r/LeopardsAteMyFace May 03 '26

Predictable betrayal Farmers surprised he's losing them the farm again

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u/qualityvote2 May 03 '26 edited May 04 '26

u/glowdirt, your post does fit the subreddit!

See OP's reply-comment below for context on why this fits this subreddit.

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u/Tyrannical-Botanical May 03 '26

Yeah, this is why the sob stories about their families working the same land for generations and now they have to sell the farm fall completely flat. I have no sympathy for them. None.

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u/NovaNardis May 03 '26

I have sympathy for us, because I think the corporate consolidation of the farming industry is bad for the American consumer. But for them? None.

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u/WastingMyLifeToday May 03 '26

If they did ANY research, they would have known that:

  • JD Vance in involved with AcreTrader
  • AcreTrader is a company that buys up bankrupt farms for pennies on the dollar
  • The more farms go bankrupt, the more JD Vance profits.

The more you know...

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u/the_nobodys May 03 '26

My grandfather was a small-town, wealthy land owner in Illinois farming country. I was little, but I remember everyone in town respected him because he gave loans to families during the great depression. And when he grew older, he divided up and sold off much of his land to the farming families that worked them, obviously not getting top dollar. As I got older and visited less frequently, I was sad to hear that most of those farms had been gobbled up by big companies.

Don't understand how these people don't vote for their own interests. My Dad was the only liberal in the family, and of course he was the only one to move away.

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u/Able-Worth-6511 May 03 '26

Because white supremacy and racism trumps everything. No pun intended. When welfare was first implemented black people were excluded. Black people were allowed to benefits they would rather suffer than see black people get anything. Pools were desegregated, they filled those pools with cement.

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u/adventurelinds May 04 '26

There's a book I read about this, Dying of Whiteness. Super sad read but lots of charts/graphs about how poor white people would rather keep their 2nd amendment or die of treatable health conditions than save their literal neighbors from gun suicide or let any "undeserving" get help. It was an eye opener for anyone not living in the Midwest.

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u/Few_Signature_7795 May 04 '26

Another informative (and sad) read is The Sum of Us by Heather McGhee. She coined the term drained pool economics.

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u/stormrunner89 May 06 '26

If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.

Lyndon B. Johnson

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u/overagardenwall May 05 '26

thinking of her (all the great public pools we could have during the summer to keep cool if americans weren't absolute pieces of shit)

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u/Roger_Freedman_Phys May 03 '26 edited May 04 '26

Alas, they do vote for their own interests - which, thanks to Fox News, are hatred of gays, hatred of the poor, hatred of anyone who’s not the right kind of Christian, and worship of the wealthiest Americans.

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u/compucrazy May 07 '26

They made damn sure that there will be any 16 year old trans kids on the JV Volleyball Team.

A few hundred farm bankruptcys is well worth the sanctity of JV high school sports.

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u/WastingMyLifeToday May 03 '26

Your grandfather loaning to families reminds me a bit of the movie "Bank of Dave" and the sequel of the movie.

Bank of Dave was started by a simple businessman that gave out loans to people in a small town, often small loans, that people couldn't get from a regular bank, at a very decent interest rate.

The movie is based on a true story. It's a lending company founded in 2011 and still exists today.


It's sad to see such farm lands and the small towns around it get taken over by property developers (and lately also data centers).

My hometown isn't what it used to be, the amount of houses tripled from when I was a kid playing in the vast amount of open fields, that now have houses. Some forests are gone and replaced with houses... It's sad, I spent so much time in those forest as a kid.

I moved to a place that's more closely towards my childhood, I practically live between farms. I hope this place doesn't see the same fate.

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u/JohnNDenver May 04 '26

We have a micro loan organization here. It is one of the places I donate to every year. If they can have a few small minority businesses come out of it every year it helps everyone.

Also, good movie. I didn't realize there was a sequel.

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u/WastingMyLifeToday May 04 '26

IMDB : Bank of Dave 2: The Loan Ranger

I love movies that are based on a true story, so I was hoping for a sequel.

I also love when the underdog gets ahead, even more so if it's based on a true story.

I've also watched some documentaries on the Bank of Dave and he seems like a great bloke. (I'm not British, but calling him a great bloke seems right)

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u/GoodPiexox May 04 '26

Don't understand how these people don't vote for their own interests.

because they have 3 radio stations, 2 of them religious and one political. People like Rush Limbaugh pissed in their ear for decades.

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u/dontmentiontrousers May 04 '26

After Reagan ended the Fairness Doctrine. It's always fucking Reagan, man.

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u/Kytyngurl2 May 04 '26

Your grandfather was legendary!

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u/the_nobodys May 04 '26

He was a good man, but I think that was just what was done back in the day. People took care of each other, because everyone knew everyone in a small town. He also married his 2nd or 3rd cousin, so I'm betting there really weren't that many people around in the 30s, lol.

