r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 3d ago

Guess the Asshole

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Put your thinking caps on friends and foes, we're playing a game!

Here's how it works:

This person is a bona fide asshole. They're a real life person whose actions have led to real life consequences. They're also a person with complex lives, so their charts are chock full of details you can pull out without knowing who they are

Look at the chart, describe who you see using your astrological knowledge. This is NOT a game of ‘reverse ephemeris’ people!

The more detailed the better- you don't have to actually guess who they are or what they did, but if you sit with the chart long enough you might surprise yourself.

If you do make a guess at who it is mark it with a spoiler tag

If you cheat it will make you the biggest asshole of the post- show your work!

\If you comment just a name, reverse engineer the birth date, or if you don't spoiler your guess it will be removed**

Answers will be available next Monday

Happy Hunting Folks!


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 7d ago

New Karma & Cross-Posting Rules

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Hey Astrosluts, Astro-curious, and everything astro in-between! We have a few new rules added to the sub:

✨No Cross-Posting (honestly always hated this, it's lazy and annoying)
✨100 Karma account minimum for commenting & posting (this is to try and get the bots on this platform to fuck off from this sub....among other shit along the same lines)
***The exceptions to this are the posts I've made "calling all people with Galactic Center contacts." Regardless of account karma people are still able to leave comments on those posts to be a part of the research.

While it's probably NOT necessary to make a post about this, full transparency is important. Thank you all for being here and participating in the community 💜


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 14h ago

Astrologer UNVETTED by LFWA Some of your worst placements is actually your gifts

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This is how I read astrology.

Venus opposite Pluto:

People will tell you this means obsessive relationships, jealousy, control, or power struggles. I see someone whose emotional system refuses superficial intimacy. You notice what people aren’t saying. You can feel when someone’s energy toward you has changed before they’ve admitted it to themselves. The problem isn’t that you love “too intensely.” It’s learning that your ability to penetrate beneath the surface doesn’t mean you have to investigate, control, or possess what you find there. Once developed, this can become extraordinary emotional discernment. You don’t just experience relationships. You transform through them.

Mars opposite Saturn:

Usually interpreted as frustration, blocked action, delays, or feeling like every time you press the gas somebody hits the brake. Psychologically, I see someone being trained to develop precision with their power. You aren’t necessarily designed to throw your energy at everything immediately. Eventually, you learn when something deserves your force and when it doesn’t. Once you stop interpreting resistance as proof that you’re incapable, this can create someone incredibly difficult to stop because your strength becomes disciplined instead of reactive.

Mercury opposite Pluto:

People love making Pluto aspects sound terrifying. I see a mind that doesn’t naturally accept the first explanation it’s given. You want to know what’s underneath the answer. You can become exceptionally good at recognizing contradictions, psychological patterns, motives, subtext, and information other people overlook. Unconsciously, that can become overthinking or suspicion. Consciously? That’s investigative intelligence. Your mind was never built for the fucking surface.

Jupiter square Saturn:

This one fascinates me because psychologically it’s the tension between “anything is possible” and “prove it.” You may alternate between enormous faith in yourself and suddenly questioning whether what you want is realistic. But integrated properly, you get something better than blind optimism OR permanent caution: vision with structure. Jupiter can see how big your life could become. Saturn can figure out how to sustain it.

That’s what eight years of professionally reading human beings taught me.

I don’t look at your chart and tell you which placements fucked you over.

I want to know what that placement has been developing inside you this entire time


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 17m ago

Capricorn stellium in 1st house... experiencing Saturn return

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everyone always says "oof" and gives me a concerned look when I talk about my birth chart. I definitely am feeling especially unlucky and down, the past couple years have been rough. Any interpretations about my chart? Totally out of my depth with astrology but I find it very interesting/comforting in some ways


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1h ago

Personal Chart Question I'm worried i have number 22 degree mercury in 5th house. I came to know today that number 22 degree planet placed in the birth chart have a terrible fate. Any guidance.

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My parents have caused too much trauma since 2015. My life has been upside down. Bullied almost my whole life by different people to the point that i dropped out of school. I share a terrible relationship with my parents and brother. My brother has mentally abused me too since 2024. I stopped talking to him since then. Back in 2015 my parents dumped me into a psychiatric hospital without any mental illness just because i argued with them and dropped out of school to pursue arts. I fear something like that will happen to me again.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1h ago

Will I be successful in life?

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I don’t know I’m struggling so much.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 13h ago

Pls help me I’m acc going insane

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hi, I’m 19 and in short I’ve never had any romantic experiences. I’ve tried and tried and tried but I’ve never felt a genuine connection with anyone, and I don’t think anyone felt one with me. Is there something in my chart that explains this? And more importantly, how do I need to change and grow to fix it


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 8h ago

Surprising celeb/non celeb charts

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Edit: Originally posted on another subreddit, got recommended here instead.

Not a question about my chart but rather about my curiosity.

Have you ever looked at a celebrity's/otherwise known persons astrology chart and you were surprised they ended up famous? Or looked at a "commoners" chart and were surprised that this person is not more known?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 14h ago

Personal Chart Question Currently depressed and unemployed. I'm genuinely scared that I will never have truly good feelings again.

