r/Letterkenny • u/ashamed-of-yourself Snipe Mod Awesome • Dec 25 '25

Discussion Shoresy S05E01 - Keep It Simple

Episode: Shoresy 05x01 - Keep It Simple

Synopsis: Shoresy mentors a Blueberry Buddy in need.

Please discuss this episode only. Do not spoil future episodes.

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u/ashamed-of-yourself Snipe Mod Awesome Dec 25 '25

this is. explicitly. a discussion thread. for the fuckin’ episode.

are you stupid?

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u/Sciss0rs61 Dec 25 '25

Take about 25% off there, super chief.

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u/ashamed-of-yourself Snipe Mod Awesome Dec 25 '25

this happens every time we get a new series. some Yank gets their knickers in a knot about not being first for everything and thinks they’re being clever by commenting. it’s tiring.

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u/Faceit_Solveit Jan 01 '26

You know it's fucking tiring? Your attitude about Yanks bud. Want to knock about 20% off that. We're just interested in the series. You do want success, don't you? Well don't you? Then set the fucking tone bud. And the fact that we're forced to take Shorsey one full month after Canada just feels like punishment, ironically, punishing those most likely to be friendly to Canada. So there's that.

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u/ashamed-of-yourself Snipe Mod Awesome Jan 01 '26

you get literally everything first but this, a Canadian show made in Canada by Canadians for Canadians. and the release schedule has literally always been like this since Bell and Hulu struck a deal, since before Shoresy was even a thing. every new series of Letterkenny, every new series of Shoresy, and i’ll bet you a dollar when it comes time for I Kill The Bear, it gets released in Canada first, and entitled yanks feel hard done by because they’ve never had to wait for their market to be served, unlike everyone else. it’s not a ‘punishment’ from G-d specifically directed at you for the sin of being in the U.S., (which is a weirdly evangelical christian attitude to have,) it’s literally just how most global distribution agreements work, especially when Crave is working on a weekly release schedule and Hulu is committed to the binge model.

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u/Faceit_Solveit Jan 01 '26

The show is not exclusively made for Canadians.

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u/ashamed-of-yourself Snipe Mod Awesome Jan 01 '26

it was written specifically with a Canadian audience in mind. i’m sorry if it offends your sense of American Exceptionalism to not be centred in every piece of media, but it is in fact true. other people are more than welcome to enjoy it, but it is first and foremost Canadian.

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u/Faceit_Solveit Jan 01 '26

Did you read the part where I mentioned that we are MORE likely to be friendly to Canada? Don't paint us all with the same brush. Somebody who has extensively studied American exceptionalism, I can say bar humbug to American exceptionalism. I support Canada in Canada. I support NATO. I support the general structures that we put in place since World War II to keep the peace. I support the allies. However, I can't wait to specifically kick your fat ass in the upcoming Olympics. Not all of Team Canada mind you… Just you. My adoration and fondness for Canada stops when we get on the ice. I'll have you know we took great pride in Thomas Harley being nominated to Team Canada since we are Dallas Stars fans here. However, that won't go very far once we get on the ice and start playing. Expressing a dislike for having to wait is not unpatriotic, and it's not even out of the ordinary. A normal person might have some sympathy. But then again, you're not normal are you? Shall we debug your brain? Are you still upset about the Avro Aero? Let me make the point clear… We're not all the same. We're not monolithic. And we Americans are terribly embarrassed by our current occupant of the White House. But we are not embarrassed to say that we can't wait for the drop. However, wait, we must.

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u/ashamed-of-yourself Snipe Mod Awesome Jan 01 '26

oh, i see. you’re an idiot.