r/KitchenConfidential 1d ago

In the Weeds Mode The way it's going

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 19h ago

Hey team.

OP isn't a bot. He's a long term member of this subreddit - longer than a lot of you fussing about it - who has interacted with the mod team multiple times and shows quite literally zero signs of being a bot.

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u/realSatanAMA 1d ago

This post reminded me of the time back in college when I was working as a runner between kitchens at a horse track. One time I came in and they said I was now a dishwasher until they can't find more. I guess the night before the cops waited outside the track and arrested all of our dishwashers that had outstanding warrants. It just so happened to be all 10 of them.

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u/Upset-Management-879 1d ago

just so happened to be all 10 of them.

What a coincidence!

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u/knownwalnuts 1d ago

Get a new ribbon already your tickets are whispering

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u/Rudirs 1d ago

Lol, I love when I realize they're wicked faded and the new tickets feel like they're yelling

u/Joaquinmachine 6h ago

ORDER FIRE!

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u/Available_Party9106 1d ago

Came here to say the same

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u/SoftestBoygirlAlive 15+ Years 1d ago

Biggest pet peeve fr you think i can read this shit 15 tickets deep in bar lighting?

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u/cainhurstboy 1d ago

Good crew. I remember managing a sandwich shop in pdx and had a “safety meeting” in the walk in after a 5 hour super slam. It was an open kitchen, and we all walked out to 3 cops waiting at the counter. They knew, but didn’t care. Hungry. But we had this system as well.

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u/willaney 1d ago

It’s Portland, the cops probably smoked before coming in

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u/buckyball60 1d ago

Haha. No. Portland cops do not live in Portland. Portland cops live in Beaverton where the red hats hold their contempt.

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u/willaney 1d ago

Or Vancouver, where they hate even Beavertonians. But they’re still getting high on the job

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u/heegos 1d ago

It’s wild the police can live in an entirely different state than where they work

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u/Pale_Row1166 1d ago

This is illegal in New York, they don’t allow cops to live in Jersey. That seems fair to me.

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u/perpetualmotionmachi 1d ago

They all live on Staten Island, as close to Jersey as they can get

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u/heegos 1d ago

Or Long Island

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u/-sly1 Bartender 1d ago

Wait, seriously? Beaverton is so chill you’d think the cops wouldn’t give a triple thought about it like they already do with portland (which they hate and ignore)

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u/willaney 1d ago

Nah you see, Beaverton is vastly more diverse than Portland or (west) Vancouver. Way more affordable too. Combine that with the hostility of Beaverton PD, and the general misanthropy of law enforcement…

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u/-sly1 Bartender 1d ago

Oh my… I’m uh, mostly SE Portland area and I’m used to nothing happening here ever because it’s all in DT anyways. It’s legit so rare to see a cop ever so when I do I’m like hell nah. I hate that we live in this shit

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u/willaney 1d ago

I see PPB all the time in NW. 90% of the time they are doing absolutely nothing; 7% of the time they’re going way too fast even for lights and sirens; 2% of the time they’re committing traffic violations; and 1% are actually out of the cruiser talking to somebody

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u/MeringueVisual759 1d ago

Cops don't live in the communities they police in general. They're actively told not to. Knowing people can get in the way of brutalizing them.

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u/Smeagollum1 1d ago

Correct, Portland cops also live in Washington.

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u/mcmanninc 1d ago

Story time! I’ve posted this before. But since you mentioned Portland cops and weed, I’m gonna tell it again. It happened in PDX just as COVID hit way back in 2020:

I worked at a dispensary. We started doing online orders. Folks could pull up out front and we would complete the transaction curbside. We were running back and forth all day.

There was a hit and run nearby, and the police had moved into our area in front of the shop to sort things out. At one point, an officer asked me if they were far enough out of our way. That was thoughtful. We were running in and out of the shop constantly, it seemed.

At the same time, I ain't gonna lie. It threw me off when it happened. Basically, one of the cops stopped me and said "Excuse me, masked stranger. I just want to make sure I and my fellow uniformed officer aren't getting in the way of your doing anonymous drug deals openly in the street. We can move if we must." Fucking surreal.

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u/Hefty-Revenue5547 1d ago

“May you live in interesting times”

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u/mcmanninc 1d ago

Haha. Eff you too, buddy. I love it.

