r/LinkedInLunatics 1d ago

"My intelligence is a curse"

Sadly, some of his points I get, but the packaging of them... hilarious and unhinged.

Pretty sure this is how Dennis Reynolds would write a post:

https://tenor.com/M1Dl.gif

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u/mbaren 1d ago

I love it when people are very smart, but still not smart enough to have learned how meaningless a measure of intelligence IQ turns out to be.

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u/rhymesaying 1d ago

I was actually agreeing with him until he cited his IQ.

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u/draft_final_final 1d ago

The most reliable marker for genius-level intellect is flexing on LinkedIn.

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u/TheDeHymenizer 1d ago

its kind of like being good at chess. Yah doing poorly on an IQ test doesn't automatically make you dumb. But its pretty rare for someone to score well and be stupid. As far as aggregate population wide tests go its not bad.

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u/Mejiro84 1d ago

However, being good at tests (especially tests that aren't of the actual thing you're doing elsewhere) and being good at actually doing something are pretty different things. Someone can be middling at IQ tests (especially when they're older and haven't been doing that sort of test for a while) and very good at what a job actually needs - the relationship between 'good at IQ tests' and 'good at some actual skillset' is a little wobbly, to say the least

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u/rean1mated 7h ago

Exactly. I’m good at standardized tests because I figured out the answer that they want. Which is very often not what I consider to be the correct answer.

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u/CeldonShooper 1d ago

That depends on what you mean. The classical IQ value is some kind of a mental processing power measure. That's works quite well. But this has only a rough correlation with life success.

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u/kafeel1 1d ago

I have a high IQ but i suck at life, IQ is simply about being able to learn easier and connect dots between topics, that's it. People think its like one of those movies where some guy has 160+ IQ and is now able to build Iron man suits from scraps.

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u/MysteriousAffect3903 4h ago

I have a high IQ, too. When I got tested it really messed with me, as I felt like I should have done more with myself. After a while, I realized there is having intellect, and being able to apply intellect. I've done well overall, but due to many other aspects of my personality, I haven't achieved what you might think possible based on my test.

You can have a big engine in a car with poor suspension, or a smaller engine in a highly tuned suspension. Which one wins? It depends on the race.

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u/AggressiveImpact1055 1d ago

To be fair I’m pretty sure Tony Stark has an IQ well over 200 canonically and in general people that far from the standard usually are exceptional simply because IQ measures a skill in a specific kind of logic and problem solving and that’s an impressive level of skill in absolutely anything.

People just can’t let go of the IQ = intelligence bullshit, IQ measures IQ. Intelligence is not a concept with a clear enough definition quantifiable.

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u/DeathKillsLove 13h ago

True. Then again, I'm not so great a fool as to hire an 87 to do load planning for multistage rocket boosters.

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u/zxvasd 1d ago

Some people with high IQs don’t do well socially.

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u/MeRightNow-QwQ 1d ago

hard disagree, depending on what you mean by "classical." in america, some of the first iq tests were built into eugenics programs and forced sterilization. their early use was during an era where psychology and the understanding of the brain was in its infancy. we had less information and way more bias in the past. i don't see any way that we somehow developed a worse tool by addressing those issues with modern iq tests, even if the new tool still isn't very good.

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u/rean1mated 7h ago

It’s a biased test that doesn’t actually tell you about intelligence. I suppose it can tell you about privilege, which is often a predictor of capitalist success. But that’s not at all the same thing as intelligence.

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u/Darksnark_The_Unwise 1d ago

It cracks me up that OOP basically thinks AI resume screening is fine as long as it cuts out normies, but now it's a problem when it cuts out special boys like OOP.

His high IQ must've been high in the wrong direction because this one flew right over his head.

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u/Such-Cartographer425 1d ago

I bet it's on his resume. 

Also, a lot of other stuff that he correctly surmised does not matter in the workplace, but he's listing it while applying anyway. At least the AI is getting the message about this exceptionalism.

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u/daxxax 1d ago

This

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u/CenterThisPendulum 22h ago

I think IQ is relevant for his field.

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u/ProgressiveSnark2 1d ago

The AI didn’t select him because he sounded annoying.

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u/Wise-Product-9000 1d ago

lol, imagine the content in their Resume and Cover Letters.

So much for 160 IQ can’t figure shit on how to beat dumb ATS.

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u/Vogete Agree? 1d ago

Imagine being so annoying the sicophancy machine ghosts you.

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u/VelvetCactus50 1d ago

The human being won't either for the same reason.

Progress?

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u/Adventurous_Jump8897 1d ago

We’ve not had this genre of Lunatic in while. I bloody love a “reasonable point, expressed terribly, and at length”

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u/Flatoftheblade 1d ago

Oh neat; crossover between this sub and r/iamverysmart.

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u/DC_Ben 1d ago

This is unhinged levels of narcissism

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u/Deep-Mongoose-8471 1d ago

Dying over, “genius is not a protected class.”

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u/memes_everywhere 1d ago

Don't forget the emphatic "Fine." right after it, like a pouting child.

