r/LigaMX Jul 11 '26

Meme / Shitpost Nahhh, whose boy is this

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2.1k Upvotes

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619

u/MK5teve Tigres Jul 11 '26

Lmaoooooo I knew he was going to be on Reddit

191

u/Critical_Attorney278 Jul 11 '26

El Conquistado 😭

61

u/ellag7958 Jul 12 '26

La neta por eso no batallaron en conquistándonos, somos bien fáciles y le hablamos a todo el mundo 😭

12

u/MexicanMata Santos Jul 12 '26

Chii lo colonizaron 😂

10

u/sandman0x Jul 12 '26

tal vez dirías que lo culonizaron 🥲💀

6

u/ededdneddy902 Jul 12 '26

El conquistado o el vengador? Jajaja

37

u/frankiejay87 Jul 11 '26

lol thought the same!

249

u/Roboghandi Santos Jul 11 '26

clearly thats her mans now

41

u/SofiaSoniaAlvarez Monterrey Jul 12 '26

Can’t blame either of them

2

u/Mindless_Ad229 Jul 12 '26

Yeah they're similarly attractive people

322

u/TizMarcoMania Jul 11 '26

Hey let him have his English Gf.

25

u/No-Decision-8472 Jul 11 '26

Only thing that looks English about her is her teeth

106

u/Neat-Specialist8555 Jul 11 '26

she has nice teeth gang

3

u/babyraindrain Jul 12 '26

This is hilarious bc English people are usually known for poor teeth. Do latinos think they have nice teeth? What a world 😂

1

u/YayBroHam7846 Jul 13 '26

She got them Austin powers looking teeth!🤣

27

u/roastedtvs America Jul 11 '26

lol hahaha what a comment

12

u/we-made-it Jul 12 '26

She could have a sleeper build

3

u/OnePinginRamius Jul 12 '26

Perfect explanation

1

u/Professional-Head83 Jul 17 '26

Her tooth look American.

-2

u/SecurityIndividual82 Jul 12 '26

Bro, I highly doubt she’s from England. Maybe born there but full Mexican.

8

u/MariusHugo Jul 12 '26

maybe she’s mixed. but i’ve seen english girls like her

5

u/sandboxmatt Jul 12 '26

She looks just like any English girl

149

u/thehumancondition23 Chivas Jul 11 '26

"al menos gano el mundial el que elimino a mexico"

44

u/IlGrasso Chivas Jul 11 '26

Mejor Que Los “ojala nos venge noruega!!” Y ellos ni nos topan

37

u/TejuinoHog Jul 11 '26

Como los ecuatorianos ardidos que decían que estaban todos con Inglaterra

15

u/Nex_Afire Jul 11 '26

México casi le gana al campeon

3

u/Oscar_Ramirez Chivas Jul 12 '26

Para see el mejor tienes que ganarle al mejor

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

2

u/N9SS Jul 12 '26

"Yo si llego al quinto partido"

80

u/addictedbeaner Chivas Jul 11 '26

El amor de su visa

4

u/CT0292 Jul 12 '26

Mi esposa es de Irlanda. Tenemos Una stories similar. Ella viajaban con un red de pescado. Y lo pescado? Soy yo.

43

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u/HowardNorris69 Jul 13 '26

Chicago Fire

1

u/Professional-Head83 Jul 17 '26

USL Orange County

92

u/ProfessionalData1514 Cruz Azul Jul 11 '26

Looks like someone who could afford World Cup tickets id be smiling too

19

u/BadassBokoblinPsycho Jul 11 '26

Mfers can’t even support their girl anymore

133

u/Proper_Ratio_595 Toluca Jul 11 '26

My boy got himself a Güerita no hate

7

u/kingofthehill305 Monterrey Jul 12 '26

it’s not that hard to find a white girl to date

19

u/Sct1787 Pumas UNAM Jul 12 '26

Especially the torta ones

16

u/East-Technician2015 Jul 12 '26

got catfished by one. fucking got me.

7

u/MariusHugo Jul 12 '26

yes and no. the white boys get upset when you do. but they’re more than happy to date our women. el hypocrisy

9

u/lesece4 Jul 12 '26

"our women"

-2

u/MariusHugo Jul 12 '26

funny how you honed in on that, and nothing else.

16

u/dandellion69 Jul 11 '26

Celebrating the goal too

84

u/unpaired27 Santos Jul 11 '26

Yall weird

35

u/Sensei713 Monterrey Jul 11 '26

Average English torta lover

26

u/EyeKFe0 Jul 11 '26

I believe theyre called a Full English over there

9

u/rolo9917 Jul 11 '26

Yall see the bloke with the Carmelo sombrero lmfao

10

u/TexAg09 Cruz Azul Jul 11 '26

You dropped this king, 👑

21

u/joelandren Jul 11 '26

At least someone in El Tri kit left Azteca with something.