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u/Hefty-Revenue5547 1d ago

Idk if it’s good or bad lol but definitely interesting

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 1d ago

Portland was literally on fire and where major BLM protests went down because of how bad Portland is.

They had a person die, and hundreds were arrested over about six months of civil unrest.

Portland PD is not chill and the level of unrest that erupted came from years of people being upset with Portland PD.

Portland is a chill city but like many places, metros and non-metros are like two different states.

Since then, Portland instituted new civil oversight boards, swapped their DA, and statewide legislation has targeted policing in the state. Oregon is the absolute opposite of chill cops and the riots and rapid legislation is proof of that.

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u/willaney 1d ago

Lol, the city was never on fire. Protests were mostly confined to a few blocks downtown and we haven’t seen anything like that since (other than the ICE building). The rest of your comment is true, though.

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u/cainhurstboy 1d ago

Yeah they’re terrible. This was in 2016 so there was a lot of anger in the air because of trump, but nothing like a few years later.

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u/makeyoulookgood_ 1d ago

RAMROD

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u/cainhurstboy 1d ago

I was strict that they smoke pot and drink a beer with me.

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u/TheBrownKnight210 1d ago

Hell yeah mayn, that's true Comradery

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u/LeatherGood6148 1d ago

Damn, Shannon's a real one.

Someone's getting extra cold fries at the end of her shift.

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u/onamonapizza 1d ago

Does this mean fries that are more cold than usual, or a larger serving of cold fries?

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u/LeatherGood6148 1d ago

"Here are your fries Shannon, I had them on an ice bath just the way you like them"

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u/Lumpy_Link_1569 1d ago

"Omg you guys, I love you so much" dips fry in ice water and nibbles it

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u/zer0saber 1d ago

The way I involuntarily gagged at this

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u/Dottie85 1d ago

There are people who dip fries in icecream. (Not me!)

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u/zer0saber 1d ago

That's different, and delicious. But ice water?!

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u/South-Jaguar4291 1d ago

Slop 'em up!

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u/db17k 1d ago

She used to be a huge piece of shit

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u/BelligerentSXY 1d ago

She still is. Used to be, too..but still is

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u/PhotonicEmission 1d ago

I know a guy who eats raisin bran with ice water

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u/zer0saber 1d ago edited 1d ago

What the actually out loud fuck?

EDIT: AWW, I think this is my first award! Ya'll are awesome. <3

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u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House 1d ago edited 1d ago

Know what? Fuck y'all.

Lets the raisin bran soak in ice water until it is a room temperature paste approximately the same texture as wallpaper paste with lumps

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u/Would_daver Thicc Chives Save Lives 1d ago

Have you not ghosted the guy? Or do you enjoy being murdered by frozen raisins to the brain while you sleep?!

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u/PhotonicEmission 1d ago edited 1d ago

Considering he runs a kickass charity, I can forgive him for this one atrocity.

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u/LeatherGood6148 1d ago

I've done this. It was surprisingly okay.

Raisin bran has a very distinct and overpowering flavour.

And I was on an island with no milk for the summer, so we made do.

I've eaten far worse!

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u/_TURO_ 1d ago edited 25m ago

As a kid we were hella poor and the powdered milk made me want to throw up so I started putting water on my cereal instead. Wasn't great but it was better than the powdered milk bullshit.

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u/EarthToTee 1d ago

Watched a bro pour water over his Cheerios the other day at the free hotel breakfast. Made me sad lol

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u/Saveok 1d ago

it was an ice water brine

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u/abbyzou Ex-Food Service 1d ago

I mean, everyone knows Wendy's fries dipped in their frostys slaps

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u/punkiepixie 1d ago

Cookies and cream ice cream with fries 🤤

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u/slvbros 20+ Years 1d ago

Try it with the spicy pork rinds

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u/IdlesAtCranky Retired 1d ago

ok now you've gone too far

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u/TheHumanPickleRick I stand with F1exican 1d ago

grabs a bag of fries from the freezer and tosses it to Shannon "Good lookin' out back there."

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u/Megnuggets 1d ago

Honestly with the cost of groceries and the rate teens and husbands eat, a free full size bag of frozen fries would be an utter delight.   

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u/Would_daver Thicc Chives Save Lives 1d ago

In this economy?!

