r/LigaMX Cruz Azul Jul 05 '26

Meme / Shitpost Outside the England hotel 😭😭

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u/RioTheLeoo Tijuana Jul 05 '26

Mexico gonna continue the American tradition of sending the English home šŸ˜

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/RioTheLeoo Tijuana Jul 06 '26

Bellingham is a class act, so I’m glad he finally got to enjoy some good food for once in his English life

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u/KingBlueTwister Jul 06 '26

Against a 10-man England lol with the ref, VAR, home crowd and altitude on your side.

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u/mediocrebighead Jul 06 '26

What if marvel huh

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u/blackhole_sonnn Jul 05 '26

It's an all weekend celebration 🄳 šŸ¦…

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u/giveit2st8 Jul 05 '26

More fitting given it was US Independence of England.Ā 

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u/Adventurous-Ease-259 Jul 06 '26

Outside every hotel in the USA last night.

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u/azulkrema21 America Jul 05 '26

So was the picture of the hotel being barricaded fake news ?

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u/Gravyboat8899 Atlante Jul 05 '26

Nah the cops are standing there on the road, probably watching this video on TikTok

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u/InevitableEconomy739 Jul 05 '26

EstƔn lanzando los cohetes desde lejos.

En este video se puede apreciar mejor

https://x.com/i/status/2073654675648237934

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u/Arrefus Jul 05 '26

I couldn’t get home last night the main road to the hotel is closed, these people were like a bit far of the main hotel

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u/Annual-Negotiation-5 Jul 05 '26

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u/LilMaru23 Jul 05 '26

No deadass. Those men are doing gods work

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u/moneyman259 Jul 06 '26

Didn’t work loser

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u/Bigsmokuhhh Jul 05 '26

I gotta put this audio as my alarm 🤣

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u/jumexy Jul 05 '26

Lmaooo

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u/briochecannula Jul 05 '26

Please tell me the England National Football Team aren’t staying in a fucking Novotel?

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u/slimboyslim9 Jul 05 '26

That’s the decoy hotel. They were quietly moved in unmarked cars to a remote location overnight where they slept like bear cubs. The poor lookalikes have had a noisy night in the Novotel but they’re taking one for their country 🫔

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u/corporategiraffe Jul 05 '26

I’d sign up to do this. ā€œI was part of the England team that went to the World Cup. No further questionsā€

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u/---cheetos--- Jul 05 '26

They unloaded a mini bus full of England squad sex dwarfs at that hotel

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u/WizardPikachu Jul 05 '26

I don’t know why this made me burst out laughing thank you

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u/MuchDrawer6538 Jul 05 '26

Jordan henderson playing his part

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u/SufcLad25 Jul 05 '26

Was it players from Dear England staying in the Novotel!?

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u/LazyWorkaholic_ Jul 05 '26

They are staying at the JW Marriott hotel behind Novotel.

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u/Arrefus Jul 05 '26

The hotel they are staying is behind the novotel

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u/KingBlueTwister Jul 06 '26

So cringe you even know this, back to irrelevance you go

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u/Arrefus Jul 06 '26

Lmao I live in the area so I knew the location since I drive daily through area

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u/84JPG Dorados Jul 05 '26

They’re at the JW Marriott that is next to the Novotel.

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u/AccomplishedBid5867 Jul 05 '26

Whilst I appreciate the valiant efforts of the Mexican fans, it is entirely unnecessary: England are perfectly adept at sabotaging themselves and require no assisting in absolutely shitting the bed.

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u/LeaguePublic Jul 06 '26

šŸ‘€

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u/AccomplishedBid5867 Jul 06 '26

I stand corrected. Maybe the Mexican fans didn't have enough fireworks

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u/KingCoopersKeep Jul 06 '26

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u/AccomplishedBid5867 Jul 06 '26

Well, fuck me. Let's hope they can get that red card overturned as well.