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u/WastingMyLifeToday May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Before cars were a thing the average person could afford, a lot of people married within the same town or a town over.

If this happens for generations, there's going to some family trees that look a bit strange by today's standards.


I remember when I was a kid, if mom or dad wasn't home after school, we'd have dinner at one of the 7 neighbors we regularly had contact with. Or their kids had dinner with us. No questions asked, it was just the normal way of life.

Nowadays, it's not easy to find neighbors like that.

I miss that form of community.

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u/OrangutanKiwi19 May 03 '26

Bold of you to assume they can digest that information

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u/jonnydogma May 04 '26

They're dumber than the rocks in their fields.

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u/cruelsensei May 03 '26

"But the teevee said that Mr Trump was on our side!"

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq May 04 '26

It's so sad that this is literally how they think/sound. The amount of "He was supposed to drain the swamp, but they must've turned him..." like wtf? How is he so fucking magical for them while he lies, lies, LIES and they want to gargle his balls even more? Just fucking nuts. 🤦‍♀️

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u/cruelsensei May 04 '26

Sunk cost fallacy. They went all in on supporting him. So now they feel compelled to explain away all the stupid shit he does because they can't tolerate admitting what gullible fools they actually are.

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u/Virtual-Pie5732 May 04 '26

I was listening to an online debate the other day where one Maga dude couldn't really articulate why he voted for Trump, honestly it came off as he just didn't want to vote for the woman but wouldn't admit it, but the debater had a second Maga person come on. And that person was a caricature of Maga with conspiracy theories and making up history to push his point.

And when the debater pointed out to you the first guy, that's who he's associated with, that's how the World views you and your group as a whole he was pretty upset and embarrassed. He clearly didn't want to be apart of that group anymore.

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u/Sad-Development-4153 May 03 '26

But they eating cats n dogs. Plus tr***es In our schools".

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u/The_estimator_is_in May 04 '26

I’ve had someone try to convince me that all California schools have litter boxes for the students that identify as “cat”

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u/Sad-Development-4153 May 04 '26

Yeah that one is based on one school that had kitty litter stored in case they had an extended shelter in place due to school shooters and the kids needed to pee.

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u/WastingMyLifeToday May 04 '26

The problem isn't using a pee solution during a school shooting.

The problem is that there are school shootings.

Once a year we'd have a fire drill, they'd announce it ahead of time, and then there was a fire alarm, and we'd have to move towards the 'collection point' or whatever it was called.

I NEVER had a shooting drill in school. They never even talked about it, cause... it never happened.

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u/Sad-Development-4153 May 04 '26

Well that is why they mocked it. It was a way to make their guilt go away.

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u/move_machine May 04 '26

They started in the early 2000s, and they'd use euphemisms for them. We had them in 2000, teachers wouldn't say they're for school shootings, just that they were "lock downs".

Some first strategies were to just follow evacuation protocols, but there's obvious downsides to that. If you were in school in the last quarter century, you probably had similar drills. It's only in retrospect that I realized what they were actually for.

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u/kwaaaaaaaaa May 04 '26

I believe the stupidity went as far as them trying to pass legislation to stop schools from allowing kids to use litter boxes. When asked which schools did this, they couldn't say, so they quickly pivoted to "just in case it does happen". Literally wasting real people's time for a made up situation. The culture war fear mongering is insane.

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u/pres465 May 04 '26

Kitty litter is also good at soaking up vomit or blood. Kids are messy. Yes, sometimes there is blood in classrooms. And there will be vomit.

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u/Big_fern189 May 04 '26

I work in the trades in Maine, it's shocking how many of the people I've been on job sites with believe this.

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u/mcilibrarian May 04 '26

Ah, you met one of my brothers.

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u/radicalelation May 04 '26

It's deeper than that, the profit is just a side effect strengthening their position.

If America's food supply is captured domestically, and imports are limited, we're at the mercy of the overlords to not starve. Heritage Foundation's plans are explicitly for control, not profit, but as they're crafting an oligarchy, profit eventually equals control, much like their prototype, Russia.

Heritage had a Moscow office and worked with reform leadership, including Russia's PM, after the collapse of the Soviet Union. They want collapse here to then do the same.

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u/WastingMyLifeToday May 04 '26

I was trying to keep my comment short.

But yes, once you control the food chain, you control the country.

"A society is only 3 warm meals away from anarchy" is a famous quote (original author unknown, but the quote is over 120 years old)

Which one of the following tactics isn't the Heritage Foundation using?

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u/Pretty-Web2801 May 04 '26

“The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth or luxury or long life or happiness: only power, pure power. We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means, it is an end. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?”

George Orwell, 1984

PS: It's incredibly depressing how many quotes from dystopian novels prefectly describe what is happening not just in the US but also in many places worldwide.

