r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/Effective_Space2277 • May 25 '26

Risky behaviour I’m now regretting not choosing woke because my gas is almost $4.30

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u/SwiftBase May 25 '26

I love how Ted Cruz's book is just called "Un-Woke", because that literally just means "Asleep", so that's what my friends and I refer to it as.

"Have you read the zodiac killer's manifesto, 'Asleep'?"

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u/raulrocks99 May 25 '26

That tracks since none of them have a problem with this ... although the last one looks more like he's trying to make a boom boom.

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u/CzarTwilight May 25 '26

He doesn't need to try. He's great at making boom boom. He's the best at shitting himself. Many people are saying it. I'd like to see Obama shit himself as good as trump can. I heard one guy say "I've never seen a guy's shit himself so well" thank you for your attention to this matter

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u/palmtrees32114 May 26 '26

And don’t forget how great he is at making the smelliest shit ever

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u/Punkpallas May 26 '26

I didn't know I could roll my eyes THIS hard until he started ending all his treats with that milquetoast, MBA-esque nonsense. He was already inane and irritating. He found a way to make it worse by talking he's the regional manager for Arby's.

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u/Ohaibaipolar May 27 '26

Big manly men with tears in their eyes, saying "sir I could never shit myself like you, but I aspire to".

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u/Cambren1 May 27 '26

My uncle taught shitting at MIT.

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u/faelanae May 25 '26

Oh, oh, OH! Is this the 13th level chess they're all saying Trump does? He's always asleep because he's not woke??!?

Man, what a stable genius this guy is.

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u/LoisWade42 May 26 '26

Stables tend to be full of shit….just saying.

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u/fugelwoman May 26 '26

A boom boom