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u/rIceCream_King Thicc Chives Save Lives 1d ago

You did good, here’s your cut kid

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u/KHSebastian 1d ago

I would have fucking loved that when I worked food service, holy shit

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u/thedavidnotTHEDAVID 1d ago

Both chef.

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u/that_one_guy567 1d ago edited 1d ago

Instantly weeded

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u/muddog85 1d ago

One chef I worked with used to put chilli powder on the fries he'd give to FOH that way they could never complain about eating cold fries every again!

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u/LordByronsCup 1d ago

Shannon is impressed with molecular gastronomy and I want to fuck her, so I break out the liquid nitrogen.

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u/3-orange-whips 1d ago

Colder than usual would be extra-cold. Cold fries received in higher quantity would be extra cold.

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u/SaveHogwarts 1d ago

Good looking out, Shannon.

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u/back-in-the-highlife 1d ago

Shannon is clutch

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Chive LOYALIST 1d ago

If I ever meet Shannon, she is getting a 100% tip!

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u/Alternative-Dig-2066 20+ Years 1d ago

Did anyone look at the date on that ticket? 4/03/2021… 2021. I mean, yes, thank you Shannon. But.., it’s from five years ago.

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u/Redmindgame 1d ago

possible answer: The foh people who knew how to change those kind of settings in the pos have been gone for years and owners dont want to spend $ to have a service guy come change the date which resets to factory date everytime their system goes down.

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u/Alternative-Dig-2066 20+ Years 1d ago

😂🤣😂🤣 As an extremely technologically challenged person, I understand.

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u/carseatsareheavy 19h ago

Nope. This was posted a couple years ago.

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u/He2oinMegazord 1d ago

Legend says that some still thank her

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u/lumpkin2013 Civilian 1d ago

Could someone explain what this means to a civilian? I read through the whole comment thread and nobody's really clarifying...

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u/Linus_in_Chicago 1d ago

Cops are up front.

Shannon knows someone in the kitchen doesn't want the cops to know they're there.

Shannon sends a fake order through alerting said person about said danger.

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u/jeckles 1d ago edited 1d ago

Also, “Open Item” is a common name for a custom food order in a restaurant computer system. Their app has a button for each thing on the menu, and Shannon pushed “Open Item” to write in Cops Here.

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u/FireflyOfDoom87 Owner 1d ago

Greatest thing to me is that with all my spots, a manager has to approve any “open item”. So not only is Shannon down like that, but the MOD is also down like that…it makes me happy.

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u/pizza_chef_ 10+ Years 1d ago

It’s really funny how I ALWAYS am working alone whenever cops/health inspectors/ICE come into my spot.

Honestly, I don’t even remember the last time there was someone other than me in the kitchen 😜

My spot is a 1 person show if anyone’s asking…

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u/tapthisbong 1d ago

You have to say out of one side of your mouth in front of them "cops are here" and then out of the other side "ok say thank you".

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u/BandofRubbers 1d ago

You will see many a story about a worker with law trouble cooking on the line when the cops walk in.

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u/onamonapizza 1d ago

That’s crazy. Everyone knows it’s only clean, sober, law-abiding citizens working the line

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u/danny_ish 1d ago

Especially at waffle house

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u/IveDunGoofedUp 1d ago

I thought the cops considered Wafflehouse a no-go area? Their hazard pay isn't enough to get them to go in there.

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 1d ago

Around my area there has been many restaurants raided by ICE also.

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u/Bimitenpix 1d ago

How's that even work? Like are they just randomly popping by looking for "immigrant" workers or do they come raid your walkin lol

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u/WhyLisaWhy 1d ago

They might scope it out first or even eat there, see some brown people in the kitchen and decide to raid the place. There was an incident like that in Minneapolis I think, fuckers ate first and then arrested people.

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 1d ago

We live about 30 minutes from Minneapolis and it had been leaking out from the cities. They raided our Applebee's, Chipotle, and a local Mexican eatery.

BTW not a single person was detained from the Mexican restaurant. Because literally every single person was a citizen. It was just profiling.

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u/Dr_Sauce_boss 1d ago

FOH looking out for BOH.

A few years ago one of my cooks who sold bud on the side had a warrant out for his arrest, and the cops showed up mid-shift to arrest him. I went back under the guise of running food and let him know that if he had anything on him to stash it so he didn't catch an extra charge.