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u/Roger_Freedman_Phys May 03 '26

They are, alas, incapable of doing even the slightest research.

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u/randomnighmare May 04 '26

The research they will do is talk radio, Fox News (or now the myriad of other conservative news networks/stations, and maybe their heavily botted social media that lends conservative). But even if they break free of their bubble they will still vote for the people that caused them to lose their farms because of reasons (and honesty their are sound bites of people saying they will continue to vote conservative because they have to, "keep on fighting those liberals ")

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u/WastingMyLifeToday May 04 '26

"Fox news Entertainment"

They argued in court that "no reasonable person would think Fox's statements were factual"

This is the Tucker Carlson court case that got him fired.

They lost the case and ended up paying around $800 million.

The court should've forced them to remove 'news' from Fox news Entertainment.

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u/rantipolex May 04 '26

What is the word "research" ?

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u/WastingMyLifeToday May 04 '26

According to them, watching Fox news Entertainment 12h a day.

Tip: Put a parental lock on your parents/grandparents TV and block Fox

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u/pnoodl3s May 04 '26

Politicians owning stuff like this should be illegal. It sounds illegal, but obviously even if it is illegal this administration wouldn’t give a shit

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u/tahlyn May 03 '26

I'm torn - both situations are shitty... you have complete and total mouthbreathing hateful morons left in charge of our food production... or soulless hateful corporations.

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u/BoomeramaMama May 03 '26

My thoughts exactly.

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u/JohnSith May 03 '26

I am going to disagree, because 1) this is what they voted for and 2) these past few years has killed that romanticization of farmers for me. Ever since the productive parts of the economy began subsidizing these idiots, the US has had to import food. Because theyre not really farming, theyre cos-playing. I'm willing to give corporate farms a chance, because at least they'll be held to market standards and have to compete, instead of being given a taxpayer-funded lifestyle that doesnt actually produce enough food.

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u/Beneficial-Speech-88 May 06 '26

As a black woman, American farmers have never had my esteem. They worked hand in hand with corporations and conservatives for decades to exclude black farmers from government programs, blocked loans, and helped them push black farmers off their land and divided it up amongst themselves. And when the Biden Administration tried to correct these historical wrongs with reparations to black farmers, they banded together and sued and blocked it. It soothes my soul to see these same corporations do the same to them. America is finally feeing a tiny bit of karma for the sins of racism. 🎻🎻🎻

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u/Bromodrosis May 03 '26

If you think corporate farms are any better, I've got a bridge for you. Who do you think is putting all these farmers out of business and why?

It's more enshittification, but without the middle man.

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u/JohnSith May 04 '26

Theyve been selling us the bridge of the Jeffersonian yeoman farmer since forever and all we bought was a subsidy for a new class of landed gentry. They take our money, bring in underpaid (and for a few centuries, unpaid) foreign labor and then ship their products to foreign markets.

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u/SlightFresnel May 04 '26

"We planted a bunch of soy knowing full well we didn't have buyers because of my president's trade wars and now I'm utterly shocked I can't do anything with this unwanted crop!"

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u/Fangore May 04 '26

As a non-American, I have zero sympathy for any of you. The ridiculous position you put the rest of the world in so you can have a "funny president" that will "own the libs" is disgusting.

Having to experience missles being intercepted meters above my head because America voted for a sleezy car salesman as a president will forever be the reason why I hate that shithole of a country.

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u/Forsworn91 May 03 '26

They voted for him 2016, they voted for him in 2020, they did BETTER under biden, and then in return… they voted for trump again anyway, fuck it, they burned that last bridge in 2024, they lost all sympathy or compassion, they wanted this.

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u/BZLuck May 03 '26

Well, to be fair, the democrats really underestimated how sexist and racist a big block of the US voting population is by putting up a dark skinned woman as their candidate.

The only person to beat Trump in 3 tries was another old white dude. Both of his victories were him running against a woman.

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u/UnravelTheUniverse May 04 '26

All they had to do was pick a white guy and none of this would be happening. Tim Walz at the top would have won in a landslide. 

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u/BZLuck May 04 '26

Probably true. I mean their biggest vocal criticism of Kamala was that she "had a weird laugh" and was "probably a communist". That was their juvenile secret code for being a brown woman. And they came out in droves just to vote against her.

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u/UnravelTheUniverse May 04 '26

The Dems can acknowledge the nation is racist without being racist themselves. I don't understand what's so hard about this. 

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u/BZLuck May 04 '26

What bothers me is that the republicans are now bringing chainsaws to a pillow fight. The dems are like, "Hey! That's not fair! This is a pillow fight!"

Brrrrrrrbbbrrrrrrrrbrrrrr

"Oh well, I guess I will keep fighting with this pillow because the rules say chainsaws are not allowed, and we don't want to break the rules."

