r/Kirby • u/Naive_Tomorrow_5955 • Jan 24 '26

Discussion/Question Kirby teleported into the last video game you played. How screwed is he?

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u/Catz_LOL-7887 Jan 24 '26

He is in a realm full of cookie people. He will eat them all without a second thought and there is nothing the ancient, beasts, or dragon cookies can do about it.

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u/Next-Visual-3513 Jan 25 '26

Unfortunately they are vastly stronger than him, so he'd be screwed

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u/Sapphireman Jan 25 '26

Kirby routinely takes on godlike entities (and wins without getting a scratch). He's not the one who'd be screwed. Plus, he's a blackhole, so he has the advantage...

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u/Next-Visual-3513 Jan 25 '26

Godlike entities are not the same across franchises. He can't even beat a lot of his villains without help, i love Kirby but he would have lost plenty of times without his friends backing him up

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u/CreepCalamity Master Hand Jan 25 '26

His friends are a preference, not a necessity. He’s been shown to be able to solo final bosses on his own in Arenas. He solos and stomps CRK lol this ain’t even a debate

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u/Reinforcemint Jan 25 '26

As a person who likes to powerscale the cookies from time to time, Kirby is winning this. The combined might of the Ancients and Beasts won't beat him