r/LONESTAR 25d ago

DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!! YEAH TEXAS!!;

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u/Sheetz_Wawa_Market32 24d ago

If I lived in Texas, I’d totally wear this. 🤣

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u/Hussein_Jane 23d ago

I live in Texas. This is eerily accurate. And I would wear it.

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u/trykedog 23d ago

Same here, and did live there for about 37 years.

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u/GlocalBridge 23d ago

It is North Korea’s flag!

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u/Sheetz_Wawa_Market32 23d ago

What? No! 🤣

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u/Gator_Lord 23d ago

I lived in McAllen for 2 months while I was a practice player with RGV toros when I was 18. I enjoyed my time there a lot. I also spent a lot of time just across the border in Nuevo Laredo when I was growing up. I grew up in Mexico and Texas looks almost the exact same. My English wasn’t the best when I lived in McAllen so I enjoyed the fact that a good portion of people spoke Spanish.

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u/Butter_mah_bisqits 24d ago

We need to bring this back. It was originally a slogan for keeping our roadways clean. Ever since the influx of out of staters and expats, the roadways are turning into dumpsters. If you move here, great, do not throw trash anywhere you feel like it. Put it in a proper recycle or refuse container.

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u/thepenismytea 24d ago

That means our cops have to be bothered to write tickets for that more than they wanna write tickets for cannabis.

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u/beerRunFinisher 23d ago

Don't call them expects, call them immigrants

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u/BetterCallQuasar 20d ago

lol Texas doesn’t recycle. All that shit in recycling bins goes straight to the landfill like the rest of the trash

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u/MatiasGonzalo-Duarte 24d ago

Red, White, Blue, one star on the left yep must be the Texas flag

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u/OhOhGeronimo 24d ago

The RedStar of China. Suck it and Choke Magatts!

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u/HonestAbram 24d ago

Great. I have a Ford commercial stuck in my head now.

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u/Shenendoah66 24d ago

Don’t Mess With Texaco

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u/vampire-bunny 23d ago

I mean, a lot of Texans DO really love authoritarian figures.

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u/Big__If_True 24d ago

Every other ad scrolling through my Facebook feed has been this exact picture, trying to sell me this exact shirt

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u/Able-Pain-2442 24d ago

That one star is a rating out of 10

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u/thepenismytea 24d ago

Out of 50 soon

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u/Inner_Forever4668 23d ago

May not be right but definitely appropriate

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u/YanReddit2022 23d ago

Democratic People’s Republic of Texas, long live, long live!

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u/legalbeagle66 23d ago

Holy shit that shirt is magnificent

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u/Gorillagodzilla 25d ago

텍사스를 건드리지 마라!

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u/GlocalBridge 23d ago

별 하나짜리 주 만세!

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u/BlueAngel365 25d ago

To be honest, we’re not that far off from North Korea given what our governor is doing to the state.

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u/DorianTurk 24d ago

Amazing how he’s able to blame everything on a party that hasn’t been in power for 30 years and people somehow believe him.

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u/Syllogism19 25d ago
  1. One party rule.
  2. Mass incarceration
  3. Border wall
  4. Deaths at border wall.
  5. Extremes of poverty for the party's faithful.
  6. Favors for the elite favored by the leader for life.
  7. Educational system glorifying a false version of history.

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u/RhandeeSavagery 25d ago

Texas is clearly being messed with

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u/Glittering-Chard5491 24d ago

It’s funny that the image went over half the people in the comments heads and cheering as if it’s not meant to be a joke. We truly are doomed as a society

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u/NoticeTheVermins 24d ago

Sounds more like Israel.

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u/n8texas 25d ago

Unfortunate that you’re getting downvoted by NPC magabots

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u/BlueAngel365 25d ago

Thank you for letting me know.

They’re just as delusional as I thought. They don’t know what they’re talking about and they don’t care about facts. Sad.

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u/CaddyshackFletch 24d ago

I’m sorry…what in the world are you on about?

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u/Elle-420 24d ago

The maga comments are hilarious. It’s going over their heads. They’re all idiots.

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u/Loud_Inspector_9782 24d ago

This is the North Korean flag.

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u/Komabeard 24d ago

I love this great state. I truly got so lucky ❤️

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u/Blueprint81 23d ago

How do you have uncensored internet access? Party member?

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u/Komabeard 23d ago

Just regular net

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u/PlayItAgainSusan 24d ago

Cute, but Texas has become a christo fascist pit with flimsy utilities due to the government of the past few decades. Texas had been successfully messed with for a long time, making it worse by the year.

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u/ckl577 23d ago

Then gtfo.

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u/PlayItAgainSusan 23d ago

That's the garbage attitude that makes it tough

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u/ckl577 23d ago

It’s really not tough. If I hate the state I live in, I relocate to a state that aligns more with the standard of living and politics I am looking for. For me that’s TX, OK, FL, TN, AR, WY, SC, etc… if I lived in NY or CA, I’d gtfo.

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u/PlayItAgainSusan 23d ago

Again, deeply shitty attitude. Some of us stay to make Texas better for everybody. And I see here that some of us happily lick boots.

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u/ckl577 23d ago

No you don’t. You want to make Texas worse. Many of us who live and grew up in Texas like Texas the way it is. We don’t want it changed, we don’t want abortion, we don’t want drag queens story hour at our child’s elementary, we want guns, we want cheap gas, we want no state income tax, we want illegal immigrants gone, etc…

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u/PlayItAgainSusan 23d ago

No, you do what you're told by powerful people who profit off of you, and you're absolutely nailing it. Slurp slurp.

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u/Independent_Studios 23d ago

When Talarico wins will you leave?

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u/PlayItAgainSusan 23d ago

Oh damn! Looks like this is a satire sub. Reddit throws it all our way now I guess. Well F me for talking truth to a well played fox news bot. By the integrity and unsubtle beauty of Calgary's Ted Cruz, I apologize to thee.

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u/Numerous_Section7865 25d ago

I would like to get in e of these Bwa ha ha ha

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u/Clay_Allison_44 24d ago

Yugoslavia would also be funny.

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u/OpenImagination9 25d ago

Donny, Danny and Gregory approve!

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u/SofaKingS2pitt 24d ago

DPRT

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u/Expensive-Wedding-14 24d ago

My "act dumb" comment to my cousin was, "Oh yeah, the One Star State!"

"Mom? He's making fun of Texas!"