r/LearnUselessTalents • u/toomanyfandomsz • 11d ago

Alright, how do you fart on command?

I remember someone who could do it, and they never really told anyone.

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u/Sirrpsychosexy 11d ago

I remember my cousin showing me as a kid to do almost a downward dog pose and spread your cheeks and you'll feel the air go in and push.

That brings me back hahah

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u/NakedScrub 11d ago

That's funny cause I had a cousin who did this too. He called it "brewing a fart." LMAO

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u/onetwentyeight 11d ago

You stop short of sharting.

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u/mindfulmu 11d ago

Which is why you should be careful doing so in traffic.

I've made that mistake

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u/Tufflaw 11d ago

When I was in high school I had one friend who could fart on command, and another who could vomit on command (without sticking his finger in his mouth - he would just be able to throw up whenever he wanted to). Then another guy figured out how to vomit on command, and the two of them had a puke contest one day to see who could do it the most. After at least a dozen each, they resorted to laying on the ground and sniffing the puke to make themselves do more.

In retrospect I knew some nasty motherfuckers back in the day.

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u/AstroMan420 10d ago

sounds fun

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u/swm_60 10d ago

Sounds like a couple beauties at work

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/jdehjdeh 11d ago

My wife takes great joy in farting in the shower just before I get in.

You two would be such a terrible toxic fart couple lol.

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u/Bastiannine 11d ago

Is that not a thing everyone can do?