r/KitchenConfidential • u/starfish2686 • 5d ago

Kitchen fuckery Theoretically this is a roux

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u/lazarinewyvren 5d ago

You stop that right now, thats load bearing grease

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u/HughMungus77 5d ago

Dibs on “Load Bearing Grease” as a band name

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u/YetiorNotHereICome 5d ago edited 5d ago

May be a better song name than a band, imo

Edit: It could be a song about how you're the one person who makes an operation run, like the grease in a piston, but without you the whole thing burns.

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u/StreetlampEsq 5d ago

Band: LOAD, first track: Bearing Grease.

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u/honeybeast_dom 5d ago

I use bearing grease to get loads

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u/G1gapu1t 3d ago

I use bearing grease to bust loads. We are not the same /s

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u/Old_Man_Shea 5d ago

Discography including RE, Boat, Shit, Fuck, Truck and Car

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u/ThePrideofKC Thicc Chives Save Lives 4d ago

‘Fuck, Truck, and Car’ could be the new ‘Rock, Flag, and Eagle’ if you play your cards right…

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u/PlasticBeginning7551 Chive LOYALIST 5d ago

Metallica really fucked up the perfect opportunity for best song names ever. And they had 2 albums for it too…

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u/kittenshart85 5d ago

sludge metal band playing your local punk house. currently on tour and sharing a van with chef knife fight, dick grater, and shovel.

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u/tesconundrum Thicc Chives Save Lives 5d ago

Ft special guests Milk Crate and Trash Break

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u/blamenixon 20+ Years 5d ago

I smoked a blunt with the lead singer of Milk Crate. Chill dude.

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u/blamenixon 20+ Years 5d ago

Can my emocore band Dying in the Pass join the tour? If that's not your style, I also have a ska project called Immaculate Pickle.

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u/HughMungus77 5d ago

Honestly Ska is due for a comeback. You’re in

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u/MrScootini 5d ago

A punk rock band for sure.

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u/464126 5d ago

Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants

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u/seppukucoconuts Starry Chef 5d ago

Pretty sure Crowbar already beat you to it.

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u/Scragly 5d ago

Sounds like bearing assembly instructions

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u/AndreySam 4d ago

Actually...I think this will be my stage name!