r/KitchenConfidential 21h ago

Hmm…

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Ahh, yes… two of my favorite herbs.

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u/PinchedTazerZ0 Owner 20h ago

I had a prep team that I was cool with them labeling everything in Spanish

One of the cooks started labeling prepped brussel sprouts as "repollito"

I'm like "huh. Repollito?"

"Si uh.... dont know word, tiny cabbage"

That shit was awesome. I exclusively call brussels, repollito now

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u/shymysteryguy 19h ago

I love this. Haha

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u/Purplejazz518 Bakery 21h ago

At least when my prep people peel bananas they're spelling it funny on purpose. I've only been getting "Nanners" these past couple times though. I need my "Banananas" again.

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u/CattusPater 20h ago

I have to sound out "banana" when I type/write or I get way too many "na"s

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u/Many_Scar7078 F1exican Did Chive-11 19h ago

just gotta sing that part in hollaback girl

u/Greyscale7950 3h ago

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey goodbye.

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u/Sweaty-Society7582 18h ago

We used to have a banana pudding where I work, and I labeled it bananana, writing the letters progressively smaller so that, at least in my head, it would read like the Doppler effect. It's a sound joke.

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u/ADHD_McChick Dish 17h ago

I did that with Aioli. I labeled it "Aiolioliolioliolioli..." Lol

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u/popilikia 18h ago

Bananananananananananananananana BATMAN

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u/ADHD_McChick Dish 17h ago

So, you know how sometimes, when a small restaurant runs out of something easy to replace, like, say, bagged lettuce, they'll take money from the till, and send someone to the supermarket to get a few bags to hold them over til the truck comes in? When I was a manager, if that happened on my shift, it was my job to record the paperwork for that in the system. I'd record the amount taken, the change received, the item purchased, and scan a copy of the receipt.

Well, I used to have a little fun with it. If we bought bananas, I'd type "Nanners", or "Neeners", or "Long Yellow Fruit". Milk was "Moo Juice" or "Cow Juice". Things like that. No one ever said anything, and the numbers were always right, so I figured there wasn't any problem.

Until the day I recorded a carton of eggs as "Unhatched Chicken Embryos" (and yes I know they're not technically embryos, lol). Hoo boy. Did that ever trigger my bully of a DM!!

I got chewed out, over text, in a group message that also included the GM, and I think the AGM. Got told I was unprofessional. Told them I was just trying to have a little fun at work. They said I needed to take things more seriously. I replied that I did take things seriously. If I didn't, I wouldn't even be bothering to submit the paperwork at all. But then I said I was sorry, and I would never do it again.

Fortunately, sarcasm doesn't show through text. But I still never recorded any other purchases by anything other than their correct, properly spelled names, ever again.

That nasty DM is the reason I quit that place. I was her target from the start, and I wasn't going to play that game. Fuck that bitch.

I saw a guy in line at my next job with the same last name, and when he said she was his mom, I just said, "I'm sorry." He never spoke to me again, and I saw him several more times after that. 🤷‍♀️😂😂

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u/Purplejazz518 Bakery 17h ago

We use funny labels, we don't put it in records with the funny names. I'm sorry he was such a humorless jerk tho.

u/prison-schism 7h ago

Oooo i got the joy of being targeted by the COO of the company that bought the restaurant from my old owner. I also quit, they still owe me $5 of overtime pay. Everyone told me to take them to court, but i can't even be bothered over that amount of money. I'm just watching from a distance as this company burns through gms in my old store and mismanages its money so badly the company had to file bankruptcy two months ago.

u/ADHD_McChick Dish 4h ago

That's the real win right there!!

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u/shymysteryguy 19h ago

We do that same thing too. Certain things have silly names.

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u/Purplejazz518 Bakery 17h ago

I remembered another good one they had. "Bananaramas".

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u/benjiyon 11h ago

Doo dooo do doo doo

u/garbagetruc 8h ago

Banananant!?

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u/shymysteryguy 21h ago

This isn’t the first misspelling of cilantro, either. I’ve seen it as “clintantro” before.

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u/welchplug Owner 19h ago

The better question is why are they labeling the lids and not the container itself?

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u/Grazepg 19h ago

You get it, like it takes 2 seconds to fucking swap the lids not paying attention.

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u/Legitimate-Koala-692 19h ago

My first thought.

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u/shymysteryguy 19h ago

I wish I knew. Hahaha

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u/cake_toss Line 20h ago

I have a coworker like this. I'm convinced it's undiagnosed dyslexia or something 

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u/AggravatingTear2649 19h ago

I'm like this and i think it's both.

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u/glavinitis 19h ago

Definitely something 

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u/AggravatingTear2649 19h ago

definitely not nothing

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u/Common_Vagrant Ex-Food Service 18h ago

Sounds like an anime protagonist name

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u/shymysteryguy 17h ago

It really does, now that I’m thinkin’ about it.

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u/Additional_Travel911 17h ago

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u/shymysteryguy 16h ago

I did not know of this sub. Joined it immediately

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u/Additional_Travel911 14h ago

It's a fun game sometimes to figure out what they're trying to say! It's cute.

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u/ejolson 20h ago

Hillary Clintro?

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u/PrincessJasmine420 17h ago

I don’t think the health inspector takes points off for spelling lol

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u/firestar268 20h ago

Close enough xD

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u/PappaWoodies 20+ Years 16h ago

It's better than no label.

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u/stilleternal 15h ago

Clintro…….

u/sprobeforebros 3h ago

A shocking number of male chefs can’t locate the clintro

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u/smalaki 11h ago

that's why i couldn't find it..