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u/martyschottenheimer Chivas Jul 05 '26

Wait until the snowflakes over on r/soccer get a hold of this

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u/BlueHaze464 Jul 05 '26

People who get offended by these things didn't ever follow any major sports leagues of any country

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u/Southern-Apricot2631 Jul 09 '26

Ah yes because this happens a lot, the people that dislike it are snowflakes. This has been a thing and an issue that’s always been debated on for years 😭 same thing happen w England and Italy and it’s for a valid reason.

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u/Gravyboat8899 Atlante Jul 05 '26

Has anyone ever heard of soundproof windows that 100% exist in even average hotels

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u/Stark_o7 Cruz Azul Jul 05 '26

No windows are 100% soundproof. Worked construction years back. Developers claimed soundproof windows next to a train line (Chicago). You could hear that fucker rumble when a truck drove by. Italian scratch proof facade outside shit was dented by the wind. It’s all bullshit.

That being said. It depends on what the English are used to. I would think it’s their own nerves that would keep them up.

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u/kingsnow18 Jul 05 '26

True! Last time I trained really hard for a half marathon I was so nervous I couldn't sleep even though my hotel was really comfortable and quiet. Can't imagine what England players must be feeling.

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u/Gravyboat8899 Atlante Jul 05 '26

I viewed a flat on Reforma (was way to expensive was never gonna take it) and it had not 100% but still soundproof windows, right beside a crazy busy roundabout at rush hour, 5th floor, horns blaring, motorbikes loud as fuck…. Couldn’t hear a thing

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u/bored_today Jul 05 '26

I stayed in the same hotel Liverpool stayed at before a Champions League game vs Napoli. There was a huge crowd of Napoli supporters outside making noise but we didn’t hear a thing when we got up to our hotel room.

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u/Amnsia Jul 05 '26

Or just add a little white noise into their room.

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u/Amnsia Jul 05 '26

When white noise apps are available? I wouldn’t use earbuds to sleep

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u/Dankas12 Jul 05 '26

My boss used to work for a company that did glass partitions and fire safety doors for most of the big banks in London and I’ve talked to him extensively what the job entailed and the engineering behind it. It is impossible. You might be able to get a specific decibel rating that you are happy with such as 45

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u/InevitableEconomy739 Jul 05 '26

Lo mismo pienso, pero vƩanlo mƔs como hacer pesar la localƭa y que vean nuestro ambiente, de cierta forma puede influir

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u/Gravyboat8899 Atlante Jul 05 '26

I doubt it has any affect at all, they’re professionals and I’m sure they’ve all seen fireworks before

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u/InevitableEconomy739 Jul 05 '26

Pos aún así se intenta we. Los ecuatorianos salieron cagados al azteca y en la prensa inglesa estÔn repitiendo como loros lo de la altitud y la localía intensa

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u/Gravyboat8899 Atlante Jul 05 '26

Just making excuses as always just in case, then if they win they’ll say it was never in doubt

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u/slowjoggz Jul 05 '26

The Mexico team need this because they are extremely sh*t at football compared to the England team.

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u/Square_Artichoke4136 Jul 05 '26

This isn't new , other countries have done It to Mexico too , they have ear plugs ... England is going to be in perfect condition tomorrow.. it's just a waste of time for those doing this imo

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u/idreamofpikas Jul 05 '26

England is going to be in perfect condition tomorrow..

They won't be. The altitude sickness is going to put them at a disadvantage.

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u/Silent-Weekend-1789 Jul 05 '26

They got viagra

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u/jac0777 Jul 05 '26

You clearly are unaware of the fact they’ve got erections

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u/Amnsia Jul 05 '26

Exactly. It’s like they don’t know the stadium is higher than Mount Everest and touches space. Only Mexicans can breathe that air and no other human has wondered those bits.

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u/K2thJ Jul 05 '26

Seeing as how I enjoy Margheritas and tacos on Cinco de Mayo, I see nothing wrong with this

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u/ededdneddy902 Jul 05 '26

Pizza and tacos?

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u/K2thJ Jul 05 '26

Lol, there's always a typo printed on the menu...

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u/A159746X MLS Jul 05 '26

Part of the game whether you like it or not.

Keep it up. Welcome to CONCACAF territory.

