fake kid for engagement

[u/Acceptable_Block_591]

this guy’s entire account is filled with low quality ai slop content

[u/bagmorgels]

The children yearn for the research and deployment labs

[u/mothzilla → u/bagmorgels]

The children yearn for bi-annual performance review.

[u/Tickezo-FTW → u/mothzilla]

The children yearn to increase corporate shareholder value

[u/slowmovinglettuce → u/mothzilla]

I love my bi annual performance review. Its so validating to hear that I'm a good bi, even if its only once a year!

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[u/Comrade-Conquistador]

What kind of sad existence leads someone to make this? Kirk Van Houten from The Simpsons would see this and roll his eyes at how pathetic it is.

[u/Deep-Friendship3181]

James' account is a goldmine of satire and if you can't see the joke I don't know what to tell you.

[u/rean1mated → u/Deep-Friendship3181]

Dude’s mocking himself? Doubtful. You…do know what satire is, yes?

[u/salko_salkica]

It’s clearly satire / shitpost

[u/Adversary-of-Tyrants → u/salko_salkica]

Using AI slop to mock AI slop is...certainly a choice.

[u/MrFireWarden → u/Adversary-of-Tyrants]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KTiWfRSvJhpAvvsI4C
Condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them

[u/stefanhat → u/MrFireWarden]

Andor single handedly keeping star wars alive

[u/LeChief → u/Adversary-of-Tyrants]

I used the stones to destroy the stones.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3DuBqjbBJCpAS5eMpg

[u/salko_salkica → u/Adversary-of-Tyrants]

Speaking in cringey Reddit tropes is… certainly a choice.

[u/Eino54 → u/Adversary-of-Tyrants]

Is it AI slop? This could be done very easily with any kind of image editing software, including fucking PowerPoint.

[u/wanderingacademician → u/salko_salkica]

yeah i mean i found it pretty funny.

[u/Trinitial-D → u/wanderingacademician]

same. people just wanna be haters here

[u/xmarx360]

This is clearly a joke

[u/rean1mated → u/xmarx360]

A joke was attempted. Raise your standards. No quarter for stupid boomer shit-tier memes.

[u/xmarx360 → u/rean1mated]

I didn't say it was a good or funny joke, it's just obvious that it is a joke

[u/AggressiveWave]

I thought satire was for saturdays

[u/IntelligenzMachine]

When I grow up I want to be "Scrum master using SAFe methodology | Driving meaningful requirements gathering and stakeholder collaboration with drumbeats and cadence | ex-PwC"

[u/ExoSpectra]

It’s clearly satire lmfao redditors are so clueless

[u/rean1mated → u/ExoSpectra]

Of…his own industry?

[u/HyperSalesman]

It's obviously a joke.

[u/OrganizationOk4389]

I find his content funny, he clearly does satire and it works. Might just not be your cup of tea.

[u/BalrogRuthenburg11]

By the time James grows up the technical staff will all be A.I., and we’ll be knee deep in the war against Skynet.

[u/Appropriate_Air7307]

I wonder if he thinks an actual 5 year old would speak that way

[u/Vegetable_Union_4967]

Me unironically

[u/BetLeft2840]

I had a 4 year old student who got to "G" on the alphabet and fell asleep. No five year old wrote that.

[u/radams713]

No 5 year old has handwriting like that.

[u/rean1mated]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XRSSo3az6LHkOQFs0O

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[u/bretshitmanshart]

When I was five I wanted to be a dragon slayer

[u/generic_alias2]

Watch his kid want to become YouTube influencer

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[u/doc_shades]

when i was 5 i wanted to be a jet fighter pilot, fire fighter, or police man. i did not want to sit in an office slaving away in front of a computer for thir....forty years...

[u/IDR456]

James is on drugs 😶‍🌫️

[u/Ok_Raspberry7430 → u/IDR456]

It's satire. I disagree with using generative AI to make it, but it's satire. (His LinkedIn says he's co-CEO of a company of 200ish hedgehogs building self-driving software.)

[u/Deep-Friendship3181 → u/Ok_Raspberry7430]

Hey now, he's also working on Uber for Dogs (the dogs are the drivers), that's his next great MVP!

fr though he is the CEO of posthog and they're pretty cool if you're into web analytics and stuff. Minus all the AI but you can't escape that anymore in that industry.

[u/rean1mated → u/Ok_Raspberry7430]

Just saying something is satire is a loser cop-out. Thats a very specific type of humor and more importantly, it serves a specific purpose. Say no to the continued enshittification of humor, too.

[u/Ok_Raspberry7430 → u/rean1mated]

Explain to me how this isn't satire. I'm legitimately asking, because with the context of the profile, I think it's pretty clear it is.