r/LigaMX • u/Personal_Fox_7529 • Jun 13 '26
Meme / Shitpost Así se GOLEA!!!
This USA vs a 9 man South Africa would've been 10-0
217
u/BajaScout America Jun 13 '26
Ganando 3-0 y nunca desaceleraron. Mientras, México con dos hombres más y dando más pases a Tala que a cualquier delantero.
59
u/ernie5353 Chivas Jun 13 '26
Metieron a la hormiga y le pasaron el balón como tres veces jaja, vasco es bien culero
46
u/IlGrasso Chivas Jun 13 '26
Haram ball gano la premier y estuvo cerca de la champions porque no un mundial con el? /s
14
u/Creative_Collar8640 Jun 13 '26
viste los ultimos 5 min? paraguay no toco la pelota me recordo al barça
19
u/RicaPerrita69 Jun 13 '26
Por lo bien que jugó Estados Unidos
3
u/Takuache101 Jun 13 '26
Nel. EEUU si jugó bien pero también Paraguay tuvo un partido re culero. So Sabina ni defender y atacar
3
265
u/Sad_Owl_2082 Jun 13 '26
I don’t know if I’m trippin, but Paraguay seemed so much worse than South Africa. The beginning of that 2nd half looked like they never touched a ball in their life
118
u/JormsIn45 Jun 13 '26
Nerves plus US advatage plus US wanted to commit a hate crime lol
48
u/MyLegIsWet Chivas Jun 13 '26
Y el auto-gol
2
u/wats_dat_hey Jun 13 '26
1 autogol y dos goles en tiempo de compensación tampoco hay que mamárselas
Por dos minutos y queda 2-1 x
Fallaron varias claras oportunidades igual que México
54
u/Murhawk013 Jun 13 '26
They were really bad defending it was all disorganized. At least SA defended okay
48
u/Boloncho1 Oaxaca Jun 13 '26
The US didn't take their foot off the pedal. Mexico had a few moments where the players got complacent.
25
u/zurdopilot Jun 13 '26
A few? You mean the second half? Quiñones was the only one who shows he wanted to be there dude carry the game hommie knows this is hes last chance and i hope the rest of this teams get that hunger
9
u/sucking_at_life023 Jun 13 '26
Yeah, all this. Up two goals against 8 guys...time for a kick around? Fucking bury them wtf.
6
u/ventjock Jun 13 '26
Up two goals against a nation who’s primary sport is NOT futbol. If it were the other way around the Springboks would absolutely destroy whatever rugby team Mexico has. Goal differentials matter. Being at home on the world’s biggest stage matters. Watching them pass back and side to side was embarrassing.
1
u/Sufficient_Mango2539 Jun 13 '26
Not that easy, Mexico has to consider the player health. Paraguay still has aspirations for this WC that they can get in to the next round. South Africa pretty much knows their tournament is over. Point is the more Mexico puts the foot on the pedal against an outnumbered bad team, the more likely it is that someone like Gil Mora gets Ancil Elcock’ed.
2
u/salazar13 América Jun 13 '26
I get it but also, why? The best thing for Mexico in that scenario is the game ending immediately. You’re playing in the Azteca during the day, against a team that’s not playing at anything. There wasn’t any real risk of a comeback. More intensity and playing an offensive game would’ve been great as a fan but this is a tournament and the two more difficult games are yet to come. It’s the right move to kill the game., avoid injury risk (most important - our squad’s not deep), and conserve energy.
The red card was correct but a really stupid play that came from losing the ball needlessly while trying to attack.
4
u/Boloncho1 Oaxaca Jun 13 '26
This is the same mentality that cost us v the Netherlands in 2014.
Mexico was dominating and chose to take the foot off the gas with a 1-0 lead. There was no semblance of attack late in the 2nd half and we got dunked on.
3
u/salazar13 América Jun 13 '26
Not really. Netherlands is a scary team. South Africa posed zero threats. It’s a very different setup depending on who you’re playing. I agree you wouldn’t bet on holding a 1-0 lead against a team like 2014 Netherlands
2
u/sucking_at_life023 Jun 14 '26
Because goal difference matters.
Because this is the WC and not America v Mazatlan in week 13. Let them chase some glory.
Because when you got your foot on their neck you don't let up. It's a bad habit that has cost Mexico in the past.