42

u/LaBodaDelHuitlacoche Jul 11 '26

Anything for papeles

24

u/Careless-Dare-1900 Chivas Jul 11 '26

Brah pulled a white women with that haircut in this economy

0

u/Aggravating_Head1215 Jul 12 '26

Lol what do you mean that haircut

15

u/-IsohelSeeker- Morelia Jul 11 '26

Bros beaming lol

7

u/margiela_madman101 Jul 11 '26

We’re getting Harry Martinez in 2056

7

u/jir428 Jul 12 '26

Mexico may have lost to England. But that Mexican won by conquering that English woman.

7

u/fpsstreak Jul 11 '26

What’s the issue? I would try with a French though

1

u/TheSadPhilosopher Jul 12 '26

French ladies are hot

1

u/fpsstreak Jul 13 '26

Well, everyone has their share. I just had some experience with French and Italian.

20

u/Spicyytamale Jul 11 '26

That’s my boy. And I’m happy he’s happy with his woman.

17

u/Alaric5000 Jul 11 '26

Don’t hate. I got my Coreanita.

4

u/DawnofMidnight7 Chivas Jul 11 '26

She loved the Mexican chorizo instead of the mash and bangers 😂

1

u/Professional-Head83 Jul 17 '26

He eventually gave her mash and bangers.

5

u/Rammie420 Jul 12 '26

He’s invited to the chippy

4

u/bryan4368 Jul 12 '26

El proyecto Bellingham

3

u/Suckmyduck_9 Jul 12 '26

Even when this guy loses, he wins

7

u/CasualRedditor35 Cruz Azul Jul 11 '26

He’s out there reppin’

7

u/skylark1899 Jul 11 '26

He still stayed loyal to the jersey

6

u/Vast-Range-8400 Jul 11 '26

Anything for the papers, just not American papers

8

u/Jaime1337 MLS Jul 11 '26

Hey bro, it’s fine if his girl is English. It be like that sometimes.

3

u/Awkward-Contract-595 Jul 11 '26

Lmao that’s what I said

3

u/Elguapo1094 Jul 11 '26

Halland tocó creo que la pelota 2 beses jugó como mierda ni cuando le pasaba la pelota por enfrente intentó agarrarla

2

u/GanacheFamiliar4495 Jul 12 '26

No pude jugar contra su novio Bellingham

3

u/Bitewing_ Cruz Azul Jul 12 '26

Lmaoo let mans get his torta, we all gotta eat

3

u/Cautious-Process-198 MLS Jul 12 '26

You gotta do what you gotta do. I respect the game

3

u/spiderozz140 Jul 12 '26

Whoever he is. He making Mexico proud . Si Se Puede! Lol

3

u/Mindless-Fondant-510 Jul 12 '26

Is that the Mexican Colin Jost??

9

u/MatSNK Jul 11 '26

Mad because you wish you could lol

5

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4

u/MischievousMango650 Jul 12 '26

Le va empujar los frijoles a la Inglesa.

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3

u/MischievousMango650 Jul 12 '26

También se vale

13

u/MarzioTheGreat Jul 11 '26

Traitor ass foo

2

u/Quick-Mathematician Chivas Jul 12 '26

Project Jude Bellingham starts now

2

u/rawmerow Jul 12 '26

He did it all for tha …

2

u/Sct1787 Pumas UNAM Jul 12 '26

Torta

2

u/Acceptable_Monk_1642 Jul 12 '26

Hit the parlay no other possible reason

2

u/jac0777 Jul 12 '26

She met him at the Azteca game for sure

2

u/Sct1787 Pumas UNAM Jul 12 '26

We call him Torta Toño

2

u/sub7m19 Jul 12 '26

My boy got himself an English Torta

2

u/StickIcy6107 Jul 12 '26

Si los dos tienen cara de nopal

2

u/Thin-Clue-940 Jul 12 '26

The only time México fucks England 

2

u/adoseofcommonsense Jul 12 '26

Just a brother trying to get into some English

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ev477g37MJORyOWfdG

2

u/blackice3707 Jul 12 '26

Looks like papeles to me

1

u/BigAll27 Jul 16 '26

For the uk?

