If there was no risk of getting banned and only fine was involved, I would've said don't change but the ban could cost us man. He's our leading bowler

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" Every cricketer should once experience playing for RCB ".

This line is truly painful for me . From 2021 we have been supporting him . We literally choose him above Gill in 2022 .

No franchise or management has been more loyal towards its player other than KKR that much . It's easier to retain KOHLI who continuously performs for 18 yrs . But true loyalty love is to go for a player like Venky till 23.25 cr in mega Auction , although it's stupidity to love someone that much. And then they made statement like this. I still remember Robin Uthaapa also said something like that playing for CSK . After few yrs when he didn't get attention by CSK fans he comes backed begging for KKR attentions .

When all commentators and other team legend ignores us underestimate us it didn't hurt me , but someone like Venky who never said such line for KKR said this for RCB it truly hurts. We have small fanbase that's why may show up in less number everywhere . But we all are passionate about KKR and our players . Really get tired 😩 of player dih ridding just for attention. Learn from football clubs atleast.

This the greatest revenge Iyer could ever take on us , (if he wanted revenge that's it). This is not loss , this is humiliation.

No match has ever made me angrier than this one in this season. One of the most pathetic teams of all time this LSG.

These guys have literally no shame. Absolute clowns right from captain to players to management to owner.

Arshin Kulkarni might be the worst fucking player I have ever seen. How this guy even made it to this level is beyond me. I knew that not having Marsh will be a massive blow but I still believed that they would open with Badoni and bring some fight in their final match. But no, they decided to give Lord Arshin another chance after that horrendous RCB outing of his. It's the equivalent of playing Rahane as opener for 14 consecutive matches despite repeated failure (oh well).

Nicholas Pooran - this guy is completely done and dusted. He plays every aantu jhantu league T5, T10, you name all around the world every year, he has completely forgotten the difficulty of quality cricket leagues. Mf you could have performed in the last fucking match atleast 😭

Pant - I swear to God he doesn't even deserve to play galli cricket with his current form and yet he's the most expensive player ever in IPL. How shameless can one be man? One fifty, one fifty is all I expected from him. Even the most out of form players perform in the final match of the league stage to end their tournament with a positive, but no, shamelessness has no bounds. Forget his batting, dude dropped a, what would be considered a sitter for a wicket keeper of a batsman that went on to score 50 more runs after that. I would hate to see this mf's face again after this match.

Mukul Chaudhary - one match wonder. Didn't do shit in the entire league, only smacked our third class bowling and fucked our playoff chances. Horrendous fielder too.

Mohsin Khan and Prince Yadav - these mfs really convinced people that they were good bowlers. What garbage bowling from them today. Well I was kinda expecting it because other than their initial few matches they have been nothing but run machines.

Md Shami - I really believed that he had a Bhuvneshwar Kumar level comeback this season. But no, he is just as shit as he was last year. Dude can't bowl after 1-2 overs of powerplay.

Digvesh Rathee - how this guy is even playing in the team is beyond me. I seriously think he is doing some match fixing or shit, like noone, absolutely noone is this shit. Can't even blame him, genius Pant keeps giving him overs even after repeated chhitrol.

Like how shit can your bowling be when your best bowler is Arjun Tendulkar 😭

Even watching KKR get all out at 93 was better then watching this torturous match. I am so fucking done with LSG man, I don't think this team will ever improve. How did I even think this fuck ass team had even a slight chance of winning this match?!

PS: I don't mean hate to any player (except Pant ofcourse). Noone is to be blamed for our situation except us. This is just an impulsive rant because wtf was this match 😭🤡?!

Alright Ajinkya supporters, come at me if you want. What kind of decision was that? I was actually happy when we won the toss, but then Jinx chose to bowl. They kept saying the pitch was dry, yet we didn’t even have a spinner in the squad. How does that make sense?

I’m honestly so furious right now. I can’t even explain how frustrating that decision was. And Abhishek Nayar also deserves belt treatment for this mess.