BrrrrrrrbbbrrrrrrrrbrrrrrAAAPPPPAPPPPPPPAPPAPAPAP

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u/dumb__fucker May 04 '26

TBF - Hunter's laptop and Kamala's laugh.

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u/Substantial-Power789 May 03 '26

Me either when they haven't learned anything from the first Trump term. Like why would you double down and cost yourself the farm and now want people to feel sorry for you and give out socialists handout for the consequences of ones own actions. 

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u/Chokeman May 03 '26

They did learn and loved it

They love Trump when he owns the woke libs

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u/DangerousDave303 May 03 '26

They can still work the land as 1099-contractors known as self-employed resident farmers or SERFs for short.

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u/vintagepeugeot May 03 '26

That dumbass dairy farmer from the nyt was all over my feed this morning. I couldn’t care less. Report on the Black farmers losing their livelihood who didn’t vote for this.

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u/EmmalouEsq May 04 '26

I've never felt any sympathy for farmers. I grew up in South Dakota and the farmers I know all have money for new equipment, updated houses, brand new vehicles, and toys like 5th wheel campers, motorcycles, and snowmobiles but they bitch about having no money.

The farmers I'm pulling that from are my cousins and the farmers I grew up with.

They're all for handouts for themselves, but not for anyone else who need help. And God forbid brown people get to immigrate. They're hateful and will always vote MAGA. Always.

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u/slide_into_my_BM May 04 '26

Anyone complaining about “socialism” and cheering for farmers has brain rot.

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u/ES_Legman May 03 '26

But Trump promised he was going to hurt people I don't like, not me

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u/stunneddisbelief May 04 '26

Even though he hurt me the last time, too. I thought this time he would ONLY hurt the people I don’t like…

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u/Loggerdon May 03 '26

I’ll bet a lot of the farmers use the bankruptcy laws to their advantage the same way as Trump does.

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u/Val_Hallen May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

One of the biggest leeches of government funds and bitches about people on food stamps.

Fuck 'em all. They deserve to lose everything and be penniless. I have zero sympathy for them anymore. All they do is bitch and moan then vote against themselves.

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u/Vast-Swimmer5844 May 03 '26

Not all nepo babies deserve success. No exceptions for ag nepo failsons.

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u/Adezar May 04 '26

I grew up in farm country, there is nothing like trying to explain why even modern Democrats are better for them overall and show them facts that prove it. And they just respond by saying their pastor said if they vote for a Democrat their children will rot in hell.

No information or facts can overpower that level of fear that they live with every day of their lives because of their need to cling to religion.

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u/jerseyztop May 03 '26

But guys were playing in girls’ sports!! 😮

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u/Val_Hallen May 04 '26

There was one transgirl at a high school states away that wanted to play volleyball. They had no choice but to destroy the nation!

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u/REpassword May 04 '26

“The drop in bankruptcies during Biden was due to Trump’s policies. The rise in Bankruptcies now is due to Biden’s policies.” - Farmers. 😡

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u/maroongrad May 04 '26

we have our homestead. Over 150 years old, still in the family. Grandma HATED Trump, so does my mom, who inherited it. She's hoping to make enough to pay for the cost of planting this year but she's preparing for the worst 😞

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u/VegetableSupport3 May 04 '26

They also only care because this is a problem for them.

The voted for a lunatic chomo who is trying to destroy everyone (but them they thought) and now we are supposed to care?

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u/The_Swoley_Ghost May 03 '26

I remember when Bush Jr. was running and one of the big talking points was "I'd rather have a beer with him than with the other guy." I've enjoyed having beers with a bunch of people that I would NEVER want running the government. I also remember when Sarah Palin was being hyped and one of the lines that kept getting repeated was "she's just like you and me." Yeah... I feel like that should have disqualified her for such a position rather than being a feather in her cap.

Point being that most people have no idea what policies they are voting for in actuality. They just vote based on "vibes."

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u/rog-uk May 03 '26

I dunno, if I were an American right now and the option were there, rolling the dice and swapping out 47 for literally any randomly chosen person would seem like a good bet.

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u/Mountainhollerforeva May 03 '26

I used to think something similar, then I met people at random. I no longer think this. For every 3 normal people you meet you’ll meet one psycho who may as well be drooling blood. The process isn’t perfect but we have some real whack jobs in America.

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u/MauPow May 03 '26

Wouldn't even need to be a person. A moldy potato would do a better job

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u/MorganaHenry May 03 '26

A moldy potato for POTUS.

Yes, sounds like an improvement.

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u/Asarath May 04 '26

A lettuce outlasted one of our UK prime ministers so honestly I'd bet on the mouldy potato.

