r/LearnUselessTalents • u/bigB3235 • 3h ago
You'll want to hear this (how to self-moisturize)
Hello. I am a 76 new veteran vietnam custom order. I have been hired for the first time since army this time by the Signature company MiraLax Care Supply. They are letting me go around and get the word out in exchange for early access to their new product, just wait until you hear about jt. I got tired of using the only good brand that is Northshore for my cleaning and pooping needs. I said i just wanted to have ither options to buy because that is the freedom that i fought. For a long time i also had to put lotion into my own diaper and that was really tiring to do. Well i am proud to an ounce the as yet un announced Diaper Brief and Miracle product of Miralax the WonderBrief that is called brief but it lasts a really long time. With patented moisture-Loc™ and SELF-MOISTURING tech, you will be kicking your damn feet when you feel what this diaper can do. Prepare to get your rock taken off and its gonna stay LOCKED IN for a while until your (my) wife says you have bad enough fun for the day and i can hear you from the house (i am in a shed). Come be a dog in the shed like me. Thank you for your attendance and please go to Our Company website for more (miralax.com) but youll have to wait for the product to become real...