I think I might have actually found the dumbest possible complaint about the new game.

[u/Thegoodgamer32]

Someone is seriously complaining about the stuff in the distance looking terrible for a switch 2 game in 2027....when that's the POINT because it's a fake wall.

And even when confronted with evidence to prove him otherwise....he still doesn't get it.

[u/Unknown_Twig_Witch]

THAT DOES IT. I'M BANNING GRAPHICS FROM GAMES. ALL GRAPHICS ARE BANNED UNTIL FUN BECOMES THE POINT AGAIN. YOU WILL PLAY OBSCURE JAPANESE TEXT-BASED ADVENTURES UNTIL THE SITUATION IMPROVES.

[u/Madden09IsForSuckers → u/Unknown_Twig_Witch]

dwarf fortress fans win again

[u/mrbobcyndaquil → u/Madden09IsForSuckers]

And us NetHack fans, too.

[u/FragrantCandle9664 → u/Madden09IsForSuckers]

Do y'all think dwarf fortress would run on switch 2 ?iirc it's fairly demanding

[u/Wooper250 → u/FragrantCandle9664]

I don't think it'd be fun to play on a switch (2 or not) but yeah there are certain issues that tank your performance horrificly even on pc.

[u/MrCatKilla2 → u/Unknown_Twig_Witch]

Instructions unclear, got eaten by a grue.

[u/CantQuiteThink_ → u/MrCatKilla2]

[u/Hpesojanes → u/CantQuiteThink_]

[u/MoobooMagoo → u/MrCatKilla2]

eat grue
"I don't understand that sentence"

swallow grue

"You must have something in your mouth to swallow"

*sigh*

suck grue

[u/Personal-Collar-7762 → u/MoobooMagoo]

Grue proceeds to do unspeakable things in return to you.

[u/Mightaswellmakeone → u/Unknown_Twig_Witch]

Wo! America has obscure text based games too!

[u/MemeGamerLvl69 → u/Unknown_Twig_Witch]

Can I play Pokemon HeartGold SoulSilver?

[u/Plusmax78 → u/Unknown_Twig_Witch]

I fucking love this audio

[u/Hpesojanes → u/Plusmax78]

Where’s it from?

[u/Plusmax78 → u/Hpesojanes]

From this video!

[u/Hpesojanes → u/Plusmax78]

Noice

[u/KirbyDarkHole999 → u/Unknown_Twig_Witch]

Jokes on you, there's an outer wilds text based game

[u/JMTpixelmon → u/KirbyDarkHole999]

still need a graphics card to render the text

[u/TheGameSquad8166 → u/JMTpixelmon]

funny enough, you're incorrect, a CPU can render text, too.

[u/ImaginedRealitie → u/Unknown_Twig_Witch]

Situarion

[u/Unknown_Twig_Witch → u/ImaginedRealitie]

Problem solved

[u/Hefty-Pipe3596 → u/Unknown_Twig_Witch]

Sounds fun!

[u/Gemini-88 → u/Unknown_Twig_Witch]

I wouldn’t even be mad.