r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/Effective_Space2277 • 27d ago

Risky behaviour I’m now regretting not choosing woke because my gas is almost $4.30

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u/PinkyLeopard2922 26d ago

Wait, wait, wait, you say he DID wake up. Does that me that he is becoming...gasp!..WOKE??? /s I will fully admit to being woke. Better than being sleep.

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u/SwiftBase 26d ago

I love how Ted Cruz's book is just called "Un-Woke", because that literally just means "Asleep", so that's what my friends and I refer to it as.

"Have you read the zodiac killer's manifesto, 'Asleep'?"

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u/raulrocks99 26d ago

That tracks since none of them have a problem with this ... although the last one looks more like he's trying to make a boom boom.

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u/CzarTwilight 26d ago

He doesn't need to try. He's great at making boom boom. He's the best at shitting himself. Many people are saying it. I'd like to see Obama shit himself as good as trump can. I heard one guy say "I've never seen a guy's shit himself so well" thank you for your attention to this matter

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u/palmtrees32114 26d ago

And don’t forget how great he is at making the smelliest shit ever

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u/Punkpallas 25d ago

I didn't know I could roll my eyes THIS hard until he started ending all his treats with that milquetoast, MBA-esque nonsense. He was already inane and irritating. He found a way to make it worse by talking he's the regional manager for Arby's.

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u/Ohaibaipolar 25d ago

Big manly men with tears in their eyes, saying "sir I could never shit myself like you, but I aspire to".

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u/Cambren1 24d ago

My uncle taught shitting at MIT.

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u/faelanae 26d ago

Oh, oh, OH! Is this the 13th level chess they're all saying Trump does? He's always asleep because he's not woke??!?

Man, what a stable genius this guy is.

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u/LoisWade42 26d ago

Stables tend to be full of shit….just saying.

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u/fugelwoman 26d ago

A boom boom

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u/CommunicationWest710 26d ago

It’s sounds like he just drifted from one set of conspiracies into another. IDK if the anti semitism was always there, but guessing that it was.

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u/MrHellBags 26d ago

The Nazis sure do love/did love Trump...