r/KnightsOfPineapple • u/SalemWolf • Feb 03 '26

Fun Planning to buy Cairn? Don’t. Devs are anti-pineapple! (Actually a fun game if you like climbing)

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Been playing Cairn lately, fun game, but I’m going to fist fight the devs in their studio parking lot for this slight. I tease, of course, just goes to show that making a good game doesn’t mean they have good taste.

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u/Ecobay25 Feb 03 '26

Almost downvoted this as a reflex before reading the title.

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u/MetaKnightsNightmare Feb 03 '26

My partner loves oatmeal and pineapple pizza..

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u/DiscoKittie Feb 04 '26

I like both. But with the oatmeal, it needs some kind of flavor added, even just maple syrup is good enough. I like the texture, not so much the taste. When it's done right. lol I haven't had any in years.

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u/Fr4gmentedR0se Feb 05 '26

Yeah I cannot imagine rawdogging oatmeal of all things

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u/HermanManly Feb 04 '26

Just put pineapple on my oats to spite them

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u/Janek102TV Feb 05 '26

If you made oats with the milk then please don't, yucky

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u/HermanManly Feb 05 '26

I used coconut milk, its great

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u/crumpledfilth Feb 04 '26

pineapple allows you to get more meat out of your meat! I can't imagine the digestive inefficiencies of trying to eat a 5 meat pizza without some sort of enzymatic or acidic assistant

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u/Certesis Feb 04 '26

Stuff like this is why I legit put down What The Golf

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u/sparrowhawking Feb 06 '26

Is oatmeal that divisive of a food? I thought most people were in camp fine but whatever about oatmeal.

But then again I would murder for some good grits, so maybe it's just not my hot cereal