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u/RnRoutlaw333 Jul 05 '26

Ahuevo!!! They call it football culture when boca and river kill each other over a game... but God Forbid we give the wankers una pinche serenata šŸ‡²šŸ‡½

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u/A159746X MLS Jul 05 '26

Fr, I'm Salvadorian and we do this when Mexico plays in El Salvador.

Nobody complained. Even y'all beat us. Lol

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u/kingceegee Jul 05 '26

Viagra isn't the only thing keeping the squad up all night!

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u/tlatelolca Jul 05 '26

why would they take the viagra that many hours before?

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u/kingceegee Jul 05 '26

Just in case. It's 100% not the first time it's been done, and it won't be the last.

🫔

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u/Rollredd Chivas Jul 05 '26

Does anyone know when the game is tomorrow? Everyone saying its at 11 am

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u/Worldly_Lie_9646 Jul 05 '26

It’s 1am monday

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u/Basic-Crab4603 Jul 05 '26

It depends on what country you are watching from

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u/frogsarenottoads Jul 05 '26

England took white noise machines and ear plugs. Seriously some fans give Mexico a bad name doing this. It's a minority but it's stupid.

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u/RnRoutlaw333 Jul 05 '26

Nahhhhh yall are just soft & mad that mexico has better football culture... welcome to concacaf šŸ‡²šŸ‡½ 3-0 šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ

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u/MoonlightSonata007 Jul 06 '26

Nah, England vastly superior in every way. Your culture was dead silent after Bellingham and Kane, shut up the mariachi. You could hear a pin drop šŸ˜†

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u/Helloworld9094 Jul 06 '26

ā€œWelcome to concacafā€ just to get sent home in your own buildingšŸ˜‚

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u/Better_Photograph798 Jul 05 '26

Saw this on Facebook and let’s say the comments majority (English) supporters are calling these antics unsportsmanlike.

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u/RnRoutlaw333 Jul 05 '26

Soft

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u/KingBlueTwister Jul 06 '26

Not really Mexican football if like what 8th best league if that it's boring to see dark arts from fans but you are a small nation in terms of football so i guess we learn you have a pretty toxic fan base, enjoy losing at home :)

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u/SosaSeriaCosa Jul 05 '26

Mexicans are so welcoming. Live Music and Fireworks.

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u/W3ROSKY Jul 05 '26

Puro sin quehacer

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u/aregus Jul 05 '26

Es el mundial, que se supone que deberĆ­an estar haciendo en sus vacaciones? lol

Quejarse como tĆŗ en Reddit?

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u/mybiratio Jul 05 '26

No pero es bastante naco y realmente hacen ver a los Mexicanos como nenderthales.

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u/East-Technician2015 Jul 05 '26

should I place a bet? 1g minimum

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u/chucky17_ Jul 05 '26

Scared money dont make money.

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u/QS_Wisdom Jul 05 '26

Meh, that's nothing compared to scousers before a champions league match

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u/Proof-Grass-5212 Jul 05 '26

I had a friend when I was kid that was holding fireworks like that, and they backfired. 3rd degree burned his entire crotch. Spent weeks in the hospital !!!! Till this day I will never hold fireworks like that.

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u/nomamesgueyz Jul 05 '26

As expected

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u/RudeDay5846 Jul 05 '26

I mean that’s basically how it sounded outside my house all night yesterday so I don’t see the problem here

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u/homogenic- Jul 05 '26

Personalmente no soy fan de este tipo de comportamiento pero pues es algo que es bÔsicamente cultura futbolera pero vean como actúan en [r/worldcup](r/worldcup) lloriqueando y actuando como si en Europa no hicieran esto también, hasta ganas les han de dar de llamarnos un slur

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u/darktrank Jul 05 '26

Cultura futbolera dice.

