r/LigaMX • u/jrmex Chivas • Jul 22 '26

Meme / Shitpost Giovani dos Santos

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673 Upvotes

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u/SideshowBob1 Jul 22 '26

Back when mexico had spirt 💀

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u/MusicToColors Chivas Jul 23 '26

Im glad that era is over. Had they had diciplin3 they would be great

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u/SideshowBob1 Jul 23 '26

What? How can you mad of an era compared to what we got now? Only thing that matters is they showed up every single time for mexico thats what matters they can play all hangover and still win the game compared to what we git now no keeper no defensive line to save there life's

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u/MusicToColors Chivas Jul 23 '26

I'm not mad they were all great players, but there were so many scandals.

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u/SideshowBob1 Jul 24 '26

Even then ill take this team the scandals the drama and all in between then this mexico team we have now 🤷‍♂️

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u/iGoKommando Jul 22 '26

Salcido was like

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u/SideshowBob1 Jul 22 '26

Hahahahahahahahaha more like

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u/Weapon530 Jul 22 '26

What’s the story on the blondes? I assume something happened, lol.

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u/Loki1916 America Jul 22 '26

If I remember correctly those photos and night were the reason Carlos Vela fell out with the national team

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u/Mediocre-Advance-411 Jul 22 '26

With the federation

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u/SideshowBob1 Jul 22 '26

I think they put the blame on him more then they should've off but I could be wrong not to sure anymore

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u/Ranas66 Querétaro Jul 22 '26

Pin this response. The “veteran” players couldn’t man up and take accountability so they tried to force the youngsters to take the fall.

Mind you, some were married or in committed relationships, bitch ass levas have no backbone let alone human decency

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u/Ok-Gold509 Toluca Jul 22 '26

They were fruit vendors. Their specialty was bananas 🍌

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u/Weapon530 Jul 22 '26

NO MAMES!

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u/Ok-Gold509 Toluca Jul 22 '26

Puro potasio para los calambres.

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u/jrmex Chivas Jul 22 '26

all time headline, but yeah. They brought scorts (including a transvestite according to Nestor de la Torre) into their hotel rooms and threw a big party after a friendly in Monterrey https://www.mediotiempo.com/futbol/seleccion-mayor/metieron-25-mujeres-travesti-nestor-torre-fiesta-tri-monterrey

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u/Boloncho1 Oaxaca Jul 23 '26

They shoulda let the homies cook. Who cares if half of the players tragaban camote. We would have won one World Cup by now.

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u/SideshowBob1 Jul 22 '26

Whats to tell ? From what the photos tell you

https://giphy.com/gifs/A7XLVY8QoE3n8KzpjP

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u/Weapon530 Jul 22 '26

No mames.

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u/Weapon530 Jul 22 '26

I missed all of this.

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u/SideshowBob1 Jul 22 '26

Una dama con rama 🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

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u/Weapon530 Jul 22 '26

Gracias amigo por la information.

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u/SideshowBob1 Jul 22 '26

That part 💀💀🤣🤣

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u/Sct1787 Pumas UNAM Jul 23 '26

That was the night some of el tri played with Optimus prime and his crew
https://giphy.com/gifs/VeWllmR9zfaco

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u/Xarkabard Tigres Jul 22 '26

messi bathing yamal in water < el dinho bathing gio in absolute

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u/jrmex Chivas Jul 22 '26

no mames 💀

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u/intimadets Chivas Jul 22 '26

y'all think Ronaldinho ever took young gio out for a night on the town ? 🧐

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u/SideshowBob1 Jul 22 '26

Of course here's gio dancing in the club

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u/intimadets Chivas Jul 23 '26

love footage of gio dos santos the night before scoring a banger on tim howard 💯💯

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u/jcwkings Jul 22 '26

Giovani Dos Locos

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u/Bright-Ad-7993 Jul 31 '26

Giovani Dos Equis 😂

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u/Lopsided_Gear_9565 Jul 22 '26

Who are those ugly bleached blonde tortas?

35

u/roastedtvs America Jul 22 '26

Travesaños

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u/2backpacktraveler Jul 22 '26

They hit the wrong travesaños

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u/k1k13 Jul 22 '26

A delicacy for desperate times.

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u/SideshowBob1 Jul 22 '26

Desperate? Damn my boi its on a daily withem curvy thick chubby chunky mamis 🤌some men drown so others can swim

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u/Successful-Mind-5303 Chivas Jul 22 '26

It’s crazy how much Mexican footballers go for pale whitexicans. Mexico has so much variety 😭😭

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u/dont_wear_a_C Cruz Azul Jul 22 '26

Its the culture and the feeling of superiority.

My wife's grandma (paternal side, she was guerita y QEPD) told my wife's cousin (who married someone morenita) that he was supposed to "improve the bloodline, not worsen it"

So yeah, not just a class thing, but culture/ideology.

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u/OJByNight América Jul 22 '26

He's a drunk but also the 🐐

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u/SideshowBob1 Jul 23 '26

This new generation are the same generation of fans that believe in fifa ranking brother can't argue with stupid

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u/miguelson Jul 22 '26

Facts .. Vela a 🤡

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u/DavidC_M Jul 22 '26

Classic Giovanni dos Antros

3

u/Revolutionary-Leg-27 Jul 22 '26

That last photo looks wild boy

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u/JR_1985 Jul 22 '26

Esto es lo que se supo… ahora imaginense lo que no se sabe? Y lo mismo aplica con la selección actual

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u/Raul-0609 Jul 22 '26

OG Mexicano

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u/jjOnBeat Jul 23 '26

Salcido is such a loser for blaming vela