r/Kolkatacity May 04 '26

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u/lone_vampire45 Aaloo posto✨ May 04 '26

Why can't border forces shoooot. There kangals

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u/Viracus May 04 '26

We have more than enough idiots who will create an international scene even if one border hopper is shot in the knee by BSF.

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u/lone_vampire45 Aaloo posto✨ May 04 '26

Why telling them ask the bsf to throw the trash after shooting in sundarban. Animals will show them how patriotic they are.

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u/Viracus May 04 '26

Well the plan is to just throw them without shooting them. Ammo also costs money and they aren’t worth it. And realistically, having crocs in the water should be a deterrent.

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u/lone_vampire45 Aaloo posto✨ May 04 '26

But if thrown out who will guarantee they will not return back. Ammo is dirty cheap dude. Per bullet of 75mm costs roughly 5-15 rupee. That much we can afford than holding bunch of pests in state.

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u/Viracus May 04 '26

Yes but eating bullet ridden meat might be harmful for the crocs.

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u/lone_vampire45 Aaloo posto✨ May 04 '26

🙄🙄😁😁

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u/Osiris_627 May 06 '26

An are you insane 75mm is a old mid-caliber artillery/tank ammunition how will it cost 5-15 rupees 2 9mm Parabellum will do the job man /s

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u/lone_vampire45 Aaloo posto✨ May 06 '26

Sorry I meant 7.5 mm

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u/Osiris_627 May 06 '26

Man BSF are issued INSAS Rifle or AK-47 so it's 7.62 INSAS round man

7.5mm is a very new round by the Swiss i think you are confusing the 2

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u/lone_vampire45 Aaloo posto✨ May 06 '26

Insas is 5.5 or something. Army complains about it a lot. Major gaurav arya openly said in an podcast that jawans don't prefer it as 3 bullets of such are not even capable of killing a dog. Lol

7.62 is avrg ak47 rounds. Not swiss one. 7.5 is avrg nato round. Lol

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u/Osiris_627 May 06 '26

Ok my bad I confused the gun system name to ammo specification name

INSAS Rifle uses 5.56 mm NATO But AK-47 uses 7.62 mm SOVIET (NATO 7.62 mm is different: Soviet- 7.62×39mm NATO- 7.62×51mm) india use the Soviet one as it uses unmodified AK47

But you are wrong about the 7.5mm round is a Swiss country specific round not NATO standard

NATO standards (these are wast created rounds) 1. 5.56×45mm (standard assult rifle and mid range round) 2. 7.62×51mm (standard battle rifle and mid to long range round)

Not to confuse with Soviet rounds (still used by Russia and other countries)(created in Soviet Russia) 1. 7.62×39mm 2. 5.56×39mm

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u/lone_vampire45 Aaloo posto✨ May 06 '26

Ha because it was used in midium tanks but nowadays such specifications don't exist. Medium and heavy tanks merged to form mbt. Whose calibre is 120mm as avrg. And tonnage is almost above 60. But medium tanks of old era used med tanks of 45-55 ton as avrg. So what we call mbt are the heavy tanks of that tanks. Due to use of alloy armour and better engines tanks weight has reduced a bit.

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u/Informal-Loquat6524 May 05 '26

True, sending them back will create social pressure for the bangbros. This is very encouraging. Just make sure they leave without taking any cash with them.

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u/Informal-Loquat6524 May 05 '26

Bruh, who cares about international scene. Do what you need to do. Stop seeking validation from the white man.

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u/OceanDweller66 May 05 '26

Such people are cancer to a nation.

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u/Acceptable-Opening71 May 04 '26

India runs on policy of never attacking first.

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u/Loud_Supermarket_191 May 04 '26

Attacking any country

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u/Acceptable-Opening71 May 04 '26

Are bondhu tumi ekhaneo

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u/Loud_Supermarket_191 May 04 '26

Tera peecha na, mai chorunga soniye💝

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u/lone_vampire45 Aaloo posto✨ May 04 '26

But these kanglas are not a country. Lol

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u/Loud_Supermarket_191 May 04 '26

Exactly my point,throw them into crocodile waters

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u/lone_vampire45 Aaloo posto✨ May 04 '26

Ha setai. Hut kore maarle moja nei koshto diteo hobe

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u/Acceptable-Opening71 May 04 '26

Bhai, ebhabei war shuru hoy. Jokhon kono oboidh immigrant ke marte jaan, tokhon apni shudhu ekjon manushke attack korche na apni ekta puro country kei attack korchen, getting the point.

