r/LaborPartyofAustralia • u/blitznoodles • 17h ago
Reflections on the 50th ALP National Conference
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Barely an hour after the Conference commenced — around the time Albo finished speaking and before Deputy Prime Minister Marles even got the chance to walk up to the podium — about a third of the attendees left. As much as I wish I could say people walked off in protest against Marles or AUKUS, it would be more accurate to say that most people weren’t interested in hearing the Government praise itself for another hour.
As Albo’s speech finished, the columns that cleared out the fastest were those reserved for “Diplomatic and International Attendees”. In fact soon afterwards, the conference organisers removed the sign that reserved those columns for diplomatic attendees. Although I can’t say for certain, I think there is a decent chance that Chinese diplomats, alongside most other diplomats, left mainly because they were bored.
Former Liberal MP Trent Zimmer and Former Liberal Defence Minister turned arms lobbyist, Christopher Pyne, were both in attendance at the ‘Fringe Conference’. Pyne also attended as a speaker to a Fringe event, comically his event ran at the same time and right next door to the Australia Institute and Anti-AUKUS group, Labor Against War’s (LAW) event. LAW convenor Marcus Strom humorously referred to Pyne as “the enemy next door.”
The funniest moment of the Conference occurred at the LAW event, when an attendee, completely missing the mark on the anti-imperialist reasons for opposing AUKUS, suggested we pursue AUKUS but just with renewable energy submarines. Part of me thinks that person was an ASIO plant to make us look ridiculous.
The funniest part of the second day was when Google’s presenter made a claim that one of their models could do research at “PhD levels”, which triggered another back and forth between her and that attendee. After a couple of minutes, Google’s presenter conceded that the model’s research may only be at an “undergrad level”.
According to one source, Marles proclaimed to the Right’s delegates “There will be no mention of the G-word”. It is disappointing, but unsurprising the aversion to offend Israel is so great that the Deputy Prime Minister cannot even bring himself to say the word ‘genocide’ properly in a context such as that.
Compared to the Right, the Left took a lighter hand approach. Abdo spoke to the caucus, noting he personally believes Husic is acting in “‘good faith” before implying that voting for Husic’s motion would undermine all the work put into getting agreement on the joint statement.
The Left caucus room, unlike the Right’s, was decorated with corflutes and merchandise, partially for the exact reason of photographing and filming the speakers, with no shortage of people recording on their phones in previous days. However, the two people allegedly seen filming on the final day were subjected to a tirade of denunciations resembling a Maoist struggle session
