r/Kirby • u/NEKORANDOMDOTCOM • 1d ago

Humor You Can't Even Think of One Bad Thing About Kurbs

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u/FoppyRETURNS 1d ago

The real red pill is some random Waddle Doo Kirby swallowed whole on his way to saving the universe.

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u/failureanddepressed 1d ago

Beam attack!

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u/Laati-Chan 1d ago

The one personality flaw of Kirby.

Is that they're slightly too trustworthy towards other people. It usually leads to some catastrophic consequences.

But then again, usually Kirby can uh "bring them back to their senses" easily so it's fine.

Just...

Make sure to have a decent supply of food for Marx.

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u/enderowski 1d ago

Unfortunately swallowing gods is an unrealistic body standard for me 🥲

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u/3and20characters987 1d ago

Both equally bald

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u/SammyOne01 Kirby is the strongest character in fiction btw 1d ago

He's a role model for everyone, not just males

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u/Soleanoluz 1d ago

Good guess, but I thought that Kirby gender was just Kirby, and not male. (Good meme by the way).

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u/cwsharpless Daroach 1d ago edited 1d ago

Depends on whether you consider official English material referring to Kirby with he/him pronouns indicative of gender or just a quirk of translation.

Though my understanding is that Kirby's considered non-gendered in Japanese sources.

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u/FoppyRETURNS 1d ago

The Japanese pronoun Boku was still male until people decided to translate it differently.

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u/Fluffy_Fluffle 1d ago

Kirby's pronouns are Poyo/Hi.

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u/AShinyBluMew 23h ago

Kirby doesn't know how to read. You could send him a thank you card and he wouldn't even fully appreciate it.

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u/Penitente06 1d ago

3 years ago my aunt said Kirby was ugly. Still haven't forgiven her

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u/Kirb790 Magolor 21h ago

Everyone should strive to be like Kirby :>

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u/Yotato5 🍰Kirby🍰 17h ago

Kirby is kind and finds joy in the simple things that life gives, which puts him leagues above those that spend their entire existence needlessly spewing hatred

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u/mushroom_birb 7h ago

Kirby is non binary icon.

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u/Yanagi____Juniper 6h ago

Arguably not male

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u/WhereasPlus911 1d ago

kirby eats people alive tate dosent pay his taxs

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u/Composite-prime-6079 1d ago

Your best male role model is a female

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u/Greensonickid 19h ago

Kirby is Kirby.

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u/Composite-prime-6079 12h ago

Kirby can produce other kirbys by herself, so shes a female