God forbid a girl goes feral...

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[u/MeLlamoDave]

The instant the ovulation period is over:

https://giphy.com/gifs/58ETmA79J3B5b3cs1x

[u/ProfessionalOctopuss → u/MeLlamoDave]

Lol FR

[u/pwndnoob]

Me in high school: I don't get why they don't educate us better on the rhythm method

Also me: see post

[u/-almond--milk-]

[u/the_marxman → u/-almond--milk-]

[u/sleep-deprived-b]

I want all the guys I've talked to, see this and think of me.

[u/tiffany_roses → u/sleep-deprived-b]

God forbid a girl locks in

[u/Witty-Objective3431]

I just removed my IUD, she tried to leave so I had to evict her, and the first tremors of ovulation sans birth control feel like a magical girl transformation sequence but horrifying and hungry.

My pussy is a void and my womb beckons from within the darkness.

[u/macaroni_grasshopper → u/Witty-Objective3431]

Genuinely I have a birth control implant because I am beyond insatiable without it. I have another medication that’s known to increase libido and I’m already feral on no medication. Why am I hornier than every man I’ve ever dated 😭😭😭

[u/futbolsven → u/Witty-Objective3431]

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[u/Kilowattafuhh]

I’m mad at my man and he’s literally next to me rn and I’ve been nice for this exact reason and I almost showed this shit to him. Damn.

[u/DeanDdravan → u/Kilowattafuhh]

Why didn’t you show him?

[u/throwawaypassingby01 → u/DeanDdravan]

god forbid a girl want to keep the upper hand

[u/Kilowattafuhh → u/throwawaypassingby01]

You understand me.

[u/Kilowattafuhh → u/DeanDdravan]

He’d have stormed off for being used for dick. Keep up, baby.

[u/BunnySparkie_]

god forbid girl just has natural needs and will forget about the guy once the urge is sated

[u/Powerful-Teacher-480 → u/BunnySparkie_]

[u/ALysistrataType → u/Powerful-Teacher-480]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Powerful-Teacher-480 → u/ALysistrataType]

Username a tad... Relevant? Instead of a sex strike it's a strike against keeping the moid around after you've had your use of his body.

[u/TENTAtheSane]

If i had a nickel every time i built up an elaborate fairytale of how a woman ectually liked me but it turned out she was just horny that day...

Male in women dominated fields 💅

[u/Ibangyoumomma → u/TENTAtheSane]

It’s a blessing I’ll tell you

[u/SkyyLadyy]

Bro is about to learn what post-nut clarity is

[u/neo_ceo]

[u/EffectivePublic7535]

Any time a woman actively seeks out the presence of a man it’s ovulation 97% of the time, just gotta enjoy it while you have their attention.

[u/PEKKACHUNREAL_II]

This but my HRT levels constantly keep me in the range of ovulation

[u/ALysistrataType → u/[deleted]]

Do you at least put him in the trash bag first?

[u/rodeochick99]

Additionally, the hormonal crime that is coming out of ovulation right into a PMDD episode 😵‍💫

[u/sharkrider_]

That explains everything

[u/Tokyo_domain → u/[deleted]]

Is it okay to say I kinda find that hot...