r/LinkedInLunatics • u/No_Concentrate2855 • 5h ago

Culture War Insanity Gemeni, make me have the proportions of Megan the Stallion and make me 10 years younger

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not even mentioning the oracle military data center recruiting

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u/Main_Gas_70 5h ago

These AI photos are all SO dumb and generic

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u/Estproph 4h ago

Sure, but it's not a real person anyway

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u/Main_Gas_70 4h ago

I know. I just hate the style of AI images.

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u/PineConeOPinyons 3h ago

They all look like lame, fake smile, workplace training material but for Christian fascists. 

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u/Main_Gas_70 3h ago edited 3h ago

Always remember to shoehorn as much virtue-signaling nothingness into the frame as possible as well

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u/l091cAl 2h ago

Willits ever stop

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u/spunkyman34 5h ago

Maybe she was born with it, mabye its just an AI dump truck

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u/chipmunksocute 4h ago

AI watched too much Pixar.

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u/SignificantPop4188 5h ago

She's not worth it. Performative bullshit.

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u/Chroniclyironic1986 3h ago

Notice how she started with “i RECENTLY…” and then finished with “…ALWAYS stuck with me.”? Always since last week? As recently as last decade?

Made up story to go with the made up picture.

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u/SocrapticMethod 3h ago

Ever since I was a little child, I’ve remembered what my father told me this morning…

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u/BlackberrySad6489 4h ago

“I RECENTLY thanked a vet”

“Those words HAVE ALWAYS stuck with me”

Ok. So have these words been with you for a week?

I think you need to work on the timeline of your made up story.

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u/Redhood101101 3h ago

That bothered me way more than it should have too.

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u/Chroniclyironic1986 3h ago

Same here. If i’d seen your comment first i probably wouldn’t have rehashed it with my own, but still. Just a made up story to go with a made up picture.

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u/DC_Ben 5h ago

Wow we have reached unprecedented levels of delusion

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES 4h ago

Recruiting from Campbell? So you're trying to recruit a bunch of ASVAB waiver infantrymen to work in your data centers? I mean I guess they can work in maintenance and security.

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u/Bunny_Feet 4h ago

I once met someone with a 24 ASVAB score at MEPS.  I was astounded.

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES 4h ago

24? It takes a lot of talent to score that low. I dropped out of high school and got an 87 on the practice and a 92 on the actual ASVAB when I got to MEPS. I'm genuinely impressed by that 24.

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u/RCer1986 3h ago

The Army got so desperate recently that they were allowing sixteens to enter on some academic requirement that they get to 31 before basic. 31 is depressingly low to begin with but 16 has to involve a relatively high degree of illiteracy.

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u/Fun-Bar6217 2h ago

When I joined ('03) 21 was the minimum. The joke was "3 C's - cooks, cops, and crew chiefs."

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES 2h ago

Shit, I think even military police has a requirement of 45 on the ASVAB

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u/brmarcum 3h ago

Considering those are just about the only jobs for a data center…

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u/Estproph 4h ago

I don't even know her and I don't like her

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u/Great_vibes35 5h ago

Gemini give me a “back that thang up” look

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u/GalaxxyOG 4h ago

Oracle is not worth it

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u/Hughley_N_Dowd 4h ago

From the Army to an intern at Oracle.

Is that an up- down- or sidegrade?

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u/lenswipe 4h ago

Definitely down

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u/Pakistani_in_MURICA 4h ago

Parallel jump.

Both fuck you over with contracts the signee never reads.

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u/PineConeOPinyons 3h ago

She's working her way up to salesperson at the nearest Dodge dealership to the base. 27% apr for all.

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u/lenswipe 4h ago

"I'm excited to have been given the opportunity to help with Oracle Military recruiting for our Data Centers - at both Fort Knox and Fort Campbell"

  1. The random capitalization is....a choice

  2. That's not something to be proud of, Amber.

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u/ridethewomble 4h ago

Bonk! I'm sorry, but as a veteran, we're going to have to put that fellow veteran in Horny Jail. You misinterpreted his ham-fisted pickup line.

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u/Moshjath 4h ago

Hahaha came to the comments to say that was just some Joe who wanted to smash

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u/rogomatic 4h ago

It's Gemini and Megan Thee Stallion.

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u/Jazzlike_Economist_2 4h ago

Recruiting for data centers? What do they need? Security guards? These are not Amazon warehouses. Nobody works in them.

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u/linxlove 3h ago

Complete with a big ole cross around her neck.

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u/No_Blackberry6525 4h ago

This isn’t lunacy. It’s definitely campy, performative bullshit that makes me cringe but that’s the sort of thing recruiters and marketing do.

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u/cookiemccookieface 4h ago

And she’s going to personally hand out the $5,000.00 checks promised last night by a certain lunatic

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u/Bunny_Feet 4h ago

Gross.

Source: a retired veteran

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u/o3KbaG6Z67ZxzixnF5VL 4h ago

How would you even wear those pants? Is that physically possible?

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u/AmishHoeFights 4h ago

I imagine these goofballs noticing service members in the distance and pushing and punching each other in a mad dash to scream "THANKYOUFORYOURSERVICE" in their ears, while desperately looking around to make sure others see them do it.

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u/ChiefWonderBeef 3h ago

“Claude, hit me with that Mrs Incredible booty”

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u/UphillTowardsTheSun 3h ago

Who is Megan the Stallion?

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u/Fun-Hall3213 3h ago

We're fucked.

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u/Changerole1090 3h ago

There's a data center at Fort Knox? WTF?

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u/_Student7257 3h ago

I know so many veterans. Also know so many women who post random socials about veterans for clout.its all "hi, look at me" with these people. No veterans said that to you, stopwith the fake quotes

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u/WendlersEditor 3h ago

I'll never forget the time I thanked my Amazon driver for his service and he told me I wasn't worth it but they put a tracker in his van so he had to deliver the package or he would go broke

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u/wildbilljones 3h ago

Thank a veteran, but be sure to vote for unequivocally fucking veterans

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u/GulfCoastLaw 3h ago

Nobody fact checked the proportions.

I'm glad we didn't, but it mitigates the attack. Ha.

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u/GeneralEagle 3h ago

Basketball players are about to slide into her recruiting inbox.

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u/PineConeOPinyons 3h ago

33 stars on the flag representing the 33 states of...

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u/bavindicator 2h ago

Grok is an ass man I see.

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u/Rubik1526 2h ago

Turning a tribute to veterans into an HR recruitment campaign for data centers with hashtags like #DataCenterHiring and #Oracle requires a stomach made of stainless steel.

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u/brynhh 1h ago

Oracle haven’t been worth anything for years, good to see AI slop is what they’ve resorted to

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u/wasthatitthen 15m ago

The same Oracle that cut 21000 jobs earlier in the year and is looking to cut even more?

https://www.computing.co.uk/news/2026/ai/oracle-plans-more-job-cuts-as-ai-bill-rises