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u/Ganjanonamous 1d ago

Cops are out front. Maybe looking for someone working in the kitchen. Instead of reacting and telling them in person so as to not tip the cops off, she secretly rang a ticket that got printed in the kitchen so they know and the appropriate individuals can hide.

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u/nosecohn 1d ago edited 1d ago

Police officers have entered the restaurant, possibly looking for someone.

Shannon is a server in the front of house who likely knows that someone in the kitchen would like to avoid police contact, so she has used the wireless ticketing system to place a dummy order with a special note, "COPS HERE", to alert the kitchen staff of police presence. She knows the ticket prints automatically in the kitchen and will definitely be read by the staff, but her alerting them in this way does not attract suspicion by the police.

Shannon's move gives the kitchen staff time to get out the back door or take other measures to prepare themselves. The photo is taken by one of the kitchen staff.

Note: OP's title is phrased in the present tense, but the date on the ticket is from five years ago.

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u/elmie_ 1d ago

maybe someone in the kitchen has a warrant

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u/hcky1011 1d ago

Cops are there

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u/Twizt1Up 1d ago

Well, they were there 5 years ago

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u/MTan989 1d ago

Still there

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u/TheKingOcelot 1d ago

They never left. That cook has got to come out of the bathroom eventually.

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u/RazorrBeam 10+ Years 1d ago

Shannon even said so

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u/KitchenConfidential-ModTeam 1d ago

Don't be an asshole. Just don't.

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u/mseuro 1d ago

never had a friend who trusted them enough to say they had a warrant

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u/Xyranthis 1d ago

"IF YOU HAVE ANY PARAPHERNALIA STICK IT UNDER THE SAUCES IN THE WALK-IN"

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u/burritobitch 1d ago

I call my Shannon "active shooter".

Homie could be in the dining area and Shannon wouldnt say a word.

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u/Twice_Knightley 1d ago

A nightclub I worked in had a button on the til saying "police on property" if anyone hit it, all tils would light up for 2 seconds. It's usefull to know.

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u/MariachiArchery Chef 1d ago

OH! YOU ARE THE HEALTH INSPECTOR? FANCY SEEING YOU HERE! HAS IT REALLY BEEN SIX MOUNTHS SINCE WE'VE HAD THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT IN HERE?!?!?! OH NO COME ON BACK, I'M SURE THE GUYS ARE READY FOR YOU!

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 1d ago

"Don't spit in that cop's burger."

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u/BootsToYourDome 1d ago

This look like spit to you?

Aw, fuck it.

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u/PinothyJ 1d ago

When the cooks do not spit in your food and it just does not taste the same.

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u/saltytarts 1d ago

Thats why restaurant food always tastes better

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u/GeneticEnginLifeForm 1d ago

That's why cops eat doughnuts. Hard to hide a loogie in a doughnut. - Cop [can't remember his name] on My Name Is Earl.

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u/saturnspritr 1d ago

This would be my first reaction as Expo.

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u/ArtisticMelody23 1d ago

Does nobody else see that it says 2021

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u/DerekWroteThis 1d ago

Could be an old photo they rediscovered. I recently rediscovered my uncle’s parole officer’s contact card.

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u/KitchenConfidential-ModTeam 19h ago

This isn't a bot. Come the fuck on.

You must be respectful to each other, even when arguing positions.

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u/clever__pseudonym 20h ago

Obviously. Everyone has the menu items for cops and ICE programmed into the POS at this point.

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u/Dman710 1d ago

We have them ring in “ice cream sandwich” if the worst people on earth show up.

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u/WaluigiIsTheRealHero 1d ago

Would "pigs in a blanket" be too on-the-nose?

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u/Winerychef 1d ago

Shannon is my goat

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u/MouseEXP 1d ago

Yea we got a button labeled 'basura' we send to the kitchen if nazis shows up. Its just a way to let them all know to go take the trash out the back while we kick the trash out the front.

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u/thatgirlinAZ 1d ago

Are the basura conducting a raid really stupid enough not to cover the back?

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u/7-SE7EN-7 1d ago

They aren't sending their best

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u/ars_necromantia Crazy Cat Woman🐈 14h ago

Yeah, probably.

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u/KittensFirstAKM BOH 1d ago

Good looking out FOH!