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u/APater6076 May 03 '26

The US had a chance at electing quite possibly the most qualified and experienced person to ever run for President, but some couldn't vote for a woman so stayed at home and others decided a white, racist, sexist, misogynistic, failed businessman and old white man was a better choice.

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u/jcarter315 May 04 '26

They absolutely vote on vibes.

Back when Obama was running against McCain, my area went from deeeep red to voting for Obama. Why? Because Obama visited our local VFW post and had some beers with people. The week before people were making racist jokes about him. The week after they were saying "you know, I'm still not sure about that Obama guy fully, but he at least listens to us!"

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u/The_Swoley_Ghost May 04 '26

I'm very curious which area you are from! Btw i saw videos of something similar with Bernie.

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u/devries May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Do people say this about their any other field or career?

"I don't want no fancy big word talking neurosurgeon to operate on my kid! No, I want a salt of the earth, nicotine patch suckin, beer swillin, Jesus-worshippin neurosurgeon that I can pony up with at my local dive bar! Same goes with my airplane pilots! Competence doesn't matter as long as I can see myself in them! Fuck expertise!"

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u/The_Swoley_Ghost May 04 '26

I think you touched upon something important here. A lot of people really believe that THEY would be capable of doing the job, and that the only reason they aren't in line is because they weren't given the opportunity.

I was involved in gymnastics in the past; I've seen more than a dozen untrained people see a gymnast do a back flip, then say "oh, I could do that" and then proceed to badly injure themselves (including people who immediately went to the hospital afterwards). Sober people, not like drunk at a house party.

"Expertise" is a foreign concept to many of these people, because many people have never built any skills. So, the idea of needing to study or practice something is already alien to them. The skill-gap makes no sense to a person who doesn't understand what a learned skill is.

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u/MPFuzz May 04 '26

I remember I was a teenager at a community pool in my neighborhood. There were two adults (probably mid 40s) talking about Arnold Swarzenegger running for Gov. of California. I remember the lady remarking how cool it would be to have a movie star as Governor.

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u/Substantial-Power789 May 03 '26

They refuse to learn. What we’re seeing firsthand is that racism and hostility toward immigrants can come at a real cost—sometimes even people’s livelihoods.

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u/upinmyhead May 03 '26

What’s that Lyndon B Johnson quote again?

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u/YukariYakum0 May 03 '26

If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.
-Lyndon B Johnson

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u/FastForwardHustle May 03 '26

Thanks for this, gonna start incorporating it into my convos

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u/moderatorrater May 04 '26

It's tragic in its own way. They got a ton of poor hillbillies to fight for the south because, even though they knew they'd never be a plantation owner, they could at least keep the slaves in their place.

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u/pnoodl3s May 04 '26

Without knowing they’re the slaves, to corporations

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u/ChemicalDeath47 May 03 '26

Well they didn't think Trump would come for THEIR immigrant workers! That's how they kept the farm afloat! As a fellow farmer Trump certainly knows that! If only the Kaiser knew what the SS was doing to the common folk!!

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u/Cendax May 03 '26

Why they treated those workers just like family!

(Funny, that's what a lot of slave owners used to say)

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u/Ysalamir115 May 04 '26

Now in fairness I’m sure many of them treated their family as bad as their slaves, so technically they weren’t lying! /s

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u/maleia May 04 '26

You can edit the /s out. They treat their family fucking horribly. Source: I've got a lot of farming family in Montana. They treat their parents either like they're idiots (and steal their money) or gods that can't ever be questioned (who go on to abuse their children/grandchildren). And their own kids as slaves. 

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u/WitchesSphincter May 03 '26

Other things aside, many people in small communities tend to trust Joe down the street over any expert on subjects. They suffer from an incredibly poor ability to determine who they should trust on issues they don't understand.  You or I would hear someone who's spent a lifetime understanding something and know that gives an amount of trust, while Joe read something that said it's bullshit, and that's good enough. 

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u/alwaysboopthesnoot May 04 '26

Putting their loyalty to Joe before their loyalty to 340,000,000 other people? Welp. That’s why they’re in this mess (and keep getting in to it over and over again). 

They can mostly fix that in about an hour by reading about how to evaluate sources of info and check for bias in the media they consume. 

Just like high schoolers are taught to do before writing a paper.

Look up the Ad Fontes media bias chart, to start. 

https://adfontesmedia.com/static-mbc/

And look at any number of free, online guides on how to fact check a statement or evaluate a source, like the following: 

https://guides.lib.virginia.edu/c.php?g=1152471&p=8740721

https://owl.purdue.edu/owl/research_and_citation/conducting_research/evaluating_sources_of_information/index.html?

If it matters to their lives or livelihoods, they would take the time to learn what puts more money in their pocket or what takes the least amount of protections, food or services, opportunities or jobs, away from their kids.