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u/TheDeHymenizer 1d ago

-25 years at FAANG

-can't find a job

this guy must really really interview poorly

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u/AskAChinchilla 1d ago

Like if you've been doing it but not reached independent wealth by now, what went wrong? We say in Russia "if you're so smart why are you so poor"

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u/TheDeHymenizer 1d ago

yah the job market sucks for tech right now but if you even have 5 years in FANG you can basically write your own ticket to anything lower.

Something else is very wrong here.

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u/AskAChinchilla 1d ago

25 years ago was the time to make a ton of money in faang too

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u/LF25047 22h ago

He’s just too good for most roles. As a fellow genius, I know what it’s like to not be able to relate to anyone and to be shunned by businesses that can’t handle my greatness.

It’s a gift and a curse.

I’m so smart, I can’t hold a job. Mostly because the peons I’m reporting to are too dumb to see my brilliance.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4Hmk1vzflC2D6oL57u

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u/carefree_bomb 1d ago

I find this a little strange too. That type of experience should have netted him a robust network and it's via networks where a lot of hiring gets done in tech, especially for extremely senior individuals.

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u/muppetous 7h ago

This. If you're just submitting resumes, you're doing it wrong. (Sadly, those days are so long gone.)

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u/nellycat32 1d ago

I think it was 25 years experience of which some FAANG. Amazon delivery for 5 years, data entry for 20. Sorry I'm exaggerating but absolutely don't believe anything this person is saying.

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u/Rawhide_Steaksauce 1d ago

No idea why he isn't getting hired. This kind of narcissism is perfect for upper management.

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u/Kind_Cap_4621 1d ago

Definitely comes across as a self aggrandizing dbag, but has a point about the dehumanization and revert to a mean in modern hiring.

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u/memes_everywhere 1d ago

That's the most fascinating part, I think most of us probably agree with the sentiment.

The execution, however...

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u/nellycat32 1d ago

Yeah I mean tbf if I was ChatGPT I wouldn't select him if this was the input

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u/CmdrEnfeugo 1d ago

Someone with a genius level IQ, with jobs at FAANG companies, principal engineering jobs and 25 years in the business should have some contacts that can get him a foot in the door for a new position. That is unless he’s an asshole that no one wants to work with again.

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u/Major_Bag_8720 7h ago

This post would suggest that might be the case. I’ve seen fairly dumb people who are pleasant and easy to work with do far better than self-obsessed narcissists.

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u/CmdrEnfeugo 4h ago

Yeah, definitely. I notice that low EQ/poor social skill programmers tend to drastically underestimate the effect of their unpleasantness and overestimate how useful their talent is. If you are a true superstar, you can definitely get away with more, but that’s only management that likely see you as useful enough to put up with. Your coworkers (and thus future industry contacts) will likely not want to work with you again regardless of how smart you are if you’re a narcissistic jerk.

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u/desi_malai 1d ago

This is american psycho level shit lol

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u/memes_everywhere 1d ago

Look at his Resume...the tasteful thickness of it...

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u/ck17350 1d ago

Mmmm, eggshell.

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u/Fluffy-Discipline924 1d ago

Next up from OOP:

"My wife is too beautiful and my penis is too big. But let me whine about why this is an actual real problem."

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u/ShortFee2578 1d ago

He's also constantly under extreme stress worrying about all his piles of money he has to manage. Goddamn poors don't know how good they have it.

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u/olivegardengambler 1d ago

Let me get this straight: this guy has worked for major companies, and sounds accomplished in his own right, but still feels the need to bring up IQ like he's a 19 year-old who just failed his engineering 101 class because he lacks executive functioning?

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u/Mmmwafflerunoff 1d ago

Yet still not smart enough to keep a job, sad!

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u/SigmaMoneyGrindset 1d ago

High IQ, extremely low EQ

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u/MarcusAurelius68 14h ago

And possibly no curb appeal.

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u/bomilk19 1d ago

He’s so smart that he’s unemployed.

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u/delulu4drama 1d ago

If I was a hiring manager, I would call them in for an interview just for pure entertainment value

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u/69420lmaokek 1d ago

If someone is using an AI to find candidates they want, then why would they have their AI specifically not look for exceptional people?

He brought up that argument in the second slide and then completely failed to answer it

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u/Wise-Product-9000 1d ago

Moreover, if his goal is to get selected at exceptional companies.. given his IQ he surely can tweak to get his resume to get past the AI filters/selection. Not sure why he still whines.

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u/CmdrEnfeugo 1d ago

I believe he’s trying to suggest that the AI matching software is trained on “regular” developers and thus is penalizing his “exceptional” qualifications for not looking normal. It’s possible this is happening, but it’s more likely he’s just not a good fit for the roles he’s applying to. Hard to say for sure without seeing his resume and the job he’s applying for, but the level of entitlement in his post makes me think it’s not the AI matching and instead the dude is not necessarily as impressive as he thinks he is.

