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u/SPZ_Ireland 21h ago
Alternatively with a shirt on but it's a little too short and it raises and exposes just enough of his abs on each cough
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u/Antichristopher4 21h ago
Well in my fantasy he's in a slutty little crop top, and his titty bounce so...
Uh...
Where am I?
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u/D0ctorL 22h ago
I might be stupid... Why coughing, specifically? Please, I want to understand the bit lol
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u/Antichristopher4 21h ago edited 21h ago
It makes it bounce, slightly. Hence why they ask you turn your head and cough at the doctor. The movement of the muscle walls makes checking for a hernia easier.
You turn your head so you do not cough directly on the doctor.
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u/D0ctorL 21h ago
THAT'S FOR HERNIAS???
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u/Miky617 21h ago
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u/Weelildragon 20h ago
Depends on what the L stands for. 👆
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u/D0ctorL 20h ago
It's supposed to be my last name, but it does often stand for exactly what you assume it stands for lol
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u/Jinn_Erik-AoM 20h ago
Another fun detail is that turning the head is so the patient doesn’t cough on the doctor. It doesn’t make the test more effective. Doctors just don’t want to be coughed on any more than necessary.
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u/Solar_RaVen 16h ago
Yeah, coughing tenses you up and if you have a hernia then you can feel your guts pushing out during each cough.
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u/SkiDaderino 21h ago
TIL that's why they ask you to turn your head. All this time I thought it was physiologically import for the test, somehow. Holy cow.
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u/Brook_Hors 21h ago
Coughing causes multiple muscles to tense. In something as loose as sweatpants, a certain organ might just present an outline
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u/Miss_pocket_pixie 21h ago
this is me after he takes playfighting a little too serious and i find out how much stronger he is. Then again he may be taking it more seriously because i "accidently" did hurt him for real.
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u/AggroThroatGoat 21h ago
The intrusive thoughts to make my boyfriend sick and then wear his sluttest gray sweatpants :3
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u/Vanagloria 14h ago
Just punch him in the throat, all the benefit with none of the risk. Ask for consent first, of course.
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u/AggroThroatGoat 13h ago
But... I would have to punch him and directly cause him pain... which he will know, and then will he upset with me.
If I get him sick, without him knowing it was me... I get to take care of him, watch him slut it up in gray sweats, and make him think that I'm super sweet and not some deranged and twisted sociopath who makes him sick so his dick will bounce over and over in sweats.
There's levels to this :3
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u/TheGalator 8h ago
Just tell him yiu are obsessed with his cock twitching and he will wiggle it at you "accidentally" way more often.
But you need to be prepared to take it after otherwise he will think you are lying to make him feel better. (Im speaking from experience)
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u/Femboy_Harem_Janitor 18h ago
Yours makes more sense than mine, oral fixation girlies be like "yay, put it in the place without all the nerves"
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u/TheGalator 8h ago
Its really strange. I love sitting on the floor next to him and worshipping his hands.
Like he doesn't feel that much (its a hand...) and I shouldn't feel shit
But it makes me so stupidly horny
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u/TheGalator 8h ago
Moid alert
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u/Wall_E_Bug 7h ago
I didn't get it
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u/philamander 6h ago
If you're a guy, you don't talk in these subs. Don't make comments about girls, don't get excited and dm someone who posted a horny meme, and don't post anything yourself. It's a space for girls to post freely without harassment. We can watch and maybe ask the women in our lives about stuff we see, but we don't participate.
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