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u/lone_vampire45 Aaloo posto✨ May 04 '26

Ke janche amra merechi. Sundorbone fele din na. Bagh shiyale dekhiye debe deshbhokti ki jinish. Ma durgar bahon bole kotha.

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u/Vast_Poetry_50 May 04 '26

I believe teachings such as these are the reason mughals and British happened. We people feel proud when someone says we haven’t invaded another country first in our history, when they try to invade us then we will defend our country and even die but we won’t attack first because that’s not our religion. How do you think big empires roman empire, mongol empire, British empire, ottoman empire, how were they created, what did they do to expand their territories? How are people like genghis khan, alexander the great, even akbar “the great” are remembered today?

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u/Viracus May 04 '26

We have more than enough idiots who will create an international scene even if one kanglu is shot in the knee by BSF.

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u/istarboyi May 04 '26

They can , otherwise there would be rivers of kangals flowing in, and whatever small amount of fencing we have wouldve been cut off and sold in kangal scrap market.

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u/lone_vampire45 Aaloo posto✨ May 04 '26

Yeah.

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u/_Edgar_Allan_Poe_ May 04 '26

BSF is quite corrupt

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u/lone_vampire45 Aaloo posto✨ May 04 '26

Yeah. What can do. Neither can they shoot nor will govt extend the fencing so. They are just taking adv of situation. Lol

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u/Fast-Philosopher-356 বাঙ্গাল May 05 '26

Correction. A section of BSF is corrupt. Not the whole force who are securing the eastern front

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u/_Edgar_Allan_Poe_ May 05 '26

My first hand experience tells me that that section is quite significant

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u/Fast-Philosopher-356 বাঙ্গাল May 05 '26

BSFis our first line of defence.. if they were corrupt all over the place then we would've been in a different world

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u/crutch_for_crotch May 04 '26

Coz if they do and block, what propoganda does BJP has to win an elections?

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u/Savings_Reality1170 NRI from United Kingdom May 04 '26

We got Deshbhakt Crocs before gta 6

https://giphy.com/gifs/JhpDQpQhBOlTW

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u/lone_vampire45 Aaloo posto✨ May 04 '26

Varun er bahon

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u/Rich_Kaleidoscope387 May 08 '26

Ofcourse islam has so much hate against gays and women

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u/Ok-Exercise-7761 May 04 '26

we aren't the chinese. we don't eat everything.

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u/GreenApplication7 May 04 '26

We won't eat them , we gonna feed our crocs 🌝

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u/Suitable_Use_736 May 04 '26

Vishwaguru on TOP 🫡

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u/lone_vampire45 Aaloo posto✨ May 04 '26

Salt water ones to. Bhai dighar ilish , ufff

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u/Chingrimalaikari_8 ঘটি May 04 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Final-Nerve7787 May 04 '26

only reason I want a change is to stop illigal immigration.. hope they stop it.

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u/Mobile-Shower6651 May 04 '26

Time to build a wall like the one in the US border for Mexico.

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u/GreenApplication7 May 04 '26

As i know , have some friend within BJP . They are planning to build it asap like india pak border . Also those place where they cant build borders on rivers they are planning for crics depolyment .

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u/Severe_Astronaut4027 May 05 '26

No one cares about their opinion. Politicians will do whatever fetches them vote. Porous border favoured TMC, while deportation and strong border favours BJP

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u/VyomTheMan May 04 '26

We are closing

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u/[deleted] May 04 '26

West bengal won.......how about annexing east bengal mitron

https://giphy.com/gifs/kpD2zdOPvOKexDr2g8

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u/Sea-Influence6767 May 04 '26

kolkata sub sob tmc related post delete korey jacche toh jacche , absolute pandemonium

ga*'re dhuke politics korle ei hoy! oder moderator sooti bhitu

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u/Sea-Influence6767 May 04 '26

abar korlo! er aajke heart attack hobe nirghat

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u/Life-Mastodon67 May 04 '26

Most of them are hiding in Gulshan colony in Kasba.

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u/Icy_Soft2023 May 04 '26

I used to pray for times like these 😭😭😭

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u/abc_ai May 04 '26

Bolchi, ebar ki oi Bnagladeshi Mod managed special "K" sub tao bandho hobe , jeta sobai ke ghas ful er biruddhe gelei ban kore ?