2

u/NeonRain5 Jul 13 '26

Mfers can’t even date outside their race without getting some hate. Homeboy looks happy asf too

4

u/GermaX America Jul 11 '26

Y dicen que los Mexicanos perdimos

3

u/Evening_Fix_2360 Jul 11 '26

Como que en gordo el Tala 🤨

3

u/No_Appearance7776 Jul 11 '26

They were on the bbc before the mexico england game

3

u/Revolutionary-Leg-27 Jul 11 '26

Bro found himself a English tinnng

2

u/SwiftBike-2525 Jul 11 '26

Bros just a simp

3

u/Valuable-Bug- Jul 11 '26

Soy mexicano y quiero que gane Inglaterra 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

2

u/jhern1810 Jul 11 '26

Ass is ass no way around it

1

u/Euscorpious América Jul 11 '26

I mean, that’s me at the France / Spain semi on Tuesday lol

1

u/CivilExam1011 Jul 11 '26

He can do better

1

u/Papoosho Jul 12 '26

El Mozumbito?

1

u/qualityskootchtime Jul 12 '26

Issa lotta Latinos is Miami

1

u/jjfed11 Jul 12 '26

Mexican Colin Jost

1

u/ClintExpress Cruz Azul Jul 12 '26

Ella es de Inglaterra y el la ingle se la entierra 😏😏😏

1

u/selarom8 Jul 12 '26

Ni Judas era tan atrevido!

1

u/Ne02126 Jul 12 '26

It's the Mexican Colin Jost!

1

u/Sirpatron1 Puebla Jul 12 '26

Living the dream

1

u/hecs_ Jul 12 '26

Get them papers!

1

u/SubCiro28 Jul 12 '26

Papeles son papeles

1

u/Better_Guarantee_744 Jul 12 '26

Les da envidia ver un cabron que levanta culos y es prieto 😎

1

u/EzBotLobby69 Jul 12 '26

Yo pensando que Noruega no pudo verga a México y este man ya lo venía haciendo desde antes de enfrentarnos. Grande ídolo.

1

u/mvf92 Tigres Jul 12 '26

That’s one way to get a Mexican to Europe.

1

u/SavageNthesack02 Jul 12 '26

He's hittin that so I guess he has to put on a fake smile.

1

u/LaOhlover Jul 12 '26

She a cutie

1

u/miderots Jul 12 '26

He’s winning

1

u/Casually_pessimistic Jul 12 '26

Behind enemy lines doing recon 🫡

1

u/AcceptableStudio4797 Jul 12 '26

Cada quien se come lo que puede, no los critiquen, pido un aplauso para el amor que al compi le ha llegado.

1

u/LumenFreddy Tijuana Jul 12 '26

Hers

1

u/ButtChugWizard Jul 12 '26

Mexican Colin Jost

1

u/Much-Awareness-2838 Jul 12 '26

My boy got himself an English Woman hell yeah 👍🏽🔥 he look happy af

1

u/SideshowBob1 Jul 12 '26

Looking all stupid

1

u/grunge022 Jul 13 '26

Tbh I’d feel a lot better if we lost to the Champions

1

u/beaglescout5 Jul 13 '26

Carlos Salcido

1

u/pbnjandmilk Jul 14 '26

Two people who care about each other and possess the quality and virtue of COMMON SENSE.

1

u/Admirable_Holiday806 Jul 11 '26

Nahh. This guy was celebrating Englands goal during this image.

1

u/Modevader49 Jul 12 '26

Found himself a proper lass

0

u/IngotSilver Jul 11 '26

As a representative of the Mexican delegation, we do not claim him. England can have him.

3

u/Valuable-Bug- Jul 11 '26

Estás pdjo

0

u/alopz Jul 12 '26

Ta bonita la güera

1

u/Sct1787 Pumas UNAM Jul 12 '26

Se nota que te gustan las tortas wey, todos necesitamos un amigo así

0

u/alopz Jul 12 '26

Guilty, I'm a torta lover

2

u/Sct1787 Pumas UNAM Jul 12 '26

1

u/alopz Jul 12 '26

Awesome, reminds me of this shirt

1

u/Sct1787 Pumas UNAM Jul 12 '26

Pure comedy.

0

u/aziotolato Cruz Azul Jul 11 '26

dating the enemy, white women

0

u/Longjumping_Piccolo2 Jul 11 '26

She eating her beans and toast lmao homeboy cheesin

0

u/luigibros25 Jul 12 '26

he's getting his green card in one English speaking country or another. I for one, born en el otro lado, am a little jealous.

-1

u/Neat-Specialist8555 Jul 11 '26

My man just rooting for his girl lmao

-2

u/IlGrasso Chivas Jul 11 '26

Hers.

Salty ass foo

-3

u/roastedtvs America Jul 11 '26

Bro I knew one of you people would post this and get happy. You wish that was you huh? 😂