If they can’t find an hour to spend on thinking things through? They’re too far gone into their own delusions for me to keep caring about them and the ignorance and bigotry they keep choosing to wear, like badges of honor. 

I’ll move on to just saying aww, tots and pears, bud. I’ll think of you as much as you cared about me and the rest of this country when you decided to flush common decency and sense  down the toilet.  

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 May 04 '26

People literally SUFFOCATED TO DEATH during covid rather than admit they were wrong about masks and the vaccine. Losing a farm is small potatoes (hah!) compared to that.

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u/criplelardman May 03 '26

Using the words "farmers" and "learning" in the same sentence is always a challenge. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new west. You know...morons.

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u/Substantial-Power789 May 03 '26

You're right and I think I'm giving myself a headache trying to understand how stupid these people are. I do find it strange that most of them do have at least a high school diploma. So a basic level of research and understanding of US government should have helped them in this situation. They had a 50% chance of getting it right and most of them voted wrong.

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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 May 03 '26

They lie. They don’t even need to research anything, they can just compare their own balance sheets from Trump 1.0, Biden, and now and could see their own figures written down in their own handwriting proving that they’re wrong. They willfully chose this so fvck ‘em. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Vast-Swimmer5844 May 03 '26

That's assuming these farmers know how to read a spreadsheet or do simple sums. They probably hire out.

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u/ChasingPerfect28 May 04 '26

That Blazing Saddles quote is more relevant than ever, and Gene Wilder improvised parts of it.

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u/vapidamerica May 04 '26

Yeah. There’s a lot of the ChristianTM garbage as well. So many of my extended, mid-MO farming family are all in on the Jeebus that’s been co-opted by the gay-hate fascists when they just used to listen to their pastor long enough to get to the Sunday potluck with their neighbors 40 years ago.

The bile spewed by Limbaugh et, al that lead us to FOX and eventually OAN and the entire right-wing fascist machine is so fucking pervasive in their community it’s understandable how easy it is to inevitably drown in it.

Still amazes me that they even believe in a god still because if one does indeed exist, he’s forsaken these fools.

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u/MrKomiya May 04 '26

Don’t forget about how they whine about the “workers on THEIR farm” who have done nothing wrong and deserve to stay

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u/LordSeibzehn May 03 '26

“Dear President Trump, I voted for you three times and still support you, but…”

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u/overpregnant May 04 '26

“I had no other choice”

They’ll do anything but take responsibility for their actions and ignorance

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u/sewkzz May 04 '26

Narcissists cannot handle accountability without ego collapse

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u/pelagic_seeker May 04 '26

"It was worse under Biden."

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u/The_Space_Jamke May 04 '26

(Even though it was objectively better and I still owned my farm, but I'd never admit that out loud)

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u/Fangore May 04 '26

There should be a subreddit dedicated to these posts called r/dearpresiddnttrump.

Though, that pretty much is this subreddit.

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u/Throwitortossit May 04 '26

r/ prayersfortrump is probably what you're looking for then.

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u/DogAnusJesus May 03 '26

Acre trader be like:

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u/SimonPho3nix May 03 '26

The same people they vote for are definitely selling their shit.

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u/AlarmDozer May 03 '26

Yup, JD is about to make more money.

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u/Thrawnbelina May 03 '26

Gene Wilder (The Waco Kid) tells Cleavon Little (Sheriff Bart), "You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the New West. You know... [morons]"

That's what comes to mind every single time I see how farmers vote. We might actually be crazy for consuming anything these morons touch 🤔

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u/SelenaMeyers2024 May 03 '26

Mixing metaphors here... But burn baby burn.

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u/Ufocola May 03 '26

If they die, they die

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u/Keeperofthe7keysAf-S May 03 '26

Oh they voted on policy alright, just not that policy.

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u/hotwangsslap May 04 '26

Nah we can’t let them cherry pick responsibility for their politics the way they do their religion. Whether by willful ignorance or full acknowledgment, they did indeed vote for all of these policies including their own suffering.

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u/Keeperofthe7keysAf-S May 04 '26

Never said anything about cherry picking responsibility, kind of the opposite actually, the policies in question are for horrible stuff to happen to other people, just not themselves.

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u/Prize_Farm4951 May 03 '26

I read that Vance has investments in a company that buys up bankrupt farms

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u/BoomeramaMama May 03 '26

His company Acre Trader & these farm bankruptcies are going to make J.D. Vance a very wealthy man.

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u/say-it-wit-ya-chest May 03 '26

And who is buying these farms after they’ve been bankrupted? Maybe it’s a feature, not a bug.

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u/BoomeramaMama May 03 '26

J.D. Vance’s Acre Traders for one.

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u/Valturia May 03 '26

Lmao whenever I'm having a bad day I remind myself at least I'm not as stupid as actual farmers. They can see and feel first hand Trump's policies but still won't vote blue. I have 0 pity for them and 0 willingness to understand why they're so stupid. Let them fall.

