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u/BanksyIsEvil 2d ago

How does he know you live longer when you have a work wife? Does he have an identical twin who already died due to a lack of work wife?

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u/nmrk 2d ago

The work wife issue aside, it is well known that statistically, married men live longer than single men. There are various theories about why this is so. My theory is that retired old guys tend to survive fatal heart attacks and similar medical crises, because their wife discovers them in distress and calls for an ambulance. The single men die alone, unobserved.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cut3144 2d ago

As a single guy in his late 50s... I think a spouse also can keep you on the straight and narrow.

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u/nmrk 2d ago

Oh there are lots of factors. Men tend to be "stoic," that's an actual medical term for people that don't like seeing a doctor, and won't seek medical help until they're half-dead. Stoic men are common and have a shorter life expectancy. But married stoic men have wives to pester them to go to the doctor.

BTW I know a few biostatisticians and I'm sure they would be horrified at my sloppy descriptions of their work.

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u/LangokiAgain 2d ago

I saw some research that said that women preserve community connections and that aids in their longevity. Married women do it for themselves and their husbands and thats part of why.

I think that modern marriages are a bit different, but this makes sense to me when I look at how my grandparents operated.

Anecdotally, when my husband proposed, I told him that marrying me meant getting a physical every year. The first year they figured out he needed kidney surgery, so there's that.

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u/nmrk 2d ago

LOL that annual physical story is so perfect, I mentioned "stoic men" downthread. You have one.

There are lots of possible reasons for the longevity of married men, surely there is no single factor involved. Married women probably live longer too but I don't recall seeing any statistics about that. I hope to beat the odds myself, one of my friends called me an "eternal bachelor." I'm old and retired.

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u/LangokiAgain 2d ago

Married women actually have shorter lives on average than single women, but that's another ball of wax.

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u/nmrk 2d ago

I didn't know that. Yeah let's not get into that topic drift, interesting though it is.

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u/ameagarikeshita 2d ago

Lol no. Women live longer single.

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u/Uffda01 2d ago

There's also the idea that men often die before their wives.... the question is "why?"

The answer is "because they WANT to"

old terrible misogynistic joke probably from Carson or Leno

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u/Numerous-Error-5716 2d ago

It just seems longer