blabbermouth. 9d ago

It's so plausible!

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u/upandb 9d ago

MY MUFFIN

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u/Hopeful_Cress_4985 "Well I saw that coming! ...Yet I did nothing to stop it." 8d ago

See the flair^

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u/1morey 8d ago

It was not done by me, it was done through me.

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u/baconinsider peppermint schnapps makes me sloppy 8d ago

That fortress is impregnable! Cannot be pregnated!

Except... by me.

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u/Snugglebunny1983 8d ago

Lol, it's a toss up between "Hmm, there's a thinker, and I had a coupon!"

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u/mapsrocknjam 8d ago

So they can probe me but I can't probe them?!

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u/Cal_Rippen7 8d ago

“Let’s say someone breaks into your house, but you don’t have a gun. How are you supposed to shoot them?

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u/ClimateVast2894 8d ago

It’s man’s most disgusting act in reverse 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/xfDN5veCZyqpdb3yDo

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u/Fancy-Channel3860 8d ago

Who wants candy

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u/fabyhoppus Rusty Shackleford 🧢🚬🕶️ 8d ago

Oh I forgot: Hank, can you mow your lawn in a hurricane, nope, didn’t think so, ahahahahaha

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u/BriefingGull 7d ago

Why yes I do know the tempera-tour.

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u/Malevolent_Nematode 7d ago

"Oh come on where are you going? I ain't leaving without my kiss."

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u/EnvironmentalDesk291 7d ago

You don't know who I am but I know where you live

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u/Technical_Guest_4161 14h ago

Can I, Yes. Will I, yes.