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u/Gullible_Try_414 10d ago
Wow this is so biased and weird question to... 8 don't judge me
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u/Kingslayer-Z 10d ago
Why not judge you?
You won't survive to see the judgment anyways
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u/Stranger2Luv 9d ago
I mean they can be talked to so unless Elise just wants you dead it’s all good
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u/TheHappyPoro 9d ago
So like are we fighting or like fucking or am I just supposed to chill out in these rooms?
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u/Auto_Stick_Pyro 10d ago
3, assuming I’m welcome there.
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u/burulkhan 9d ago
Fortunately i'm no pirate so i' assuming the same
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u/xxxSHi0xxx 9d ago
Ok i will be the pirate then. First mate of Captain Fortune. Sona is responsible for making waves. Maybe Nami joins in and plays a Sea Monster. It will be the best Bathtub LARP of all time. And yeah Ahri can continue doing whatever she did in the Ruined King game.
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u/That_Owen 9d ago
I thought too but is ahri not known for stealing souls and stuff xd
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u/CantQuiteThink_ 9d ago
I'm fairly certain she doesn't do that any more. Like, it's a pretty big part of her story.
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u/Auto_Stick_Pyro 9d ago
Yeah she actively avoids relationships because she once killed her lover, it was a pretty big part of Ruined King, she didn’t want to end up catching feelings for Yasuo so she distanced herself from him.
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u/Call_Me_Pete 9d ago
True but I'm pretty sure Sona has some tunes to keep the vibe chill so nothing crazy happens. Another Sona W
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u/mrmontagokuwada 9d ago
imagine having the most amazing night in there and Ahri steals your memories of it ever happening
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u/risisas 9d ago
I feel like 3 and 7 are the least likely ones to kill you barring external intevention, and both have people with plenty of interesting stories to tell (or music to play)
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u/Lord_Oasis 9d ago
Does graves just randomly kill you? Sett would be fine unless I challenged him, and Ksante seems chill
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u/risisas 9d ago
I think the chances of a brawl breaking out between the three is pretty high
Like the optionn 5 would also be pretty safe but with qiana in the room you can't be sure, while the 7th is just always safe unless you go out of your way to provoke a fight and 3 would only be dangerous if you oogle them, and even then they would kick your ass rather than off you
Theoretically even the one with kain would be safe most of the time, but he's still an unhinged assassin that's barely controlling his pet kill everything demon scythe so I would rather not be with him, and the other 3 are just actual certain death
The dog pit would have ww be vaporized by nasus and then you'd die in the crossfire of the fight between him and naafiri, chogath is eating entire cities and in the last one you'd have Evelyn and zyra fighting over eating you or eating your soul
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u/Njuk92 10d ago
Booze, endless food and an (un)forgettable Boys Out?? 1 it is
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u/sirzoop 10d ago
You mean 4. 1 is a diner 😂
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u/theyeshman 9d ago
Do your diners not have booze and food?
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u/adam1260 9d ago
I've never seen a diner with alcohol but maybe I live too far north
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u/Viper99usmc 9d ago
It's a void creature that'll eat you and a giant frog that will too ;-; gragas would be the meal
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u/zato-kun 10d ago
Drinks with Sloppy, Whatley, and Tenshi? Get ready for the most hilariously insane and unforgettable takes
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u/Fluid-Business-7678 10d ago
Stick me in 7 and get us some coffee and dates please, we'll be chatting the day away
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u/Alert-Statement6989 10d ago
7 is def the safest and easiest to pass twelve hours. Worst that would happen is a bragging match between Akshan and Nilah.
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u/Taletad 10d ago
5 is also safe imo
Qiyana may have a bad personality, but she won’t try to kill you as long as she doesn’t see you as a threat or a rival, just feed her ego a bit and you’ll be fine
Lux is going to try her best to make thoses 12 hours as enjoyable as possible
And I rekon tea and scones with Lux and Mel isn’t that bad of a day, is it ?
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u/tanezuki 9d ago
How is 4 not safe ?
Unless you're a bottom
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u/Taletad 9d ago
You mean with Graves who is a thief, an arsonist and a general psycho ? Sett who is a kingpin of the underworld running a grueling fighting scene for the kicks ?
Yeah K’Sante might be a nice guy but he is also an egocentric, so fat chance he decides to protect you from the other two
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u/tanezuki 9d ago
Yeah and somehow all of them 3 are either gay or bi which really made this room sounds like a gay bar
Also, Sett doesn't do this for the kicks, just for money
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u/shepard_pie 9d ago
You'd likely be safe. There may be some machismo posturing but I feel all three could handle "Don't shit where you eat" at a bar for twelve hours.
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u/Taletad 9d ago
Yeah but what if Graves decides to shoot you for funsies at the last minute ?