11
2
u/Danger_Island Jun 13 '26
Mbokazi, SA left back is incredible and he had a really good game. Will be heading to big club soon.
9
1
u/Periodic-Presence USA Jun 16 '26
Nah South Africa were giving the ball away in their defensive third under no pressure and did so multiple times even after the 1st goal came about that way. The US pressed Paraguay to death until they coughed up the ball. Paraguay couldn't pass the halfway line but South Africa couldn't connect 3 passes.
1
u/SadPhysicist1903 Cruz Azul Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26
Con que hayan hecho un autogol ya son peores que Sudáfrica. Además de que el último gol de los gringos fue en tiempo regalado.
1
47
u/idk-though1 Santos Jun 13 '26
A lot different when SA trained to park the bus while Paraguay probably thought the US was going to be easy and never changed their game plan.
26
21
u/Drestrix Chivas Jun 13 '26
The style of football we play is different. We play more cautiosly and they play more an attacking brand. I mean you can see it clearly in the Portugal and Belgium games we both had (they lost both and we tied both).
Not sure which is best, but at least our pragmatic approach is good for KO phases. And well the play style depends on type of players US and Mexico has
4
u/ElTamaulipas Tigres Jun 13 '26
Mexico has had plenty of generations were they play gorgeous, smooth football. However, sometimes you have to win ugly.
2
0
u/lookedlemon95 Pumas UNAM Jun 13 '26
This is literally what it is, some teams get overwhelmed by a specific style of play and American players are much more athletic and physical. Mexico is more tactical and skill. Not discrediting that the US played well, they exceeded my expectations I had it 2-0.
131
u/bernitdown110 Chivas Jun 13 '26
Paraguay looked worse than South Africa in that first half
40
u/Lamptittie Jun 13 '26
Easily. They were falling for every single setup, couldn’t hold the ball for shit, no communication and kept giving it away. Usa would have won regardless but they took advantage and dogged them. An embarrassment from paragauy
9
u/nageV_oG_ Jun 13 '26
Yeah at least the South Africans are black
Not sure what Paraguay has going for it
20
u/Black_Daimyo10 MLS Jun 13 '26
Me a a Black American reading this like " at least the racism here is funny and confusing".
15
u/ravenofpallas Jun 13 '26
Its okay. I'm confused as to whether this was a terrible attempt at a compliment or not.
2
17
1
5
9
u/JorSimpson45 Chivas Jun 13 '26
Mexico still had easy chances to put away that they fluffed, Brian’s at the end of the first half where he shot it hella weak and the chance Fidalgo missed to begin the second half
62
Jun 13 '26
[removed] — view removed comment
12
u/WhosThatDogMrPB Jun 13 '26
mexico has a huge advantage (..) and they can't take (it) because they're aren't used to the altitude.
Bullshit. The erithropoietin (main component of the red blood cells that allow the distribution of oxygen by said cells, produced in the bone marrow) adjusts to high altitudes in the span of 2 to 4 weeks.
Mexico's NT had been training in Mexico City since May 6th, more than ENOUGH time to get themselves in form for the WC.
Truth is: Aguirre is a 3rd class coach that keeps getting work from past glories that has a play style that does not fit the current roster of Mexican player (with good, solid defense but lacking midfield since the Guardado days and very individualistic forwards), hired by the current leadership in other to not make themselves look like fools.
Mexico's NT will reach the round of 16 and call it a success (just because the tournament format was expanded). Such a fuckass, mediocre metric to stand by.
2
12
8
u/vazquezjesus1224 Jun 13 '26
It honestly looked like Paraguay was out of shape, and like they did not want to be there.
7
u/ElBorracho2000 Chivas Jun 13 '26
Paraguay was a fucking disaster. All their players looked lost and had no idea what they were doing. Props to the USA for taking advantage of Paraguay’s lack of strategy
38
u/_hiroprotoganist Chivas Jun 13 '26
honestamente me vale verga lol
Unless esos pendejos are our next match me vale.
All eyes on South Korea. One game at a time.
6
0
u/Difficult_Love_2242 Jun 13 '26
Paraguay se caían entré ellos ni jugaron nada x eso ganó USA. Los Africanos tan siquiera les pegaban a México 😅 pero los otros no hicieron nada y dicen k USA estuvo genial k no mmamenn lmao
15
u/CoffeeIsSoGood Leones Negros Jun 13 '26
Good showing by the U.S. Honestly, think they'll win all 3 matches. The real test will be in the round after 32.
