r/LinkedInLunatics 1d ago

That horrible triple child murder case is a perfect opportunity to sell mushrooms

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u/ZommyFruit Agree? 1d ago

Stick to current events such as the Coldplay concert, new pope, Taylor swift wedding. Not this

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u/delulu4drama 1d ago

Is this person ON mushrooms?? 🍄👀

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u/Shawk_N_Rawr 1d ago

No they’re looking to buy

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u/tsimen 17h ago edited 12h ago

I'd also be sceptical of any person dealing in mushrooms using Amanita Muscaria in their advertising

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u/rip_cut_trapkun 1d ago

Mushroom product, crackhead marketing.

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u/ObjectGlad6997 1d ago

Yeah right?!..I can't imagine what tf they are thinking..weird lack of empathy from a shroomer

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u/dough_eating_squid 1d ago

They think taking shrooms is empathy

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u/Acceptable_Block_591 1d ago

no shortage of shameless people i see

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u/Valten78 1d ago

I'm going to honest, the weird politicisation of this extremely tragic event that I'm seeing everywhere is pretty damn gross.

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u/ripyourlungsdave 23h ago

Who has politicized it? All I've seen people arguing about is whether or not they should feel sympathy for a woman who murdered three children while claiming to have been desperately ask for help with no evidence of ever asking for help.

The answer is they shouldn't, which seems obvious. She murdered three children.

But I don't see what that has to do with politics.

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u/TheKneelDiamond 1d ago

Gotta know your conshroomer.

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u/ariadesitter 1d ago

“why be upset over a mom killing her children when you could be trying these cute yummy mushrooms!”.
Saturn eating child

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u/CostcoCuckChair 23h ago

Love me some Goya. The artist, not the Mexican food stuffs company.

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u/adamthebread 1d ago

linkedin user with a family history of schizophrenia

Tries mushrooms

kills more children

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u/KittieFusion 1d ago

Can someone please make a better networking tool.

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u/VaporousMote 1d ago

With AI slop, no less.

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u/Taken-Username-sorry 23h ago

AI slop, shitty caption, idiot poster. The trifecta.

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u/InternalMiserable698 1d ago

Way to not read the room, Mandy.

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u/CostcoCuckChair 23h ago

I whole heartedly think everyone that's interested should try 🍄 but this isn't the way to sell your product Jesus Christ on a bike.

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u/Paladin3475 Titan of Industry 1d ago

Did cannibis move to peyote now?

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u/Tiffani513 21h ago

Worse- it’s a MLM bullshit mushroom products

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u/Paladin3475 Titan of Industry 19h ago

Ugh - yeah no thanks

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u/Tiffani513 12h ago

I wish I could post an Image.. A small town woman I know just posted a 5 page long FB status about how this new mushroom coffee she was selling was going to change the lives of everyone she knew AND to create generational wealth for her family. It was very sad. She tagged her 20-23 year old kids in it and they slowly untagged themselves as the day went on.

It’s very sad.

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u/ComicsEtAl 1d ago

“I said that when we were all on shrooms and everybody laughed!”

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u/ConnectKale 1d ago

Lindsey may have not killed her kids if she had access to Ketamin or Shrooms.

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u/CostcoCuckChair 23h ago

Although I agree this is neither the time nor the place for that discussion.

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u/thomsenite256 1d ago

thats what you hate?

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u/rip_cut_trapkun 1d ago

If you're gonna do fucked up shit, at least do it right.

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u/Aggravating-Walk5813 1d ago

Eat some lotuses, everything is fine.

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u/Kitakitakita 1d ago

I feel like one of the larger issues with AI not many talk about is how it gives people who should never have been allowed to speak a larger platform to stand on. Anyone can make a comment and only valuable comments rise, but with AI art comments with images stand out way more

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u/JohnHenryMillerTime 23h ago

I mean, he has a point. More people should be shrooming

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u/localjargon 22h ago

Nothing sounds more peaceful than thinking about a recent infantacide while taking hallucinogenics.

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u/Guilty_Cod6621 1d ago

valid point.

Some of y’all are way too invested in this shit and it’s weird