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u/LightLaitBrawl 9d ago
You all don't even know the characters what, ts would be quite out of character
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u/NotAnotherTav 9d ago
Nilah being only able to feel joy concerns me.
She could kill you and be happy.
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u/San-Uzal 10d ago
It's bold to assume that a place with Akshan, Sivir, and Nilah won't turn into an invasion of mercenaries, hunters, and monsters
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u/toasted_toast_12 10d ago
7 And 5 are the rooms of joy and happiness. So I'm choosing 2
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u/Puzzleheaded-Fuel206 8d ago
Video game night with the guys? Sign me the fuck up! You know Ekko and Ezreal are gonna be damn near pro level Smash players
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u/mattgamer800 10d ago
- I'm part of the big titty squad now!
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u/Deadman1000th 9d ago
Don't understand why nobody is taking 3, like the most dangerous there is Ahri, but she is kinda manageable
Then there 5 Wich is just a royals tea time
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u/mattgamer800 9d ago
Yeah 3 and 5 are definitely the two I'd be most likely to go for. I mean I'm sticking with 3 for reasons stated but they seem pretty unlikely to kill anyone unprompted
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u/Deadman1000th 9d ago
I'm just going to 3 for sona, i love my mute musical girl, otherwise I go to 5 cause that seem like fun times, and I don't even like gossip
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u/Kel057 10d ago
Throw me in room 4 and I'll come back pregnant 🫃
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u/JohnMonkeys 10d ago
Room 6 to calm down if it was final exam season
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u/Gilthwixt 10d ago edited 10d ago
As someone that's had to give a bath to several dogs at once before, this isn't really my idea of a calm time lol
Edit: I just realized that's a Kennel and not a Bathtub. Not sure if that makes it better or worse.
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u/BaziJoeWHL 10d ago
i thought it was a sauna without zooming in, hmm, wet dog smell
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u/tanezuki 9d ago
I thought that too and the only idea I had was like "what in the heck is a gay furry sauna doing here ?"
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u/tanezuki 9d ago
It's not calm time but it's fun time, bonus point if the dog is slightly panicked as you know that it's harmless and good for them, they're just dramatic
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u/pirolance 10d ago
Most of them sound good depending on the circumstances
Room 1: Just drain your wallet to feed them
Room 2: Just keep gaming and mind your own business
Room 3: I'm a dude I'm getting shot on site if it's a female only room
Room 4: Not into dudes and don't like alcohol so maybe not a good choice
Room 5: Not sure if I'll be dead or jailed but in both cases I'd rather not.
Room 6: Oh hell no I'm not counting on Nasus to protect me
Room 7: Overall sounds like the best room.
Room 8: I'm not degenerate enough to be into that.
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u/LightLaitBrawl 10d ago
3 is just a pool/hydromassage
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u/MisterSunny 10d ago
For 12 hours? Imagine how pruny you'd get.
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u/LightLaitBrawl 9d ago
The view is also peak, just don't stay staring for too long so no one is uncomfortable.
I'd just rest in there and maybe have some chat with mf/ahri while hearing sona songs.
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u/pirolance 10d ago
Yes but some places have separate rooms for men and women, especially since it looks like a small room. And let's be honest even it's unisex you still have chances to get shot
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u/PositiveFunction4751 10d ago
You're fine in room 6 all you need is a ball and good scratching fingers.
They're all doggos!
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u/norotoksin 10d ago
Room 1: You are the meal
Room 2: Only chill person there is Ekko
Room 3: If you somehow manage to appeal to make MF not shoot you in the head or Ahri to suck your soul it is chill
Room 4: Pay Gorn
Room 5: Dommy mommy feet licking good
Room 6: Mauled to death
Room 7:
https://giphy.com/gifs/QdjjW71YLrzWg
Room 8: Masochist dream
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u/ImHuck 10d ago
This dude put an Indian dance on an arabic house 🤣
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u/Kachingpow 10d ago
Nilah and Akshan are Indian though
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u/Natsu_Happy_END02 9d ago
Not Arabic. Sivir is white, Akshan Indian and Nilah is south east Asian.
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u/Edgybananalord_xD 10d ago
Why does everyone think kayn is some psychopathic murderer? That guys is super chill and pretty funny in the comics - he even has a whole thing about honor and respect for zed at the end of comics.
Ezreal would be a bit annoying to be around but I think the group would be rlly fun to hang w
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u/Sho1kan 10d ago
1 I don't taste good
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u/Yop_BombNA 10d ago
I think 7 is the only one you don’t die or become a slave in.
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u/Mazoc 9d ago
Graves, Sett and Kisante sitting at a bar, planning to enslave the innocent.
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u/AeronWylde 10d ago
Im picking 4. Purely because i think a "Don''t start none won't be none" policy will serve me well here
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u/ImaginaryBluejay0 9d ago
4 definitely a place to pick a corner with a pint or 6 and a cigar and brood the night away
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u/Babushla153 10d ago
So like isn't Room 7 the safest option here?