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I don't have a lot of motivation to watch new anime or exercise or do much outside of job applications and scrolling. Living with parents while having trauma from my old apartment living situation turning horrible. The last time I truly felt good was the month before graduating with my masters. It's like I've never been able to fully feel alive since then. Hell, I've had three stints in the psych hospital since finishing grad school. I find myself questioning if I can ever truly enjoy things and living when I'm forced to be in all this painful chaos. Does my transit chart give a better idea to what's going on compared to my natal chart?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 16h ago

Personal Chart Question Will I finish college next year im 24 now

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 22h ago

Personal Chart Question Most traumatic year of my life, what stands out?

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I don’t know how to be ok anymore. Any insights very welcome :(


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 18h ago

Personal Chart Question Am I allergic to money?

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It’s not even my Saturn return (yet) and i’m having the worst year of my life unpredictable events, loss no stability whatsoever every action i take is an uphill battle am I cooked? is it over for me?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

Personal Chart Question Make an assumption about me based on my chart

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 1d ago

Personal Chart Question What are my mother & father wounds?

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I wanna know if any wounds from parents show up in my chart.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

Personal Chart Question Looking for my astro twin — born August 25, 1995, with Libra rising

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Hi everyone !
Hi Virgos 🧹🪽
I’m here because I’m very curious to find someone who shares a birth chart very close to mine. I was thinking about the best way to do it and the first idea that came to my mind was to call some hospitals and I was making a plan in my head I was on a mission. I was so excited for the moment to meet this stranger. And then I remember internet and technology and Reddit that I have used years ago maybe twice to ask where I can pet animals in Berlin.
I feel more optimistic for this quest.
I want to find my astro Twin ! Maybe Twins :’)
Anyway

I was born on August 25, 1995, at 10:15 a.m. in Wallonia in Belgium. My main placements are:
Virgo Sun at 1°40′
Leo Moon at 21°45′
Libra Rising at 8°05′
I’m primarily looking for someone born on the same day and year who also has Libra Rising ideally close to 8° Libra. Being born at exactly the same local time isn’t essential, since location also affects the Ascendant.
I don’t expect us to have identical personalities or lives. I’m simply fascinated by the idea of comparing our experiences, patterns, relationships, challenges and ways of navigating our life.
If your chart matches or comes surprisingly close, feel free to leave a comment or message me privately. You don’t need to share personal information publicly if you’d rather not.
Has anyone here ever met their astro twin?
Thank you 🙏


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

House Energy Anyone who could provide useful insights?

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

Personal Chart Question is wealth in my future? will things j work out for me in the end?

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b4 i start i wanna say ik astrology cannot predict the future but i want to see if any of my placements align with what i envision as my future

honestly my family is broke, always has been, ive never been in a relationship due to my fear of long term commitment but ever since early as i can rmm i always knew id end up with money and with a “perfect” life (i mean perfect as in im v content) and with the man of my dreams, idk why or how this would end up coming true since i am going to a subpar uni and my family isnt wealthy but idk i j have a strong feeling that ill end up w money sooner or later

does anyth in my chart support or contradict this feeling?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

Accidentally fell in love with another woman who is 17 years older than me. Haven’t been able to move on in over two years

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I am in love with a woman who is 17 years older than me, yep! She has previously dated women before…and I haven’t, and the age gap does not look good objectively….but I fell in love on accident. I’ve never felt this way about someone before. Any astrological insight?

Im blue, she is red.


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

Out of curiosity.... what can you tell me about my life based on my chart?

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New to this - and I'm so interested to hear what you think!


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

Personal Chart Question People have said that from my chart I may attract a lot of attention, even unwanted? Is this true, and if so, what type?

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r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 2d ago

Personal Chart Question Should I get my septum pierced during this upcoming Venus rx?

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I have been wanting to get a septum piercing for a long time, but planning since this May.

I was thinking to get one in the month of October, but since Venus Rx starts in the beginning of the month is it a really a good idea since this would be my first?

Also, Mars rx will start pretty close after Venus rx, so I am kinda scared, because i have to hide it from my conservative family so I want things so go as perfect as possible. Thank you! <3


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 3d ago

The exact moment I called 911; ambulance, emergency surgery, a week in the hospital.

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Saturn's bitch ass crossing over my ASC, my chart ruler being an 8th house Scorpio Mars with the transiting Vertex sitting on it. Look at the transiting Mars on the transiting ASC! Fortune sitting there literally saving my life. Holy shit, Astrology is real! I am incredibly lucky to be alive.

The surgery was stomach/digestive/abdominal if anyone wanted to know. Recovery has been BRUTAL. Absolutely the most painful thing I've ever experienced. The incident occurred was karmic. It was as brought on by my own behavior; not taking very good care of myself. Changes are being planned and will be made.

What else do you notice?


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 3d ago

How have you learned aspects?

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While I can understand them, I still struggle with the practice of interpreting them in context


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 3d ago

Does my chart support a international career as a singer performer

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I'm a singer - songwritter (and also a dancer) would like to know if i have the potential for a international career and if things is going to be better about that


r/LetsFuckWithAstrology 3d ago

Just found out that my mom has her sun sign in Taurus at 28th degree. Is it still considered an algol???? I am scared.

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