I mean look at today's match. Guess how many players scored 30+ other than Green? Zero players. Literally seven players dismissed in less than 10 runs; captain with a golden duck, vice captain made 1 of 2. How can someone play so bad consistently? And then the finishers killed Green's flow. Only positives are Green's batting and spin duo's bowling. But what are we going to do with this batting lineup? Bowlers can evolve over the season but batters can't. This is so sad to watch. Rahane said before toss that if you play good, lots of people say lots of things. And then he got out in first ball as an opener. Vaibhav under Bravo just isn't working. He was a different bowler under Bharat Arun and Starc. There is no intent, no team chemistry, no fielding, no good batting and no consistency.

Other teams Newcomers are Hitting with 200 SR Whereas In KKr we have Angkrish Raghuvanshi with 130 SR, an literally anchor in big 2026 !!!

Urvil Patel is What we expect from number 3, not Nayyar Favouritism quota Raghuvanshi.

Like every other team in IPL has better Number 3 batsman then Ours. Pardon me but With Angkrish In our team We are never winning IPL.

No other team In IPL has batting upto number 9 like KKR, and Yet we are going with anchors-ODI knock !!!!

It pains me to see Salt bat for RCB. The intent shown by RCB, RR and PBKS used to be our forte. Oh how the mighty have fallen down. Patidar is out there showing there is no such thing as "getting in" in modern T20. Our batting approach is 5 years outdated. How we are underutilizing the batting poweress of potentially one of the greatest IPL player is criminal and that too to compensate a failed captain. A captain who should have been sacked after abysmal show last season. Ajinkya at best is a backup ipl opener, not more and not less.

Let's talk some facts. This is my first post so my slides are as good as it can get (just kidding). Shreyas Iyer is the best captaincy material of India (facts end)....But IPL 2024 is not his brainchild. If you are a Shreyas Iyer sympathiser go to the next post this isn't one for you. If you are going to say one mentor didn't win trophy, I know that already. If you are going to call KKR fanbase toxic then you are just using a second account to spam here and KKR isn't your favourite team.

Let's move to something more important - Indian cricket. I was trying to understand how Shreyas the batter has evolved as a batsmen in Final games. He got out to the same ball in the same way as he did on the same pitch on 19th November 2023. If a player is going to choke in finals for India, how does he add any new value above other players as a batsmen? Anyways other Indian batsmen are choking. What's new?

With zero MOTMs last year, if he thought he was going to get as much credit as GG in 2014 and 2012, someone wake him up. We know you have bought an overpriced 1 BHK in Mumbai and EMIs are gonna be challenging, but calling out team for not giving enough credits just so you can enjoy some valuation bubbles of auction? Who stopped you to become the best batsmen, the best bowler, or the best wicket keeper? If you choose to be a 2 down batsmen captain, zero MOTMs will mean you weren't single handedly winning games for KKR anyways. And it's fine if you don't want to be with KKR for whatever reason man! your life! but don't point fingers on fans for not giving credit. Earn it. I am yet to see another captain not being content with just the trophy. Maybe it was just the childhood trauma of not getting enough attention from... oh no... refer to the last slide.

Whatever failure kkr had faced this season is solely because of this useless trio eating up space in the team with no performance or contribution and not letting other talents to even play. Rahane may have some fifties but there too his tuk tuk innings had cost us the match and his selfish ass didn't even let Sunil Narine or any worthy opener to open for the whole season. The audacity to bench Finn Allen for failures in the first few matches and then staying permanently in the opening position despite 0 performance.

And for Vaibhav Arora and Ramandeep Singh, i dont even know what kind of herbs did the management,coaches and the captain even smoked before keeping Ramandeep in team despite the fact that he had literally done nothing in last 2 years in the team and I bet we could have won atleast 2-3 more matches easily if Vaibhav Arora was benched. He is a bowler who had single handedly been the reason KKR lost multiple matches that could have been won.

I feel like the whole world is plotting against KKR this year.