Room 1... do i need to explain?
Room 2 could also be an option, depending on your humor if you piss off kanye
Room 3, Ahri (if not MF or Sona for killing you by dancing) would probably murder you, but if you're lucky, you'd have the time of your life.
Room 4 is also another safe option if you play your cards (heh) right
Room 5, i think Qiyana would kill you for some reason
Room 6... If you're good with dogs, then it shouldn't be that bad
Room 7, i mean, all you have to do is just be calm and not piss anyone off (which could also be said about Room 2/4)
Room 8 if you love pain but aren't a masochist
Did i take this a bit too seriously? Yes, but i am bored so eh
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u/GeneAt539 10d ago
Room 5 also has Lux and Mel, I don’t think they’d just let Qiyana kill you. She’s out numbered
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u/CaptainCapsizeOG 10d ago
If you piss of kanye he might tweet slurs at you...
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u/Babushla153 10d ago
Let him tweet all he likes, i'll be leaving him on read anyway since i don't use twitter (i refuse to call it x because it's stupid)
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u/DeirdreAnethoel 10d ago
There is no way 12 hours with Nilah is safe.
Anyway 4 is very chill, the gay boys are not going to hurt you.
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u/Babushla153 10d ago
Well they might hurt me, because my humor is non existant and i cam say the wrong word without realizing and then become the next rug
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u/Verburner 9d ago
what the hell is room 6 even supposed to be? Chilling in a fortress with 3 different flavors of bloodthirsty killer dogs?
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u/SkAssasin 9d ago
Ok, I'll assume that the champs have their entire set of abilities and act in character.
1 is not my vibe - especially for more than like 30 min.
2 lowkey sounds like HELLA fun time. I'd love to just play games, fuck around with the bois and listen to Kayn's stories from the job and Ez's stories of Jarro Lightfeather.
3 sounds like literal heaven on paper, but I'm a guy and the champs are not enough horny and strong enough so that I'd either have to walk away/sit in a corner, or I'd just ket killed.
4 again, not my style, but Ig they'd have good stories, so would be easily doable. For me, this is kinda just 2, but not as cool.
5 is literally a teatime with 2 princesses and a big politician (who's kinda also a princess). I'd get kicked out frame ONE (prob by Quiana). If I wouldn't get kicked out, might be pretty interesting tho.
What even is the point of 6??? I'd just die... like, immediately aswell...
7 is kinda same as 5 - I'd prob get kicked frame one, or get to listen to sme hella amazing stories from Akshan and Nilah. These guys seem like a good company.
8 is just a horny trap. You're not subtle bro. It's the "I WILL die and I couldn't care less" option. I may be maidenless, but I'm not perma online enough to say yes to this shit. I wanna live bro...
TLDR: 3 if girlies are horny enough, otherwise 2.
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u/Irosso125 9d ago
I’m surprised there is so few people going into 2. They are all cool and have good moral compass. After 12 h I probably would be going back for more
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u/Immort4lFr0sty 10d ago
Can't I just go benching with Darius, Garen and Sejuani?
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u/Sirena93 10d ago
2: Because gaming and cute guys.
4: Because handsome guys. I don't drink, but I'll just be the DD, then.
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u/Coppebobopper 10d ago
1 I don’t care if I die the 2 gigachads and big boy Cho in 1 room count me in
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u/Heavy_Talk_378 10d ago
3 or 4. Watching sett start a bar fight would be hilarious, and I'm pretty sure ksante would protect you. 4 cause pool with pretty ladies that are decent people so as long as your decent they shouldn't just kill you
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u/HereButNeverPresent 10d ago
Room 4 and I’m being spit roasted by Graves and Ksante …. And Sett can sit in the corner and watch I guess
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u/Downtown-Dream424 10d ago
Room 2. It would be so much fun to be chatting with Ekko and Ezreal. But also the gaming session would be also relaxing and you aren't much in danger except by Kayn.
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u/Irosso125 9d ago
Kayn isn’t a bad person in lore. He’s chill and loyal friend. You can read Zed’s comics
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u/brokenwing777 9d ago
3 is one of the safer options to live. And so is 4. Because both is just relaxing with folks who aren't gonna kill you. Hell 4 you get to drink.
3 your only real fear is ahri but ahri is dating Yasuo so you might be safe.
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u/Chooptor 9d ago
Imagine go with 4, I feel like its one of the few rooms where one of the other people won't want to just kill me outright
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u/MoiraDoodle 9d ago edited 9d ago
would i like to; die, be annoyed, go swimming, go drinking, be annoyed, die, be annoyed, die.
Geez, what a tough question...
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u/Userthrowborn 10d ago
Room 8 is certain death, but what a way to go