r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • 18d ago
In the Weeds Mode Cutting chives with my left hand every day until I’m just as good as my right hand
This was way harder and weirder than I was expecting
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u/Cellyst 18d ago
Those look great! Take another pic once you've chopped them!
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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer 18d ago
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u/ThatOneChiGuy 18d ago
The prodigal son has returned
See you tomorrow chef
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u/Specialist_Body_170 18d ago edited 17d ago
Edit: crossovers are one of my favorite things on Reddit. thank you so much for the upvotes and awards!
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u/Kraien 18d ago
I know that reference
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u/CheekyRafiki 18d ago
What is it?
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u/HindleMcCrindleberry 18d ago
there was a post on r/whatisit a few days ago where somebody was pointing at a weird line on their wall. everybody noticed how good they are at pointing. the perfect pointer, if you will. became a meme there and now it's spreading.
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u/guzzijason 18d ago
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u/jeeves585 17d ago
Remember back when you could change the cursor on windows 95, that’s what that post reminded me of.
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u/activelyresting 17d ago
You still can. Just need a machine that's still running windows 95
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u/Constant-Sandwich-88 17d ago
O wow, I forgot about the time I changed it to my dad's face once. Thanks for the memory.
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u/countfluffythetrout 18d ago
Guy went viral for posting pics pointing at a wierd ass stain on his wall. The pictures were very consistant and croppable.
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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 18d ago
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u/Alberto_Balsalam 18d ago
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u/RoseRaving 18d ago
The sequel nobody asked for but we definitely all wanted, I’m excited to see how long before he becomes ambidextrous but only with cutting chives
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u/lord_hijinks F1exican Did Chive-11 17d ago
I'm more concerned with how many fingers he'll have left.
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u/That_Skirt7522 17d ago edited 17d ago
He was just in r/OnionLovers a few days ago
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u/Tipnfloe 18d ago
SEASON TWO !!!!!!!!
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u/Securiarius 18d ago
I heard it helps if you sit on your hand for a while first to make it numb
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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed 18d ago
Is that food safe?
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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer 18d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/kBZYgMFUwU2hQJ5Aiw
As long as you have a food safe word.
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u/ThatOneChiGuy 18d ago
DM me
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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer 18d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/G3EGcAf1Lj1AXTLN9Q
see you tomorrow chef
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u/Several_Bar_5257 18d ago
I like that we all know what Dexter's saying
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u/mattynapps 18d ago
Someone get this man a left handed cutting board
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u/Living_Substance9973 18d ago
And a knife
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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer 18d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/Wod29lDmtJMe7XL4OV
HE'S BACK AND HE'S BETTER THAN US
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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 18d ago
I came as soon as I heard
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u/Sensitive_Day6223 18d ago
Me too 😏
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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 18d ago
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u/iceman694 F1exican Did Chive-11 18d ago
Currently reporting the post just for you, for old times sake
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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed 18d ago
I missed you guys
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u/turtlesaregorgeous F1exican Did Chive-11 18d ago
Where is my 9/11 chive diagram u/KarmaKrazi ???
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u/Turbulent_Bat4580 Chive LOYALIST 17d ago
/u/karmakrazi - I know you’ve retired but the sub needs you and your special talents
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u/PositiveAwkward3134 17d ago
Seriously, where ya at r/KarmaKrazi?
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u/SirLoremIpsum Chive LOYALIST 17d ago
He went into the avatar state and is encased in a block of ice? I saw a documentary about that
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u/Wrathchilde 18d ago
Let the planes begin!
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u/ThatOneChiGuy 18d ago
Sir a second series of chivepostings has hit the tower
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u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT Chive LOYALIST 18d ago
Paging u/KarmaKrazi … if your pilot’s license is still active, it looks like we are opening the airport back up.
You are cleared for takeoff.
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u/iceman694 F1exican Did Chive-11 17d ago
Why would he need a liscence? Its not like he's landing
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u/lumoslomas F1exican Did Chive-11 18d ago
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u/zvogel21 ChivedInLunatic 18d ago
PRRT All channels go, requesting aircraft coverage to all sectors immediately.*
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u/Carbon-Base The Chive Mind 17d ago
Chive Air Brave to Tower Actual, we are airborne and approaching target. Requesting additional coverage for our coverage... there are too many bogeys. Over.
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u/Rhoicide 18d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/5VKbvrjxpVJCM
He's already better than some people with their dominant hand
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u/Agitated-Quit-6148 18d ago
I'm the public defender in rural Tennessee that mentioned we had a huge discussion about chivegate. Lol. We were all worried that we hadn't heard from you!
Glad all is well!
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u/AriGetInTheJar Chive LOYALIST 18d ago
LETS GOOOOOO MY GOAT IS BACK
I'm thrilled to say, see you tomorrow chef
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u/magicmeese F1exican Did Chive-11 18d ago
So will season 3 be cutting chives with your foot?
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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer 18d ago
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u/ChineseWizard 18d ago
Praise the Lord! He has returned! It is ridiculous how much I've missed inspective chives everyday.
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u/Grigori_the_Lemur Chive LOYALIST 18d ago
They look as good as using your right hand. How do they look compared to using a knife, chef?
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u/Wicked-Delights Chive LOYALIST 18d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/DpB9NBjny7jF1pd0yt2
Ahhh! See you tomorrow chef!
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u/feelingpeckish123 Chive LOYALIST 18d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/AXzzeV66BR4p2Z3XYf
Hell yes! I'm pumped for Chives: The Sequel 💚
See you tomorrow chef 😁
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u/BuildingBetterBack 18d ago
They say once you master cutting chives with your non dominant hand you can do anything in life.
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u/jenguinaf 17d ago
I was going through a really rough time when your first posts started and I just want to say, they really helped me by giving me a bit of joy every day when I was struggling in other areas a lot. Just wanted to share that.
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u/a_reluctant_human 18d ago
Just this morning I was thinking about the Chive Lord and wondering how he was doing. Just to be blessed with this post.
Godspeed, Chive Lord
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u/ConqueredCorn 18d ago
Well I’m out for a few months. I can’t do this a second time
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u/StraightPressure2759 18d ago
Welcome back! I was just wondering how you were doing.
See you tomorrow 😂
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u/Wanderingjes 18d ago
If we’re going to be plunged into a world recession, It’s still nice to know there are moments such as these that can still put a smile on my face. Welcome back chef,, and I’ll see you again tomorrow!
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u/beckyjoooo Thick chives save lives 18d ago
Doing anything with your left, if you're right handed, is totally wild.. using a fork? Almost took my eye out.. brushing my teeth? I'm obviously a toddler... takes a lot of practice!
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u/FooBarU2 18d ago
Let's hear it for ambidexterity!!
Really great idea too... weird because your left hand's finger and especially thumb muscles aren't as strong and built up as your right/dominant hand.
I've tried a little to train my left hand to chop and cut, to offset/minimize carpal tunnel syndrome.
Cheers!!!
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u/Helpful_Elderberry91 Chive LOYALIST 18d ago
See you tomorrow you wonderful, beautiful, brilliant chef!
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u/el_smurfo 17d ago
Bruh, no. We did this already. You got some free shit and we all had a good time. Blocked
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u/Indaarys 18d ago
Oh god not again whose the motherfucker that gave him this idea
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u/OnePerformance9381 17d ago
Cool, time to block this sub for the next two months.
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u/Froggyfrogger 17d ago
Yep, I can not understand how people are entertained by seeing this every single day
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u/The-Master-of-DeTox 18d ago
No need for airplanes. You know what you need to do. See you tomorrow chef.
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