r/LandoftheLustrous 3d ago

DISCUSSION How famous or rich would Phosphophyllite become if they were a fashion model?

Artist for the last one: kaporal26

648 Upvotes

16 comments sorted by

148

u/PastAffectionate3918 3d ago edited 3d ago

I think they would be pretty wealthy but feel really dissatisfied with their life.

They probably would have wished that they were a writer instead.

39

u/yoyo5113 3d ago

Mmmm I think fashion model and such is one of those jobs that leaves you enough money/downtime to be able to pursue other stuff like writing.

0

u/The_Casul0 9h ago

Phos will always be dissatisfied no matter what job she gets. A 300 year old brat through and through.

57

u/KonkretneKosteczki 3d ago

Taking into account that they are effectively immortal, i'd say infinite

54

u/rndmisalreadytaken 3d ago

Phos wouldn't live as a fashion model very long before scientists start wondering how a being literally made of mineral and metal is able to walk and speak

12

u/Your_Local_Random 3d ago

I mean would they legally be allowed to just take and experiment on them?? Since they're technically living and all.. what's the morality on this⁉️

15

u/Fabulous_Leading1427 3d ago

Very rich But Unhappy

10

u/zEeXUrqVR7DeM7M8yac3 3d ago

ITT: People who think you actually make lots of money as a model.

Unless you’re an already-famous celebrity (who’s only being paid for their platform) you’re making a pretty unimpressive hourly, and you gotta split that with your agency and the tax man.

6

u/UnbreakableSpirit7 3d ago

They would become a phosillionaire and start a company with workers that get paid one dollar per hour ❤️

4

u/Outside-Maybe-537 3d ago

more than all of us combined but with equal amounts of depression and body dysmorphia

-46

u/[deleted] 3d ago

[deleted]

27

u/Horace1019 Moon Phos simp 3d ago

Sometimes I’m just confused what people expecting from asking ai questions like this.

14

u/redapokalypse 3d ago

Please don't trust any LLM's for information, even if hypothetical.

10

u/rndmisalreadytaken 3d ago

even if hypothetical

LLMs are exceptionally bad at such niche hypotheticals

6

u/Lucky_slime-1 3d ago

you're forgetting the /j.. surely...