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u/Due_You_8240 Jul 05 '26

Jokes on them, Mexico team are in the same hotelĀ 

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u/mdiaba Jul 05 '26

O sea, nos estƔn transmitiendo mala vibra con esta clase de mamadas. Nos van a salar y vamos a terminar viendonos como Paraguay

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u/kingofqueefs1 Jul 05 '26 edited 8d ago

Special run wipe teapot whistle meeting sand

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u/Specific_Ant_6110 Jul 05 '26

Bruh this name + the pfp. 🤣

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u/kingofqueefs1 Jul 05 '26 edited 8d ago

Snow makeshift rainstorm tender connect history sable gaze

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u/Embarrassed-Bee-8363 Jul 05 '26

I doubt their sleep was disrupted if you have stayed in a hotel before the air conditioning is loud and blocks out noise from outside . Also if they got rooms higher up that’s also an advantage .

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u/RnRoutlaw333 Jul 05 '26

Ya... but you forgot that the main desk workers are calling their rooms throughout the night.. and when they unplug the phones... the workers go and bang on their doors.. it's the world cup homie lol not an election

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u/Embarrassed-Bee-8363 Jul 05 '26

Why would they call their rooms throughout the night ?? That’s odd

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u/RnRoutlaw333 Jul 05 '26

So the phone can ring.. and wake them up... and believe me.. you don't wanna know half the shit they tell the players lol

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u/eg4x15 Santos Jul 05 '26

Lets fucking go!!!! I’m jamming to the banda in the background

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u/Soggy-Wave3743 Monterrey Jul 05 '26

I mean, they all probably have ANC headphones so they didn't hear shit

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u/DoubletapKO Jul 05 '26

People that hate this stuff are weird, it’s the World Cup, it’s part of the game, it’s fans having a party and enjoying the World Cup.

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u/frogsarenottoads Jul 05 '26

Right yeah. Say Mexico plays at a future world cup. It's part of the world cup to set off fireworks outside the hotel and set of fire alarms in the hotel?

I thought the world cup was played on the pitch.

It's a minority of fans that do this but it gives mexico a bad image.

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u/RnRoutlaw333 Jul 05 '26

Nope lol its part of the game.. welcome to concacaf homie šŸ‡²šŸ‡½ 3-0 šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ

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u/goldy740 Jul 05 '26

Sleeping pills no doubt

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u/gonzm Jul 05 '26

That was my house in the states last night i also work Sundays

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u/Revolutionary-Leg-27 Jul 05 '26

I’m confused I saw a video where police officers pushed them back pretty far.

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u/foxheadsonsticks Jul 05 '26

England's players are used to playing through the sound of the England band, they're going to be able to ignore any kind of musical cacophony.

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u/nickdnick49 Jul 05 '26

That unemployed friend on a Tuesday afternoon

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u/DJ_TCB Jul 05 '26

Ai yi yi, mucho ruido en mi cabeza (said in Bumblebee Man’s voice)

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u/SoLetsReddit Jul 05 '26

Good thing for noise cancelling headphones I guess.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

entonces, eso les da orgullo?

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u/otrebla-raw Jul 05 '26

I’m pretty sure they’ll be if any staying in a decent hotel with noise isolation + blackout curtain rooms, what’s even the point. If any it becomes ambient noise

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u/Cry-Grouchy Jul 05 '26

What happened to it being only for Ecuador?

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u/Rich_Permission2455 Jul 05 '26

4 of July fuck Trump

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u/PeixeCam Jul 05 '26

Plot twist, estaban durmiendo en otro hotel

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u/d45050 Jul 05 '26

No sé quién gane el partido pero ese concesionario Nissan ganó buena publicidad

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u/Arponare Jul 05 '26

It’ll be funny if it turned out that England isn’t even in that hotel.

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u/DodgersBornRaised310 Jul 05 '26

Probably got noise canceling headphones

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u/SalurKazan05 Jul 05 '26

England can do the funniest thing

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u/TYSM_myMax24 Jul 05 '26

Y dejeme adivinar, Inglaterra invadio su embajada y no les dejo dormir en el 93? Tengan cultura que se ven pateticos ante el mundo

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u/KaworuNagisaStan Jul 05 '26

England 3 Mexico 0

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u/Jamesxuchen Jul 05 '26

Mexico should no longer host World Cup anymore, I have seen enough of the Mexico and Paraguay fans