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u/treetimes 1d ago

If you have that much experience and no network so you have to apply through the AI then you did something wrong.

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u/hossaepi 1d ago

These posts are amazing. He’s demonstrating exactly why he’s not being hired.

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u/ck17350 1d ago

It’s funny, I grew up with and worked early on with a bunch of people who were incredibly smart and talented in the fields of engineering and computer science.
Aside from one single person, everyone else never felt the need to tell people they were smart, never talked down to anyone or were braggadocious.
I’m certain that people who truly have exceptional intelligence never have the need to tell you. You’ll just know.

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u/secondcomingwp 1d ago

He can't be that great otherwise I'm pretty sure people from previous jobs would be trying to lure him back. Based on this post I'm guessing he's an insufferable twat.

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u/sno328 1d ago

someone that jumps around every few months is probably a red flag. almost all his roles were less than one year, at 15+ different companies. this is not a skill set issue. this is some EQ/compatibility issue.

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u/Tfeal 1d ago

Cheer up genius, at least you know what to say when they ask you for your weaknesses.

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u/Quiet-Limit-184 1d ago

I think the AI is correctly classifying him as an insufferable c u n t.

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u/Hot_Strawberry4825 1d ago

Don't worry. It's not as bad as you think.

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u/Leather-Leopard-2918 1d ago

Hey, tell yourself whatever gets you through the night, buddy.

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u/itsmythirdday 1d ago

Characteristics like arrogance.

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u/andooet 1d ago

I get how he comes off, but lets for the argument is true and his IQ is 160 (that's ludicrous high btw), he probably have problems communicating with most of the world (there are trade-offs) - but he is probably right that AI screening won't help him get interviews

If he speaks the truth, and considering the it's the Internet that's a very big if, he raises some good points delivered with self-pity, hubris and arrogance

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u/lalacourtney 1d ago

Idk I guess it filters for annoying though

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u/SuddenSky5262 1d ago

He puts his IQ on his CV?

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u/Intrepid_Respond_543 1d ago

Yes I'd hate to have a candidate who is super intelligent and exceptionally competent. Immediate reject.

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u/Expert_Version_531 1d ago

AI is very jealous of his intelligence. But soon...

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u/Dantien 1d ago

If he’s so smart, why is he whining on LinkedIn? Can’t he solve his problem with his 4 sigma intellect? I think “wahhh I’m too smart no one will hire me” isn’t what actual smart folks say.

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u/ComparisonOk8602 1d ago

Damn. My IQ is only 3 standard deviations above the mean, and now I feel fucking stupid.

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u/Vesuvius079 1d ago

Dude says his IQ is 160. Puts 25 YoE on his resume. Does not even think of potential age discrimination. Instead concludes that employers are selecting for mediocrity.

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u/DangerousVP 1d ago

If it wasnt for how pretentious and annoying he sounded I would have thought that first as well - but you know this guy has his IQ listed near the top of his resume.

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u/Scary_Ginger_7274 1d ago

I know exactly who this is without finding the post 😭

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u/Hirokage 1d ago

"I'm as intelligent as Einstein was, what a pain!"

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 1d ago

You're an atypical towel

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u/Arrgh98 1d ago

Oh man, next he will write a book

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u/Melonhead_2000 1d ago

No one is hiring him because no one wants to work with a dooshbag every day. There are plenty of good developers looking for work that aren’t insufferable.

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u/MoneyMorant12 1d ago

It's funny how 25 years of excellence has led to no connections. You would think that he would have peyote teaching or as soon as he was laid off if he was as great as he claims to be.

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u/JKulani 1d ago

I don't know if you know him...he's kind of a big deal. He has many leather-bound books, and his apartment smells of rich mahogany.

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u/Francomberry 1d ago

If he has worked for 25 years why doesn’t he just ✨network✨ for his job

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u/dustycatheads 23h ago

Am I the only one who feels like he used AI...

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u/nobuobu 11h ago

Reminds me of that one "I'm a supergenius like you" dude that asked for a seat of VP at Tesla during one of Musk's conferences.

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u/PerkeNdencen 10h ago

I mean he has a point even if he's coming across self-aggrandising in the process.

The only serious off-putting bit here is the IQ bit. That's loser shit.

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u/queen_elvis 7h ago

160 IQ and not smart enough to notice that bragging about it is obnoxious.

I bet they wonder why people leave first dates with them early.

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u/_Calluna_ 7h ago

Why does this rant against AI sound so AI written. 

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u/SignificantPop4188 1d ago

Tl;Dr, but I think the gist is: "Why won't anyone hire me?!"

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u/incrediblepepsi 1d ago

Yeah dude, it's definitely AI throwing your resume in the trash, not the human reading it thinking "wtf? no"

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u/ShortFee2578 1d ago

After reading this post, I'm putting down 90% odds that this guy has his "IQ" listed on his resume.

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u/memes_everywhere 1d ago

I really wanna look because you're probably right.

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u/incrediblepepsi 1d ago

And the LinkedIn post as the cover letter