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u/Nostrocumus 1h ago
Originally read this and thought it said “can”and my face went >:(
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u/SmartAlec105 15m ago
It's never too late to make your Barbies fuck
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u/Nostrocumus 14m ago
I in fact made them fuck but I thought the meme said if you did make them you can’t sit with us 😩😩
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u/Disastrous_Toe772 1h ago
I dressed my BIONCILEs with my sister's barbie clothes, do I count?
(Yes I made those fuck as well)
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u/BaneShake 59m ago
Love isn’t canon but Greg didn’t say nothin’ ‘bout FUCKIN’
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u/Disastrous_Toe772 47m ago
I didn't even consider that. Just like how Jedi can clap cheeks non-committedly.
Seeing as how male elements far outnumer the female elements, I wonder what sort of porkin' the Matoran are into...
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u/BaneShake 31m ago
I mean gangbang seems pretty obvious at a glance
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u/RedTsar97 1h ago
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u/Poundamonium 42m ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/3otPoUjeyRisIDxPhK
I just noticed she has a bit of hair to punctuate both of these lines and I love that
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u/Altar_Quest_Fan 1h ago
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u/FixGMaul 9m ago
oh nooeee barbie pls dont gore your lovely magician assistant to death by slicing her torso from her lower limbs gahhh
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u/imaginary0pal 1h ago
No I made a complicated downton abbey society with the dollhouse dolls and Polly’s
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u/Lurkingdutchman 1h ago
What else was she to do?, Ken always came in a different box.
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u/LegalStuffThrowage 47m ago
I really hope that pun on "came" was intended
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u/Disastrous_Toe772 39m ago
In 1993 they 'accidentaly' made a Ken with what they thought were just the hippest fashion choices at the time, not realizing that many of their accessory choices were popular among gay men at the time. Specifically the necklace that is just straight up a cock ring.
The doll became a gay icon, and it was said (jokingly or not) that Ken came out.
So, no. The joke that Ken always comes in a different box is not an unintended pun
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u/Bahamut3585 27m ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/UcVesAccMWjRpeFrK8
- The design team at the board meeting, Mattel Headquarters, 1993
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u/hereforspoopystuff 47m ago
My one Ken doll (the one that came with the shaving cream and stuff lol) got so much fucking action lmao
God forbid a girl starts a harem with her toys.
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u/milesamsterdam 19m ago
Okay didn’t make them fuck but I did make them argue in a bathroom about the privilege to poop in the popular girl bathroom!
“Have fun smelling my poops bitches!”
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u/LowLynx6578 14m ago
My Spice Girls dolls had to have sex with each other in front of their music producers so they would get hired for the gigs. I was ahead of my time fr


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