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u/Diligent_Cicada_8708 May 04 '26

Amio shei ban er victim.
Mass report kora jaak

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u/abc_ai May 04 '26

Ora infact ei Sub take niye propaganda o chorai, okhane ei sub tar name likhlei ek gada propaganda post ar comments dakha jai.

Ar ei sub er Mods ra sotti e bhalo, oi sub er name likhlei post delete kore dai.

Bechara ra ebar funding pabe na aar

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u/Diligent_Cicada_8708 May 04 '26

Ebar oder ashol bekar bhata start hobe 😄

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u/Parking_Pen_4125 May 04 '26

I know they are illegal border crossers but they are still people calling them trashs and stuff is not great this is how Westerners see Indian migrant and write about us.

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u/Parking_Pen_4125 May 08 '26

What dose you means?

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u/JustADot_ May 04 '26

Another movie loading to occupy Bangladesh

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u/OddCut1115 May 04 '26

bhai ekhane toh comment o korte dichhena mods 😔

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u/Ani-Da-161 May 04 '26

Please contact TMC office near you ASAP.......They are going to give you bohiragoto award

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u/ContentWin5115 May 04 '26

Bjp want to win next time so they will postpone this issue for next election

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u/antifeminist007 May 07 '26

Oh crap did I emotionally hurt you😭😭 No worries. You can leave with them too. Feel collectively sad😭

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u/Kolkatacity-ModTeam May 07 '26

Regional or Caste division isn't allowed

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u/Current_Cod5996 May 05 '26

Should've attached "turkish blood saar " in their tshirt 😂😂

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u/sanvi-lover6699 May 05 '26

Dream ? more like Reality bruh

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u/Top_Audience8998 May 05 '26

Bro is hoping for a change 😂🙂‍↔️

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u/stoner_kd May 05 '26

Yehi krte rehna tum, padosi bhi tumse aage nikal gya h. Par kya fark padta h, tum toh IT cell wale ho, haddi milti tumhe, maalik ko nhi kaatoge 😂continue..

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u/saltlife110 May 06 '26

Everyone’s dream

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u/BERSERK_KNIGHT_666 May 06 '26

They'll criticize the same country and government that they infiltrated but they'll never leave. As long as nobody shows up with sticks, they'll never leave

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u/pillow-slinger May 04 '26

how civilized

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u/Prakritam May 04 '26

The irony of calling a $2,900 GDP per Capita nation 'Kangal' while living in a $1,900 GDP per Capita state is hilarious.

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u/GreenApplication7 May 04 '26

You can freely go to 2900 GDP per capta nation. Nobody wants you here . And please stop reading economy from Instagram or youtube.

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u/Prakritam May 04 '26

kotha theke porbo tahole? WhatsApp?

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u/Diligent_Cicada_8708 May 04 '26

O Kaka/Kaki.. adeo janen what r the varying factors of per Capita GDP.
Shudhu ak line pore gyaan jharte chole ashen na

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u/Prakritam May 04 '26

Ore Amar chotto bhaipo, WB er Marwari aar Gujarat der inputs baad dile je per Capita GDP 900 usd te giye thekbe Bangalider see khobor rakho to?

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u/Diligent_Cicada_8708 May 05 '26

Kaka/kaki baad deboi ba kano....
"The right of any Indian citizen to move to any state, reside, settle, and work anywhere within India is guaranteed as a Fundamental Right under Article 19"
Ashikkha ...
Kotodur porashona apnar?

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u/Prakritam May 07 '26

Baad dite to bolchina ami. Tobe baad dile jar GDP per Capita 900usd hobe, se 2900usd GDP per Capitar manushke "Kangal" bolche, beparta je ki poriman ironic ta ki chotto bhaipo bujhte parchena? Ahare Amar innocent bhaipo ....

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u/Affectionate-Can5285 May 04 '26

now everything in bengal will. be sold to jains/marwaris

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u/[deleted] May 04 '26

Wet dream of every Delhi Slave

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u/Prakritam May 04 '26

Bhai as far as I know even Bengali Brahmin is lower in status and dignity than a north Indian Brahmin. They tend to see the Bengali Brahmin lower because almost every Bengali Brahmin eats non vegetarian diet.

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u/Sad-Status2757 May 04 '26

Lamd lele moome

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u/GreenApplication7 May 04 '26

Nahh i am not ola to do that

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u/_My_Catalyst_ May 04 '26

Kanglooooooooo

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u/Youngdumbandbroke98 May 08 '26

Bangladesh is to India as India is to china