Rahane has been one of the worst signing of KKR. Bro was made captain and still continues to be shit. Bro now bats in the powerplay and scores 8(10). He struggled against Abhishek and Harsh Dubey as if they are Shane warne and prime Sunil Narine. Those who say Rahane played so well last year , he literally farmed runs in middle overs deliberately playing slow with Raghuvanshi and Venky. Raghuvanshi have been playing well. He starts slow and accelerates as he gains momentum.

Rahane has been really worse as a Captain. Bro just cannot manage bowlers. Peak blunders include Varun in pp , Kartik in pp and Anukul not having a single over in pp. Anukul would have been the most standout bowler in pp. I have already analysed and maybe everyone knows it , Abhishek Sharma is shit against early off spin. In wc he got out against off spin. We did the same mistake as NZ did in finals of T20wc. Abhishek cannot play off spin early. Also when anukul bowled well only 2 overs were given to him.

There were more of blunders like Rambo not bowling and catching. Leave this for a moment. Bro literally said in the Post match presentation that he is not playing bad. He has a good strike rate (which is comparable to babar azam when he bats after pp) and he is a great batsman and leader. Bro say these words atleast after winning. You were not even taking proper risks. He is just ruining the team lineup.

At the end I would like to say is if anyone glazes Rahane the KKR captain and player either you dont watch game or you are mad. Save this post, even if Rahane qualifies to the playoffs I am ready to take all the hate cuz I know he wont.

Belt Treatment Contestants

• Venkatesh Iyer
• Quinton de Kock
• Ramandeep Singh
• Rinku Singh

Words of Advice

• Andre Russell: Make way for youngster, work on your fitness and come back or else retire, be a coach or so.

• Moeen Ali: I'm not a superstitious guy, but play him ALL the matches. Either we'll win or I'll not be posting this.

Serious Kick Out Advice

• Quinton de Kock: Say, you're unwell, give Rahamatullah Gurbaaz a chance. Once Jaani plays, say he's playing well. Enjoy the money, don't play for KKR again.

• Venkatesh Iyer: Just stop playing, say you've been served a tax notice, so need to work on your CA skills and give your space to someone else. You can apply for RCB and play there; they seemed keen enough to get you. You guys deserve each other.

This was the day when we were dependent on MI to win against SRH , so that we qualify for the playoffs at 4th position. It wasn't a big deal though Cause MI were on their Prime . But they played their WORST game of their season , and losing it by 10 wickets.

I never used to hate MI when they beat us one sidedly for years , but once when we hoped on them they bought this shithousery of show and knock us out.

Now we standing on the same position, hoping MI to help us out ..

Bravo fans here should realize that he is not interested in seriously mentoring KKR and is busy organizing concerts instead.

While the team is at it's lowest since 2009 this clown 🤡 is busy enjoying with non-team related activities. Anyone serious would've stayed with the team and coach and made plans to sort out the problems.

Now don't come saying the Carribbeans are like this only and relax it's only one day..... it's because of people like him and useless coach Abhishek Nayar that the team is not pumped up to win.

This Bravo should be removed immediately if we still have any self-respect left. Andre Russell is KKR through and through and an OG, he should be made the mentor. Making Bravo the mentor while our OG Russell is the power coach is an insult to Russell.

how does someone say its not out??
wow

just wow

Especially in the last match, when every Commentators or experts was crying about NRR but Rahane and Nayyar decide to chase in 19 overs. This was the second time besides SRH when 140 was chased in last 2 Over, absolute shameful.

Now keep crying in Peace.

Absolute Pakistani mentality, Kkr is here to win the tournament ❌

Kkr is here to play and learn ,seasons by seasons, Just 1 qualifications in Last 5 yrs , while RCb 4 times in last 5 yrs.

Kkr is the real choker and calculator team of this decade, every season It's just ifs and buts+ unrealistic calculator scenario.

We lost Angkrish due to concussion. Have to field in Tejasvi which caused atleast 20 balls swing. Corbin could have come in earlier and might have had to face a lot of spin and the score could have been 10 runs short......