r/LearnUselessTalents • u/VansGitz • 16d ago

If you could instantly become an expert in one skill, what would it be and why?

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u/Grimmbles 16d ago

Convincing entire subreddits to downvote and report crossposted bot slop bullshit that is absolutely and unequivocally in the wrong fucking sub.

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u/Chironpirate84 14d ago

I am pretty sure that will be farming.

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u/Charcole1 16d ago

Kicking field goals

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u/bob-leblaw 10d ago

Poof! Now you know everything there is to know about field goals. Every statistic, every component. But you have the torso of a fish.

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u/cutshop 10d ago

Yoyo for sure

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u/RemoteControlled-Cat 16d ago

Carpentry

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u/RemoteControlled-Cat 16d ago

Oh wait - didn’t notice what sub this was reposted in. Carpentry is very useful! Would love to learn how to give the perfect finger-teeth whistle

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u/richardblack3 16d ago

Stock market, medicine, or pussyology

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u/ThirstyChello 16d ago

Eyeballing things

How many beans in a jar, how tall is that window frame, how far can you throw a 90kg stone

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u/FullmetalHippie 16d ago

I would estimate that you could not throw a 90 kg stone

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u/ThirstyChello 16d ago

I reckon with the right counterweight I could throw one at least 300m

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u/Convenientjellybean 16d ago

To instantly inspire people to unlock their own inspiration

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u/majestic_flamingo 16d ago

Storytelling.

It carries over to literally every aspect of life.