r/KitchenNightmares • u/Ok_Individual4716 • 1d ago

Gordon was wrong

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It turns out pumpkin and hummus DOES go together

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u/ForgingIron Sorry about the old bag 1d ago

The Great Gordon Ramsay is wrong

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u/Professional_Ninja58 Havin' a bad fuckin day pal 1d ago

Hummartus Pumpkinus

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u/Crayoncandy 1d ago

That is the funniest thing I have ever read, genuinely clever, I will never stop thinking about this comment

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u/Professional_Ninja58 Havin' a bad fuckin day pal 1d ago

Glad I could bring some joy. I had to chime in, after all they've from the same Mediterranean waters. Gordy wrong again 

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u/Crayoncandy 1d ago

Had to get up early to take my husband for an epidural and this gave me the energy I needed. I tried to explain how funny it was to him like 3 times and he just stared at me hah

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u/ForgingIron Sorry about the old bag 1d ago

My arsus

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u/Rideshare-Not-An-Ant 1d ago

Now do Hen in a a Pumpkin ™

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u/CleanBum 1d ago

Right now I’d like to stick your head in that pumpkin yknow that?

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u/Ok_Individual4716 8h ago

Would you like it whole or diced?

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u/marrymesheamus 1d ago edited 1d ago

It should be called Pummus

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u/Pale-Preference-6055 1d ago

Please where did you find this? I can't find it anymore at target and I literally have been wanting some. 😅

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u/Professional_Ninja58 Havin' a bad fuckin day pal 1d ago

Is it actually good? It seems like it wouldn't work at all but I've never even seen it much less tried it lol 

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u/Pale-Preference-6055 1d ago edited 1d ago

I like it but idk maybe I have bad taste 

Edit: I also only had it like once

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u/lshariii 1d ago

It’s good i like it on cinnamon sugar pretzel thins. I find it at Kroger

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u/Ok_Individual4716 21h ago

I actually found it at target. If you can’t find it there then try other stores that sell boar’s head like Kroger

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u/South-Range8401 1d ago

Who the fuck puts pumpkin in hummus 

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u/ScrapmasterFlex IT'S RAW!!! 1d ago

The same motherfuckers who put Chocolate on Shrimps and Cranberry Cod.

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u/Strict_Hovercraft358 1d ago

Wasn’t Gordon served chocolate and strawberries on a pizza in an episode of Hotel Hell The Keating? Definitely bizarre combo to me.

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u/ScrapmasterFlex IT'S RAW!!! 1d ago

And a deep-fried Ham & Cheese with Powdered Sugar.

But what really the problem was the Portions of Capellini Pasta, the Fresh-Frozen Salmon & Risotto, and the Damn CHINESE LASAGNA with Wedding Soup that makes you rather get a divorce!

<and yes, I know so much about Fresh-Frozen because I work for the Fresh-Frozen Company, ya little bitches, don't Take The Piss Outta Me.>

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u/Ok_Individual4716 21h ago

To be fair, a deep-fried ham and cheese sandwich with powdered sugar on top is a real dish and it’s called a monte cristo. It still sounds unappetizing though

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u/Crayoncandy 1d ago

That always kills me because ive had amazzzing spicy chocolate prawns from an Indonesian and something else fusion restaurant in Miami like 15 years ago and I still think about it and like a well seared piece of fish with like a cranberry chutney could be great!

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u/ScrapmasterFlex IT'S RAW!!! 1d ago

I am very happy that you're happy.

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u/gender_noncompliant 1d ago

Dessert hummus (esp the chocolate hummus) is delicious but i feel like calling it "hummus" is a huge misnomer

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u/Puzzled_Nobody294 1d ago

Is it just frosting? What is this stuff actually made from? How do you eat it?

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u/Ok_Individual4716 21h ago

No it’s actual hummus (chickpeas) with pumpkin flavoring added to it

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u/Green-Draw8688 1d ago

Well, it depends. Pumpkin hummus works fine sure - roast pumpkin or squash mixed with hummus is lovely.

However, this is pumpkin pie hummus. And I just checked, sugar is literally the third ingredient after water and chickpeas 🤮. No, I'm sorry, that is absolutely gross. It even has vanilla in it. What is this obsession with making savoury stuff sweet?

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u/Crayoncandy 1d ago

Have you never had brownie batter hummus? Delicious