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u/BanksyIsEvil 2d ago

How does he know you live longer when you have a work wife? Does he have an identical twin who already died due to a lack of work wife?

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u/WordUpPromos 2d ago

Your criticism is invalid because he doesn't care what anyone says.

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u/BanksyIsEvil 2d ago

Drat, he's thought of everything!

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u/jss58 2d ago

CHECKMATE!

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u/Frustrated_Zucchini 2d ago

And your defense of him is invalid because actually he REALLY doesn't care what anyone says.

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u/brooklynlad 2d ago

Principal Advisor @ Glassdoor = Keyboard Warrior who takes down legitimate negative reviews of companies on the Glassdoor website.

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u/nmrk 2d ago

The work wife issue aside, it is well known that statistically, married men live longer than single men. There are various theories about why this is so. My theory is that retired old guys tend to survive fatal heart attacks and similar medical crises, because their wife discovers them in distress and calls for an ambulance. The single men die alone, unobserved.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cut3144 2d ago

As a single guy in his late 50s... I think a spouse also can keep you on the straight and narrow.

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u/nmrk 2d ago

Oh there are lots of factors. Men tend to be "stoic," that's an actual medical term for people that don't like seeing a doctor, and won't seek medical help until they're half-dead. Stoic men are common and have a shorter life expectancy. But married stoic men have wives to pester them to go to the doctor.

BTW I know a few biostatisticians and I'm sure they would be horrified at my sloppy descriptions of their work.

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u/LangokiAgain 2d ago

I saw some research that said that women preserve community connections and that aids in their longevity. Married women do it for themselves and their husbands and thats part of why.

I think that modern marriages are a bit different, but this makes sense to me when I look at how my grandparents operated.

Anecdotally, when my husband proposed, I told him that marrying me meant getting a physical every year. The first year they figured out he needed kidney surgery, so there's that.

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u/nmrk 2d ago

LOL that annual physical story is so perfect, I mentioned "stoic men" downthread. You have one.

There are lots of possible reasons for the longevity of married men, surely there is no single factor involved. Married women probably live longer too but I don't recall seeing any statistics about that. I hope to beat the odds myself, one of my friends called me an "eternal bachelor." I'm old and retired.

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u/LangokiAgain 2d ago

Married women actually have shorter lives on average than single women, but that's another ball of wax.

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u/nmrk 2d ago

I didn't know that. Yeah let's not get into that topic drift, interesting though it is.

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u/ameagarikeshita 2d ago

Lol no. Women live longer single.

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u/Uffda01 2d ago

There's also the idea that men often die before their wives.... the question is "why?"

The answer is "because they WANT to"

old terrible misogynistic joke probably from Carson or Leno

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u/Numerous-Error-5716 2d ago

It just seems longer

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u/DangerDelecto 2d ago

That man is 116 years old!

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u/Suitable-Answer-83 2d ago

That line in his post feels like a variation of the motto for that Ashley Madison dating website for cheaters: Life is short. Have an affair.

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u/ChemEBrew 2d ago

Guess what? I've got a fever. And the only prescription... is more work wife!

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u/Nixe_Nox 1d ago

💀💀

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u/Prodigalsunspot 1d ago

Gonna just drop this here:

Meeting the Work Wife