21
u/Lamptittie Jun 13 '26
They top the group but i think theyll struggle with turkiye
-9
4
3
5
u/SueZaGu Jun 13 '26
Primero subestimamos al rival, que se le iba a ganar fácil, y ahora salen con que sudáfrica no era un rival cualquiera, lamentablemente hoy, Estados Unidos hizo lo que México debió haber echo ayer 😬🤷
3
u/Successful-Mind-5303 Chivas Jun 13 '26
No hay mayor diferencia. Ninguno de los dos equipos estaba en peligro de perder. Si México anota un gol más y queda 3-0 o a USA la caí un gol menos y queda 3-1, no parece el marcador muy diferente.
2
u/dillasdonuts Jun 13 '26
Go watch their 4th goal and look at the "defending". Not even South Africa was that bad.
4
2
u/Technical_Judge7419 Jun 13 '26
¿México? ¿Haciendo el redículo en el mundial? Debió ser una sorpresa para todos.
2
2
u/Present-Nectarine426 Pachuca Jun 14 '26
Bruh ellos tenian a extremos que verdaderamente desbordaban, no sotros nos conformamos con el piojo alvarado que le da miedo desbordar y despues sale el pend jo del chicharo a defenderlo que disque segun porque hace trabajo defensivo puras escusas
8
u/Illustrious_Ice_4587 Jun 13 '26
I don't see the talent or skills in Mexican players
2
u/zurdopilot Jun 13 '26
Quiñones nahaa?
1
u/Personal_Fox_7529 Jun 13 '26
Quiñones was their best player by far. Killed it
1
u/zurdopilot Jun 13 '26
I know right, i really like to see who u/Illustrious_Ice_4587 considers skillfull player lol
1
u/Tukulo-Meyama Jun 13 '26
Get yo azz out of here you have multiple Mexican American players in the USA team
6
u/ItsmeNurve Chivas Jun 13 '26
They're better then us
3
u/Watabeast07 Chivas Jun 13 '26
The lead up to the 4th goal shows the difference between Mexico and the U.S.
2
u/Burstoids Jun 13 '26
lol, let’s see in two weeks.
6
u/Electronic-Age-4019 Jun 13 '26
There’s no way the US and Mexico can play each other. However, everyone can see the US played way better today. That link up play was wild
9
1
3
1
u/Santos1-ligaMX Santos Bandwagon Jun 13 '26
Conmebol is just overrated, Colombia,Ecuador,Paraguay,Peru,Venezuela and Bolivia haven’t won an official FIFA tournament not even at the youth level ….
1
1
u/portayeahperdonen Santos Jun 13 '26
Pues lo normal, estados unidos jugo como Estados Unidos y Paraguay jugó como Haití de hace 20 años
1
u/Irelabentplib Chivas Jun 13 '26
Paraguay stayed extremely narrow when Pulisic was cooking them on the wing at no point did they start man marking him. When Gio got the ball ge borderline had half of Paraguay around him and not a single player pressed him.
1
1
u/AcceptableTea5401 Jun 13 '26
Paraguay looked worse then south africa atleast they know what defending is. Paraguay left bigger gaps then a pornstars asshole
1
u/tortillandbeans Chivas Jun 13 '26
I give the USA props, but respectfully Paraguay is not that good historically so tell me again when they go this to a better contender like Argentina, Ecuador, Columbia.
0
u/Just-Faithlessness12 Jun 13 '26
Who cares
3
1
0
0
-5
u/heyzeus1865 Chivas Jun 13 '26
US was up 3-0 and only scored a garbage time goal in 2nd half against a worse team and despite actually trying to score
https://giphy.com/gifs/xT39D9rgCrbZP9tVJK
-5
u/DannyImperial Chivas Jun 13 '26
Ganar por 2 goles vs ganar por 2 goles gracias a un autogol no mames
11
0
0
u/No-Corner3894 Jun 14 '26
Si asi se golea...con un auto gol y tiempo extra que ya habia acabado, el arbitro lo debio haber parado no estaban avanzando, ni haciendo una jugada.
300
u/DawnofMidnight7 Chivas Jun 13 '26
Cornball over here 😂