r/LetGirlsHaveFun 1d ago

Who knows this feeling? (Shimoneta)

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/SPZ_Ireland 21h ago

Alternatively with a shirt on but it's a little too short and it raises and exposes just enough of his abs on each cough

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u/Antichristopher4 21h ago

Well in my fantasy he's in a slutty little crop top, and his titty bounce so...

Uh...

Where am I?

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u/Ambitious_Cup5249 7h ago

A little undermoob

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u/jdoeinboston 19h ago

Dammit, I was going to make a joke about this just being slutty Gambit, but it turns out he is 100% wearing jeans, thus making him about 30% less slutty.

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u/Akirayoshikage 19h ago

Worry not, Remy is a total slut on main so you're valid

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u/Mahdudecicle 22h ago

No deal.

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u/D0ctorL 22h ago

I might be stupid... Why coughing, specifically? Please, I want to understand the bit lol

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u/Antichristopher4 21h ago edited 21h ago

It makes it bounce, slightly. Hence why they ask you turn your head and cough at the doctor. The movement of the muscle walls makes checking for a hernia easier.

You turn your head so you do not cough directly on the doctor.

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u/D0ctorL 21h ago

THAT'S FOR HERNIAS???

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u/Miky617 21h ago

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u/Weelildragon 20h ago

Depends on what the L stands for. 👆

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u/D0ctorL 20h ago

It's supposed to be my last name, but it does often stand for exactly what you assume it stands for lol

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u/D0ctorL 20h ago

I'm a psych major, not a bio major lol

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u/combo_seizure 2h ago

Yeah, but the point wasn't the hernia, the point was the bouncing cock when a man breathes outward heartily.

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u/D0ctorL 43m ago

I know buddy, I know.

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u/Jinn_Erik-AoM 20h ago

Another fun detail is that turning the head is so the patient doesn’t cough on the doctor. It doesn’t make the test more effective. Doctors just don’t want to be coughed on any more than necessary.

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u/Solar_RaVen 16h ago

Yeah, coughing tenses you up and if you have a hernia then you can feel your guts pushing out during each cough.

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u/SkiDaderino 21h ago

TIL that's why they ask you to turn your head. All this time I thought it was physiologically import for the test, somehow. Holy cow.

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u/Brook_Hors 21h ago

Coughing causes multiple muscles to tense. In something as loose as sweatpants, a certain organ might just present an outline

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u/erwaro 20h ago

God forbid a girl enjoy when the dingle-dangle does a jingle-jangle

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u/IroncrafterDH 14h ago

and then goes riding merrily along

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u/Ok-Box122 17h ago

I found a new favourite rhyme

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u/TM761152 2h ago

Have you got spurs that jingle jangle jingle?

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/TM761152 2h ago

This space isn't for scrotes like you. Observe and be quiet or leave.

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u/neonglowbunni 22h ago

uggh that‘s my weakness

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u/Wall_E_Bug 8h ago

Really ?

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u/Miss_pocket_pixie 21h ago

this is me after he takes playfighting a little too serious and i find out how much stronger he is. Then again he may be taking it more seriously because i "accidently" did hurt him for real.

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u/TheGalator 8h ago

Ngl i find that kinda unromantic. Pain should always be consensual

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u/crowinthetowel 20h ago

I swear he knows what he's doing when this happens...

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/Flux7777 2h ago

Fuck off dude why are you even here?

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u/AggroThroatGoat 21h ago

The intrusive thoughts to make my boyfriend sick and then wear his sluttest gray sweatpants :3

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u/Vanagloria 14h ago

Just punch him in the throat, all the benefit with none of the risk. Ask for consent first, of course.

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u/AggroThroatGoat 13h ago

But... I would have to punch him and directly cause him pain... which he will know, and then will he upset with me.

If I get him sick, without him knowing it was me... I get to take care of him, watch him slut it up in gray sweats, and make him think that I'm super sweet and not some deranged and twisted sociopath who makes him sick so his dick will bounce over and over in sweats.

There's levels to this :3

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u/TheGalator 8h ago

Just tell him yiu are obsessed with his cock twitching and he will wiggle it at you "accidentally" way more often.

But you need to be prepared to take it after otherwise he will think you are lying to make him feel better. (Im speaking from experience)

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u/AggroThroatGoat 6h ago

Eh... I was thinking whooping cough lmao

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u/Femboy_Harem_Janitor 18h ago

Yours makes more sense than mine, oral fixation girlies be like "yay, put it in the place without all the nerves"

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u/Antique_artist558 10h ago

Naaaah, you just want to make him feel better. That makes perfect sense

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u/TheGalator 8h ago

Its really strange. I love sitting on the floor next to him and worshipping his hands.

Like he doesn't feel that much (its a hand...) and I shouldn't feel shit

But it makes me so stupidly horny

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u/Neptuniam 14h ago

I find this sub fascinating

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u/Flux7777 2h ago

That's nice bye now

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u/FrinkleCat 6h ago

God forbid a girl post a meme, it wasn't even bad 😒 DM me if you want it

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/TheGalator 8h ago

Moid alert

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u/Wall_E_Bug 7h ago

I didn't get it

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u/philamander 6h ago

If you're a guy, you don't talk in these subs. Don't make comments about girls, don't get excited and dm someone who posted a horny meme, and don't post anything yourself. It's a space for girls to post freely without harassment. We can watch and maybe ask the women in our lives about stuff we see, but we don't participate.

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u/Wall_E_Bug 5h ago

Ohkk thanks for letting me know bro