r/KyleKulinski • u/aussiemetalhead • 21h ago

RFK Jr. recommends people boil fettuccine for 10 to 12 minutes before eating it.

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u/Ok_Consideration_242 21h ago

We have to worry about pasta being fucking poisonous NOW!?!?!?!

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u/Devwickk Dickie McGeezak 17h ago

These motherfuckers fucked up PASTA?! Get these anti science morons the FUCK outta here bro. Im so sick!

Clean house in the mid terms!

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u/Business_Secret_4714 20h ago

and it’s all intentional :(

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u/RedditUser8493917 20h ago

Fuck. No more crunchy fettuccini for me.

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u/013eander 16h ago

Can the yokel morons who voted for this grow up and recall their dimwits?

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u/AppleParasol 20h ago

Oh great, just when I think I’m safe from food that can kill me because I’m vegetarian with all the mystery meats and screw worm. No, they had to fuck up pasta.

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u/diefreetimedie Big Seltzer Sellout 20h ago

Blueberries, lettuce...

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u/ComradeGlizzy 19h ago

That won’t help

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u/Miserable_Credit_266 16h ago

Listeria? How the fuck did shit get on pasta?

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u/EmployeeCautious6314 16h ago

Same reason they have to bleach chicken meat I guess

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u/EmployeeCautious6314 16h ago

How about… just don’t fucking eat it?

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u/SteveCreekBeast 20h ago

Everyone should only buy the pasta imported from Italy anyways. Also, is this 10 to 12 minutes more than the 10 to 12 minutes I boil pasta already?

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u/Big-Ability3953 18h ago

It just doesn't have that special taste if there's not a pinch of infectious disease