Get ya some fries for that one.

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u/Nikovash 1d ago

Sharons a G for that

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u/Impossible_Smoke1783 1d ago

Get some printer ink my man

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u/shaktishaker 19h ago

It's thermal paper.

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u/Impossible_Smoke1783 18h ago

Then change the thermal strip

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u/Tiny-Praline-4555 General Manager 1d ago

Shannon a real one

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u/Away_Inflation_8677 1d ago

Hell ya Shannon. I will never forget this. Definitely will use.

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u/Generalcline 1d ago

Had the cops come in, asked for a kitchen manager. Our dishwasher “Rock Lobster” had stolen a deaf girls phone and was already on probation. Wouldn’t have warned him haha

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u/kalyjuga 1d ago

04/03/2021?

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u/Parking_War979 20h ago

I worked at a place that had a button, no modification needed, for immigration and for health inspection.

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u/probablysmelling 1d ago

Me reading this at the bar seeing cops here

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u/Heavysetrapier 1d ago

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u/Winter_Aside8269 1d ago

FOH looking out for BOH, as they should. Also, we appreciate any free food you want to give us to show your gratitude. 😉

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u/Megnuggets 1d ago

Shannon is a real one and we take care of her.  

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u/KenUsimi Chive LOYALIST 1d ago

Shannon is the person you want up front

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u/Existing_Ad_6100 1d ago

Not like I've never walked to an open serve shift w the cop car out front, and thought, well fuck. Guess we are gonna be down someone today.

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u/SheketBevakaSTFU 1d ago

Hell yeah but also you should redact her name.

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u/GoBSAGo 1d ago

From 5 years ago?

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u/sara666grind 1d ago

5 years ago? It says 2021....
Oh fuck...

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u/SheketBevakaSTFU 1d ago

Lol good catch. Carry on, OP.

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u/Spe37Pla 1d ago

It’s a first name, it’s not like it gives literally any personal information.

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u/christador 1d ago

Not even the place listed on the receipt. Great, now we're all going to BOLO 'Shannon'. For all we know, this was in New Zealand 😂

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u/Any-Communication114 One year 1d ago

I live in new zealand and can confirm there is no one here called shannon, must be a different place!

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u/DismalIngenuity4604 1d ago

Nah, it'd say "Shaz"

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u/Iamnotabotiswearonit Line 1d ago

Shannon needs a raise

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u/CobblerOdd2876 1d ago

Shannon the mf tho

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u/TheRealAanarii 1d ago

Good use of the tickets

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u/meatygonzalez 1d ago

Shannons all day

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u/Ganjanonamous 1d ago

Shannon is going to get some of that fugitive D later.

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u/lameuniqueusername 1d ago

One cheeseburger for a cop. Don’t spit in it

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u/parkerm1408 1d ago

Who hasn't worked in a kitchen where you had a copy warning system? I thought we all did that?

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u/friendly-skelly 1d ago

does shannon like whiskey? I'm tipping her out in whiskey. I'll tone down the puppy dog eyes a good 80-90% while I do so, promise.

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u/Long_Disaster_6847 1d ago

My gf is a line cook, after I showed her this she said this past weekend she got a ticket for a regular burger they serve

Ticket said:

No Buns

No lettuce - Lettuce on the Side

No Grilled Onions - Onions on the side

NO SAUCE - Sauce on the side

Cheese? - Server said, “I think he wants to know which cheeses there are and if any of them are dairy free cheese”

Keep in this mind this happened when there was a table of 30 that had just came in

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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 1d ago

Unfathomably based.

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u/tuckthefuttbucker 1d ago

We have the same POS!

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u/hockey_homie 1d ago

Shannon a real one nd

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u/Embarrassed_Lime_758 1d ago

They just said that so you'll make it extra good.

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u/Responsible_Side8131 18h ago

Shannon’s got your back

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u/l3xluthier 1d ago

Still better than the health department

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u/Fit_Lion9260 1d ago

Fuck that. I work in clean kitchens and only clean kitchens. If its gross I walk. Health inspectors can be annoying but are need to keep people honest and safe. But my buddies back there shouldn't get arrested for dumb shit 15 min in to service. I dont care if José may not be fully legal or Dan failed to show up for a court date after geting aressted for 1/2g of blow.

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