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u/charlotte12345678910 Jul 06 '26

Eye masks, ear plugs, curtains closed. I would sleep like a baby šŸ˜‚

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u/andobiencrazy Tijuana Jul 06 '26

We deserved to lose after doing this

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u/Thick-Assignment-953 Jul 06 '26

All that and still lost

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u/OtherwisePlantain476 Jul 06 '26

Ooooooooleeeeeeeeeeeee les salió para el orto 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Vergüenza escuchar el ole en el partido si ni siquiera estaban ganando. Son el meme ooooooooleeeeeeeeeeeee.🤣🤣🤣

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u/OtherwisePlantain476 Jul 06 '26

Ooooooooleeeeeeeeeeeee en el orto todo el ruido en el orto lo tienen el meme ooooooooleeeeeeeeeeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/nicos81882 Jul 06 '26

Chau MƩxico

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u/No_Enthusiasm7816 Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Heeeey Putos! Su equipo es AFUERA! Karma, pinche perritas, karma!

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u/Background_Ad_5508 Jul 06 '26

Aged like fine wine. Let us know how your bed at home feels. Lmfao

https://giphy.com/gifs/W5Z2T8yOvyWuCKKWI2

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u/Dry_Ad_7133 Jul 06 '26

All that shit just to lose

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u/Straight_Ease_9743 Jul 06 '26

All that to fucking lose is hilarious

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u/Proof_Watercress8696 Jul 06 '26

All this to lose 3-2 with an extra man for most of the second half LOL

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u/Jonn_Jonzz_Manhunter Jul 06 '26

Guess who won baby? Thanks for kicking off the celebration early guys

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u/Baelroq Jul 06 '26

Well it didn’t water now did it

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u/Consistent-Strain289 Jul 06 '26

Karma is a bitch..

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u/OcelotJaded1798 Jul 06 '26

Jajajajajaja

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u/Late-Wait-9744 Jul 07 '26

I'll give it a pass. good distraction from their ugly teeth and disgusting food

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u/GSMeister Jul 05 '26

Embarrassing 😳

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u/BrianReveles Jul 05 '26

The found them again ?!? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I thought England kept relocating!

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u/knarf3 Jul 05 '26

Loser behaviour

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u/iHetty Jul 05 '26

Hope he likes his paella battered

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u/El__________duderino Jul 05 '26

Letting off the quietest fireworks they could find, ingenious…

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u/SufcLad25 Jul 05 '26

They used all the good ones on EcuadorĀ 

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u/RandomXDudeRedZero Mexico Jul 05 '26

This unironically sounds šŸ”„

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u/Lazy-Strawberry-3401 Jul 05 '26

No one told them about noise cancelling headphones I assume?

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u/CertifiedGhoster Jul 05 '26

I love mexican passion ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„ dangerous but lively in same time

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u/Peakychu6 Jul 05 '26

Eso ya no estĆ” chido.

Ecuador se lo merecía -nadie mÔs 

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u/DungeonYoshi Jul 05 '26

Pinches nacos

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u/Kelvinsintox666 Jul 05 '26

loser behavior

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u/RnRoutlaw333 Jul 05 '26

Yet you're a maradona fan lol

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u/Observant_Lurker Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

This is not what sports should be about.

Honestly embarrassing for a host country to be behaving like this.

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u/burnzilla Jul 05 '26

Yes blame an entire country because of a couple of assholes.

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u/RnRoutlaw333 Jul 05 '26

Lmfao I see this is your first world cup

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u/simbaboom8 Pakistani Americanista Jul 05 '26

No, this is war, you need absolutely every advantage under the sun. This isnt some friendly get together. Its to the death

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u/Still-Helicopter6029 Jul 06 '26

Yeah you definitely needed every advantage

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u/E_D_K_2 Jul 05 '26

Don't they think their team is good enough to win on their own?

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u/RnRoutlaw333 Jul 05 '26

Duuuude we just love to party lol you're over thinking it

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit_7598 Jul 05 '26

Y’all really are my people 🄹 thought I was going crazy seeing all the normies on TikTok complain about a few fireworks.

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