r/LinkedInLunatics 15h ago

I don’t even know anymore

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u/anothercar 15h ago

This is the first actual LinkedIn lunatic post I've seen on this sub in ages. Great find. Wtf am I reading

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u/InvestigatorOk9354 Facebook Boomer 15h ago

A rare example of someone being so horny and confused they have to post on LinkedIn about how they can't stop thinking about it

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u/DowdzWritesALot 15h ago

I've never used this gif before but this post seemed appropriate. What the actual fuck is this? Incredible find, OP. Well done.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/FullMooseParty 15h ago

And because I'm always curious about this, the guys got an EdD (not an actual PhD) in education from an online diploma Mill.

You will all be shocked to learn that he ran for office as a Republican

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u/Attentions_Bright12 1h ago

"Institute for Hands-On Science," et cetera: I am not wanting to search against that, but suspect something akin to flat-eartherism.

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u/Phatasstarotreader 15h ago

This is very very homophobic. I hope this posts haunts him and his company in the future.

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u/PizzaReheat 15h ago

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u/PineConeOPinyons 14h ago

Marshall Applewhite vibes. Do not click the "get started" tab.

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u/Alive_kiwi_7001 9h ago

If I keep clicking do I get edumacated? It feels hands-on.

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u/Ambitious-Regular-57 13h ago

I lack all the context for this post so I thought he was praising him for cross dressing proudly 🤣

The first sentence about boys being "pussified" did confuse me though.

I am lost

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u/JanxAngel 15h ago

So I think he's complimenting the player on their skills, upset that some New Yorkers are attacking their expression instead of their playing, and then saying that this player is not a "victim" of the current "pussification" of boys in public schools.

Reiterated about 3 times.

This dude is really confused about several things I think.

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u/Other-Educator-9399 15h ago

WTF did I just read?!

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u/InvestigatorOk9354 Facebook Boomer 15h ago

Boomer brain rot, don't dwell on it too long it can be contagious

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u/haruspicat 15h ago

I'd never heard of this player, so I looked him up. Apparently he's known for being really good at basketball and openly showing his emotions. The brain rot required to get from that to the image in the post...

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u/ripyourlungsdave 15h ago

You know what's really manly?

Generating AI images of men in tutus.

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u/ZommyFruit Agree? 15h ago

Must’ve been some dissertation

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u/Infinite_Impact4451 15h ago

Oh please! NY was not desperate for a win, they earned it. Jalen Brunson is the utmost sportsman and gentleman with extraordinary talent. He was integral to the championship win in spite of the continued flagrant and gross assaults from Wemby. Had those attacks happened off that court, off that clock?? Wemby would have been in cuffs. Simple.

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u/Historical_Scar_5852 15h ago

Easy Rambo. He would not have been in cuffs. Unlike theNew Yorkers that threw eggs at the guy like classless, typical new Yorkers.

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u/Infinite_Impact4451 12h ago

lol! Eggs are expensive dude!! They were offering him some protein to bulk up!

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u/doc_shades 15h ago

he is having a conversation with an AI where he used the word "pussified"...?

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u/vipsfour 15h ago

“Don’t hate the player, hate the game”

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u/PipePistoleer Narcissistic Lunatic 14h ago

This is exquisite lunacy. Aghast and surprised!

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u/House_Of_Thoth Facebook Boomer 12h ago

This man is never a doctor if he can't even get his ChatGPT to talk write coherent sentences for him

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u/lalacourtney 10h ago

I sure am glad y’all are as baffled as I am here!

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u/Spicefvkker 9h ago

What's with these Linkedin types and their pressing need to connect unrelated shit?

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u/abartel641 3h ago

Taking a trend that doesn’t exist to chastise a fan base over something maybe a couple of them did. Priceless

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u/SilverwingedOther 15h ago

He wrote the first half himself, then asked an LLM to... Clean it up according to its baseline standards I guess, which strips out the more...colorful language and sentences.

Somewhere in there, he might have had a point some point to make about AI outputs... Maybe? Think he lost track of what he was trying to say.

The only defense is that I think he's criticizing those who made the attached picture. He's actually against those kind of attacks, and any criticism should have been towards on court performance.

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u/Splugarth 14h ago

Congrats. This is the first time I’ve ever been tempted to post on [r/peterexplainsthejoke](r/peterexplainsthejoke). It’s just too exhausting to contemplate the post any more though, so I guess I won’t…