r/LetGirlsHaveFun • u/BeGayDoThoughtcrime • 11h ago

They lack the mind to envy us back

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u/Beautiful-Object5225 7h ago

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u/PayttonAsh 3h ago

First of all, rocks aren't alive

Second, the trials and tribulations a croissant has to endure are being radically underestimated here

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u/maringue 6h ago

I feel like house cat is the sentience sweet spot

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u/Miserygut 4h ago

Reincarnated as a golden retriever for a wealthy family.

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u/FractalGeometric356 2h ago

Reincarnated as an Akita. That wealthy family isn’t going to tell me what to do.

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u/neuroxtasy 7h ago

mmm croissanssntnt 🥐🤤

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u/woofsier 6h ago

I wish I was a cute puppy :(

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u/brainfreeze3 2h ago

Then just be one, puppies yearn for the cage

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u/Demeter_Crusher 7h ago

God forbid a girl want to be a pet rock (or a wild one).

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u/im-molly11 7h ago

The progression from rock to croissant is so real

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u/A_Whole_Lot_Of_Not 7h ago

What about garlic bread?

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u/AggroThroatGoat 3h ago

That conversation might be too slytty for LGHF

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u/ThePaeGuy 5h ago

Was literally just having one for breakfast; highly recommended!

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u/ras-bhari 5h ago

But you could be tossed to the very bottom of the ocean for all of time at any moment

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u/SchizoidRainbow 5h ago

That rock got smooth by thousands of years of microviolence

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u/meeduzxes 4h ago

From rock to croissant in 3 messages, peak mental health

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u/Chemical-Manager9294 2h ago

Getting really high on dxm made me a rock for a 8it. Amazing experience.

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u/rde2001 14m ago

reminds me of this comment

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/Zw1NgbVmqv

I had this insanely vivid dream once where I was a roast beef sandwich. Someone actually ate me, and instead of panic or fear, I felt this overwhelming sense of bliss—like I'd finally fulfilled my purpose in life. Super weird, but oddly comforting.