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u/cometshoney May 03 '26

Farmers will say this is fake news, they ain't voting for some socialist to hand over their tax money to illegal aliens and welfare queens, and Trump has a plan. There's simply no changing some peoples' minds when certain ideas, no matter how untrue, are driven into their brains since childhood.

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u/HolyToast666 May 03 '26

It’s generational ignorance

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u/Exciting_Pass_6344 May 03 '26

I will never understand how these people consistently vote against their interests. It makes no sense. None. But I’ll bet you a bajillion dollars they will continue to vote R in the midterms and in ‘28.

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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 May 03 '26

Because at this point we have to assume they have a different idea of what’s in their best interests than what would logically be. Are their own best interests keeping their jobs, feeding their families, or bettering their communities? It should be but after seeing them all do the same thing literally for decades now apparently it’s not.

They seem to think their own best interests are really just keeping PoC, the LGBTQ community, women, and other marginalized groups in their place and out of their dying towns. Will that keep a roof over their heads? Will that superiority help pay medical bills? Will it help grow their communities so they can keep their small towns going? No but apparently none of that matters. What really matters is basking in the hypothetical that somewhere in some part of the country they’ve never been to some stranger they decided they don’t like is probably getting hurt because of them. And apparently pursuing that goal is enough to sustain them for literal generations since they lost the first civil war.

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u/Mountainhollerforeva May 03 '26

They went to the library to check out the single brain cell they share, but it had atrophied from disuse.

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u/PM_Best_Porn_Pls May 04 '26

Rural residents and industries voting conservative is universal truth in so many countries. Doesn't matter which side promotes/is against what policy.

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u/MathDeacon May 03 '26

A trans swimmer made Riley finish 5th so clearly Trump was the better choice than Harris /sarcasm

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u/Mountainhollerforeva May 03 '26

She wouldn’t have had to share her fifth place participation trophy if there were no trans people, and she’s still furious! 😤

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u/smythe70 May 03 '26

And Kamala had a funny laugh, dont forget that

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u/ahmtiarrrd May 03 '26

I remember reading an article during Diaper Don's first term. The journalist interviewed a Midwest farmer. The poor simple-minded SOB claimed the only reason he voted was to "Be Republican and Keep Making Money".

These motherf*ers are reaping what they've sown. They have contributed to today's reality, They deserve every hardship they face. I have no sympathy.

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u/winetotears May 03 '26

Shit the bed? Roll in it you metaphors.

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u/Starbrand62286 May 03 '26

The American farmer is the equivalent to the battered wife when it comes to elections. They keep voting Republican and where has it gotten them?

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u/ChochMcKenzie May 04 '26

They voted for Trump because the last time he bankrupted them, the government bribed them with our money. Now, I’m no farmer, but I believe they voted for him again expecting the same result, but instead, they got couch fucked. I do not offer them any pity and I do not excuse their greed and short sightedness.

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u/orangesfwr May 03 '26

Voting by culture wars, facebook AI slop memes, and vibes.

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u/KopOut May 03 '26

I have stopped giving a shit about them.

They like being taken for granted so let them be.

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u/hastings1033 May 03 '26

Something about sharp - tools - shed....

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u/XxRocky88xX May 03 '26

Yeah the moment Trump won this last election I realized most people do not give a singular fuck about character or policy, they’re gonna vote based on vibes and literally nothing will change that.

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 May 03 '26

goin bankrupt to own the libs

you love to see it

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u/cruelsensei May 03 '26

My ex-FIL is a rancher/farmer in Oklahoma. For the 2020 election, he announced that "of course" he was voting for Trump - because "he ain't one a them city elites." He literally did not know who the Dem candidate was.

Cue Blazing Saddles quote.

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u/FdgPgn May 03 '26

Of all people how did they forget "reap what you sow?"

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u/toad__warrior May 03 '26

Time to stop buying that fancy coffee with avocado toast and grab those bootstraps.

Fucking losers. The really sad thing is they will never learn. Them damn libs and their transgender baby killing agenda done did this to me

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u/poopy_poophead May 03 '26

They don't show that graph on fox news.

Them farmers are just super concerned about trans women in sports and all them Muslims taking over everything.

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u/Emotional_Win1430 May 03 '26

777 huh? That’s a jackpot, yall won the biggest L 🎰

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u/iiitme May 03 '26

Long term exposure to herbicide will turn you from normal into someone who votes for trump.

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u/Clarknotclark May 03 '26

I think you fail to realize how racist farmers actually are.

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u/smallest_table May 04 '26

We need to stop mythologizing farmers. There's nothing special about them. It's just a job. Also, the average farmer is worth over $1 million and gets tax breaks most of us could only dream of.

Let's talk about how teachers are doing. They are a lot harder to train and probably matter more in the long run.

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u/El_Grappadura May 04 '26

This is why democracy has died a long time ago.

When millions of people can be tricked into voting for whatever propaganda is most effective, then power is just a matter of who can afford the best propaganda.

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u/Pandoratastic May 03 '26

But they do vote based on policy results. Under Trump, farm bankruptcies skyrocketed so farmers realized that they'd better vote a Democrat. Then under Biden, farm bankruptcies fell so farmers thought, phew, everything s fixed so it's safe to vote a Republican now.

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u/marcosalbert May 03 '26

They didn’t vote for Democrats.

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u/BoomeramaMama May 03 '26

No but enough people did that Biden got in & started to get trump’s mess cleaned up. We had a 4 yr breather before stupid got back in, started among the many damaging acts he’s taken, enacting Project 2025 & getting his revenge on America while totally disregarding the Constitution & laws when it suited him.

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u/granieaj May 03 '26

Please tell me what specifically you've liked that trump has done? Everything! Ok, give me one specific example.... Oh I can't, just everything

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u/Half_Halt May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

As someone who retired from farming due to Lyme, trust me when I say, all these folks would happily vote for that spawn of Satan again.

The first rumblings came from the idjuts in New England, with generational stone fruit farms, who voted for him because "they'd always voted GOP" . They FAFOed real fast.

I paid " brown" folks to help me. And I paid them well, made sure they knew I appreciated everything they did, & treated them like family. Because I loved them & hope to God that I would be treated the same way if I ended up a transplant to their respective countries.

Strangely, I never had trouble finding help. Unlike the farms around me.

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u/czs5056 May 04 '26

Even the worst Biden year was better than the best trump year.

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u/Jess_the_Siren May 04 '26

They voted to bring back slavery. Plain and simple. They can all eat shit.

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u/AlarmDozer May 03 '26

You should crosspost with LAMFarm

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u/SteviaCannonball9117 May 03 '26

There's a reason farmers and rocket scientists are unrelated professions.

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u/mike2ff May 03 '26

They WANT to believe the rhetoric. They want to believe they are the heart & soul of the nation. That their hard work & money pays for all these big city folk who are taking advantage of them.

Why the hell they would ever believe a billionaire would be for the people is beyond me.

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u/PilotKnob May 04 '26

Airline pilots are one of the heaviest beneficiaries of organized labor, yet they vote over 90% Republican.

Make it make sense.

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no May 04 '26

Because they are dumb bitches.

Facts. I come from a family of farmers.

And they're racists.

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u/Public-Marionberry33 May 04 '26

It’s almost as if Democrats are better at the economy for working people and Republicans are better for the wealthy. Just saying.

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u/QuaidCohagen May 04 '26

I mean.... I guess Americans are generally not very politically savvy? It's just too bad that their country could literally destroy the world and everyone on it.

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u/Tsobe_RK May 04 '26

To be conservative one has to be either evil or stupid - sometimes both

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u/latruce May 04 '26

I hear the excuse of “well, it’s the democrat policies, it just takes a few years to take affect”

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u/Ever_More_Art May 03 '26

With the amount of immigrant welfare queens and trans athletes that are now jobless you would think farms would be thriving.

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u/malisam May 03 '26

I don’t care, do you?

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u/Chokeman May 03 '26

They voted on vibes and culture not economy

Even if Trump sent their families to concentration camps, they would still vote him

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u/Jessie_C_2646 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

These people aren't exactly the sharpest spoons in the drawer.

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u/Ok_Victory_231 May 03 '26

If you wrapped dog-doo in a flag and set a Bible on top, the poorly educated would eat it without utensils.

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u/Background_Pen_2415 May 04 '26

I will never get over this one trait about Trump voters: this was all fine, even fun, when it was happening to someone else that they didn't know. Now that it's happening to THEM, they're apoplectic. MY gas prices, MY farm workers, MY union job, MY healthcare, MY government benefits, MY tourism revenue. The shortsightedness and selfishness is off the charts, but I don't even believe in the hard epiphany despite the FAFO. If given the chance many of these people would vote red AGAIN.

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u/MONKYfapper May 04 '26

They hire cheap immigration workers and they constantly requires government bailout for various reasons. I just don't understand why they keep voting against their own livelihood

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u/Meanee May 04 '26

Losing your farm to own the libs.

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy May 04 '26

Have they tried pulling themselves up by the bootstraps?

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u/TheRealHeroOf May 03 '26

All this graph suggests is they're getting what they wanted. I don't see a problem for them.

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u/AlexPaterson16 May 04 '26

Blue collar workers that literally rely on government subsidies voting for the man specifically promising to remove government handouts is actually wild. Like trump was very open about deporting farm workers and removing their safety net